True Detective

How do you get your ears green while painting?

You, uh, flail like a retard and you get some on your ears. I think.

This was just lazy writing, only flaw of the show was this bullshit

By scratching them without thinking. People get paint everywhere. It literally doesn't matter you retard, unless you're suggesting it's impossible which just makes you stupid in a slightly different way.

>perfectly fine setup for wearing green protective earmuffs from mowing and shit
>do this instead

I'll never understand

I remember those threads, everyone thought it was gonna be the earmuffs.

That's what I was thinking.

Ears are flat circles

...because it's specifically connected to the freshly painted house dumbfuck

its was loud paint tho

he could have been mowing the lawn there or something.

It was more him seeing the picture of the freshly painted house and connecting it back to the ears.
Way to big of a stretch. Otherwise perfect show.

the whole season went downhill after the flashbacks stopped
it's pretty clear that was all the writers had written and then realized it wasn't long enough and he hadn't cleared up all the plot lines

bravo pizza

>its was loud paint tho

Holy fuck

using an aerosol spray

>people still meme that S1 > S2

why the fuck wasn't it green lawnmower earmuffs

Wasn't the girl high and hallucinating?

>contrarians still meme that season 2 was good

What's bad about Season 2?

Only people who say S1 is better than S2 are nostalgia fags who think all past time was better or autists who can't understand a show with more than 2 characters

Colin Farrell alone is better than the entirety of season 1. And while as a whole S2 may have been more outlandish/unrealistic, it was consistent through and through, unlike the green ears bullshit.

>What's bad about Season 2?

Fuck, there's so much and I'm sick of writing it every time. Season 2 fucking sucks, period. It was terrible. You might like it, but it's not nostalgia that made most of Season 1 fans hate it.

Oh, because S1 was realistic as fuck!

Nice argument, you sure told me

I don't care about "telling you". I'm saying that there's nothing contrarian about disliking season 2.

We need marty and rust back to expose the pizza party

>nostalgia for first season made people hate season 2
>season 1 came out 1.5 years before season 2.

wew lad

Season 2

youtube.com/watch?v=axA2wQ2fJtk

Vinceposting was the only good thing about season 2.

How do you get this delusional? S2 was literally so terrible it got the entire show axed.

>>Only people who say S1 is better than S2 are nostalgia fags
I bet you defended Heroes season 2 as well.
>p-people only hate it because they liked season 1!

That guy's line read sounds exactly like CIA

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I haven't watched Heroes but I've seen lot of faggots like you hating all season 2 of all shows just for not being like season 1

Not talking about feeling nostalgia for S1, I'm talking about your personality, you are a nostalgia fag for thinking all past time was better

Like those who say Breaking Bad was better than Better Call Saul

Swamps have a fuckton of bugs mate.

>google search
>true detective
bravo pizzadonut

Who the fuck wrote this shit lmao

been a painter for over 10 years m8
my ears is probably the only place i haven't scrubbed paint off

are you into kids?

The way they cracked the case was nonsense, worse than anything in S2, and keep in mind S2 was terrible.

not yet

He probably painted his ears on purpose to chase the little girl and scare her.

felt rushed to me, still prefer it to s2 2bh.

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>What's bad about Season 2?

>endless parade of samey mumblecore drunks
>like 4 different irrelevant plots
>endless meaningless characters
>main story is only relevant for the last two episodes
>everyone dies nothing matters
>TWO movie length episodes that overindulgent fuck
>the real plot is only relevant for two episodes at the end

S1 ended pretty weakly but the entirely of S2 was a middling mess that held little meaning.

(You)

>its was loud paint tho

>Fukunaga and Pizzolatto break up over creative differences, namely Pizzolatto felt that people where focusing too much on the Supernatural undertones of the show
>Pizzolatto Puts a psychic ghost in season 2

the first season has a deep feeling to it, that shit helped me enter a new realm of cynicism. s2 did none of that for me.

Dont they state that he painted the house that same day, and his ears were green from listening through the wall at night with his ear pressed against it?

Or am I in the middle of a memeing?

what was he listening to?

the yellow king

>he was listening to the YELLOW king
>but his ears are GREEN
explain this

Hirohito?

Watched both seasons last week, season 1 was very good, season 2 was meh.

how the fuck doesa painted house in the 80s link you to a murderer? 30 year old taxes? thats fucking BULLSHIT. awful writing.

It wasn't just that you moron, watch the fucking show.

>HBO's hubris made True Detective's accolades and future in jeopardy when they arrogantly submitted it as Best Drama categories during Breaking Bad's final year

Should have went to Miniseries category if they wanted a bag of awards.