prophet of test cricket edition
/brit/
Adam Bennett
Jacob Perry
one final plug for the
~VERY IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL~
>strawpoll.com
strawpoll.com
>strawpoll.com
then ill send it off to Theresa May and shell take it from there x
Jason Martin
Feeling very lonely, lads. The sort of lonely where there is absolutely nobody I feel I can confide in. I'm confiding in you guys because there is no one else. I don't know any of you and you don't know me. I'm just very, very lonely right now lads.
Mason Cruz
...
Jason Wood
Getting them out.
Could be legally or nonlegally, but there is a slight implication of it being done through trickery
Easton Hernandez
fuck off
Evan Peterson
corbyn pm when ffs lads
Angel Turner
where did you get this picture of me?
Jonathan Parker
the gf
Christian Garcia
still waiting to see his feet
Ian Adams
I feel exactly how you do too
Robert Rogers
...
Nolan Hall
Henry Phillips
grim
Blake Murphy
Gigi, or Bella, lads?
Blake Ward
i have no will to live :)
Jose Evans
never
Nathaniel Moore
>girls
growss
Tyler Moore
...
Ryan Hughes
Workmates keep making snide jokes and constantly rinsing me. Think i'm going to quit 2bh
Colton Murphy
Why do slags love 'dka, when gin is right there?
Anthony Gonzalez
ENGLAND IS MY CITY
Xavier Fisher
both dead-eyed drones
Chase Sullivan
2,1
Luke Fisher
Another day, another post-interview rejection. Nearly 9 months unemployed now and getting pretty damn pissed.
>go to a graduate scheme assessment centre (final round) for a well-known FTSE 100 company
>Outperformed almost everyone on the tasks they gave us.
>Thought for sure this Indian girl and I would be one of the ones to go through
>kek.jpg
>Out of the boys, the white, tall, handsome 'lads', with the short back and sides haircuts get picked
>Out of the girls, the white, pretty, blonde ones with the posh accents get picked.
It seems companies, even huge multinationals, already have an image of what they want their staff to look like - even if they performed below par in their tests.
Companies love to talk about how diverse they are but it's really all just lip service. 95% of the time they pick Jack with the posh accent and laddish demeanour, or Tabitha with a 2.1 in English from Exeter. There's really no space for us minorities or indeed fatties, uggos, non-posh people or nerds.
Oliver Reed
is raising another mans daughter cucked?
Nathan Harris
What's the most underrated country in europe lads?
Nathaniel Perez
>losing to Germany on penalties
>yfw
Eli Williams
Last thread proved to be rather unhelpful.
Need halp.
Speaking in the context of a prison, what does it mean to "spring someone"? Is it making someone break out of jail? Getting this person out in a more lawful way?
>Gosh, I've never been behind bars before. Were you scared, Willy?
>Me, scared? Naw, not in the least. In fact, I was ready to tough it out another week if Wella hadn't sprung me.
Aaron Parker
The problem with state schools is that lower class people fill them. My dad went to a comprehensive full of thickos and was the first person in the school's entire history to get into Oxford. He wasn't rich or had connections or special help, he was just well brought-up - in contrast to being a lazy, undisciplined, fat, sugar-addled thicko with parents too stupid to even have any books in the house like most working class '''people'''
Zachary Hill
heraldscotland.com
>Academics claim Muslim population in Scotland is set to double
Jaxson Perez
Bulgaria
Caleb Green
knickerless virgin
Ayden Phillips
Why do European leftist so desperately want to become "multicultural" like America but at the same time say we have no culture?
David Brown
which is why we need to close down private schools so the kids raised by attentive middle class parents aren't segregated
Isaiah Gonzalez
Pahahahah.
Mind still will only be about 2% of their population
Dominic Baker
portugal
it is CUTE
Adam Hill
gladimhere putitin
Isaac Scott
Just means to get them out of jail
Usually via payment of bail or helping them escape
Hunter Adams
to break someone out of jail
Mason Jenkins
thunder and lightning out
french weather
Logan Ortiz
>it's okay! I only have stage 1 cancer!
Ayden Watson
>Usually via payment of bail
Wrong
Evan Kelly
hate teenage tankies
Daniel Flores
We’ve all been there. You’re minding your own business when you notice the person opposite you is staring at you, without shame, for no good reason. Even a pointed 'well then, I'll stare back too' doesn't get the point across. If you're one of these early morning starers, we implore - save people watching for Starbucks.
Daniel Davis
ah yes bringing everybody down to the lowest common denominator instead of allowing the cream to rise elsewhere.
Luis Peterson
>fat nigger misses the point
wew, what a surprise
Hudson Gutierrez
Right so the smart kids can tutor the thickos and do their parents' jobs for them? Nice logic
Ryder Bell
def hate moba's
Henry Cox
Landon Reyes
poohead
Jackson Nguyen
>rochdale "bad mdma" epidemic
hope poleaboo overdoses x
Brayden Nguyen
>gif
fuck off
Luke Clark
Thanks a lot m80.
Shit, been a long time since we got dis kinda weather 'round here m8. Dem fucking lightning, could see them even when looking inside the fuckin' fridge.
Charles Miller
...
Wyatt Wright
Any of you norn irish know about stiff little fingers, probably the best thing i've heard come out of ulster
Jaxon Mitchell
There is literally no justification for this that isn't pure spite for the middle-class. Watch as the tankie cites Castro's policy of forcing the literate children of Cuba to teach the other children and think this could work past basic literacy.
Lucas Martin
...
Hunter Gutierrez
Always wondered who or why people hit dislike on normal youtube videos
Leo James
Just joined reddit
Aaron Flores
Nice argument you sure convinced me
Jose Adams
such a sneering, "i'm alright jack" attitude
Elijah Bell
SUSUSUSPECT DEVICE
Jonathan Thompson
W E W
E
W
Kevin Turner
white genocide
Cooper Gray
>hundreds of thousands of veiws
>asks if anyones heard of them
State of plebs
Jonathan Nelson
...
Carter Roberts
FUUUUUUUUUCK WHY DID WE BREXIT
WE'VE ONLY GONE AND FUCKING FUCKED IT
FUUUUUUCK
Jeremiah Perez
And a majority in our lifetime
Wonderful.
Isaac Richardson
Because they think their opinion matters on Jewtube.
Jayden Kelly
you are one dangerous, delusional fuckwit
Lincoln Nguyen
I'm not arguing in favour of things I never said
Ayden Fisher
What's 'i'm alright jack'?
Landon Cook
the eu is shit, rasheed
Levi Morris
it's bringing everyone up
if toffs don't like little tarquin having to mix with the poors, they can be shot.
Thomas Thompson
shill detected
Brandon Roberts
slovenia or is it slovakia
Grayson Moore
No I mean, there can be an ordinary cat video, and there will be a pool of about 150 dislikes, whats the point? who does that?
Oliver Roberts
1 muslim is too many
Gavin Bell
Well that's the only possible conclusion of ending school segregation with the exception of pumping even more money into state schools with identical results at best - the stratification of curriculum, and at worse, a leveling of scores indiscriminately, an absolute lowering.
Jace Baker
this
we need to crush organised religion
Ian Young
No but explain exactly how it's 'bringing everyone up'?
Blake Campbell
in love
Adam Hughes
...
Robert Nguyen
Mixing your child with poor people means they'll home home with bad habits and a horrible accent
Caleb Reyes
fedora
Jayden Morris
I can't believe we did the fucking brexit
What the fuck were we thinking? Absolute disaster.
>hurrrr le domino effect
Le Pen got BTFO. Wilders got BTFO. We are literally the only fucking morons in Europe
Jace Parker
...
Bentley Perez
justin bieber made 72 accounts but he thought it said "dis i like"
Brody Hernandez
A superstitious elderly passenger delayed a flight in Shanghai after throwing coins at the engine for good luck, a Chinese airline has confirmed.
Josiah Edwards
Playing pool lads
Dylan Johnson
do escorts start the clock on your appointment after you've had a shower?
Jayden Moore
the neglected state schools will get proper facilities, funding and faculty, thus leading to an improvement of results rather than being left to rot while tarquin and sebastian get to go to their £10000 a term schools that gives them facilities and experiences for learning that other schools couldn't dream of
state schools are in a dire state across england and wales
then i'm sad to say but you'll have to go my man
Hunter Torres
It literally does not. Nothing you find online will support this. The US has far more experience with it.
t. person who went to a well funded, integrated school and knew many people in the same circumstance whose schools were stratified on race
Dominic Turner
brexit on my face
Andrew Stewart
Because people hate cats.
Or people are hateful.
Or they have too much time on their hands to be searching for a fucking cat video of all things.
Or a mix of those 3.
Or it's perhaps because of the Youtube algorithm who's supposed to take into account what you disliked so as to not rec you identical shit again. Makes you still wonder why the flying fuck they'd watch something they know they won't enjoy, which brings you back to the points above anyway.
Eli Morris
>he goes to escorts that demand you have a shower
alright fancy pants
Easton Nelson
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Jack Sanchez
just got up
Austin Bell
hmm yes so you know every artist with hundreds of thousand views, whats your favourite Johnny hobo and the freight trains song lad?