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/brit/
Just been in an altercation over a devilled egg
Paramedics are on their way
>no edition
how absolutely disgusting
My older brother (35) is on Steam playing something called "Fairy Fencer F Advent Dark Force".
Fucking state of that man lads.
Should I tell him anything?
youtube.com
HOWLING at this
this fucking egg meme is atrocious and you should all be embarrassed
big strong canadians
Mew :3
Ask to play, too
I never had a brother
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parameggics
think i might join the army reserves until september to earn a little bit of dosh
thoughts?
alri jezza
>be anglo
>live under worse surveillance than DDR
nationalise eggs
Hows the pay?
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HEY
MISTAH PROIME MINISTAH
ANDAAAY
about to bingewatch RobinHoodUKIP on youtube
what am I in for?
Madeleine McCann is dead, huh
liar
No you fucking stupid cunt
>muh privacy
Get out
Does my fucking nut in when some runt on Battlefield tells me how to play
*kills you with a shotgun*
*blows you up with a homing missile*
heh...
37 shekels a day and a 444 shekel bounty if i finish the year (which i wont)
my images are not fucking corrupt
hope corbyn forms a stasi
sue
Why not?
Someone should straighten him out, he's a fucking barnacle on society.
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always loved picking the jackhammer in bf2
bedtime lads night x
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PS4?
errr completely lost my appetite lads
have not felt hungry all day today or tomorrow
is this cancer?
#shook
doing a microwave curry for breakfast
the stasi in DDR was only needed because it was in the middle of the cold war and the west had a part of berlin where they could send spies and such.
smoke a spliff
business idea: free school meals taste worse than paid ones and are filled with xenoestrogens
alright mate calm down
Xbone
eat anyway
meant yesterday fuck
me on the left (5'9") playing with a friend (6'0")
wew too qt, names or moar pls
are jezza will not like this
Dodds is literally an Irish charicature
the hwhite race
Gay
I use whatever is the most easiest, overpowered gun to use. The ACE series of guns are my favourite.
thats so weird
i deliberately devised this plan to appease both the right and the left
everyone's happy, trust me
guy is absolutely massive, look at that door
yeah I am
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'nder
After a year my bennies are already being cut. My dad's been living on the dole for nearly 20 years now, HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO IT?!
Six feet tall isn't that massive tbqh.
doing a quick learn about the cuckio meme
She looks like a piano teacher I used to have who was a psychotic cunt
what's that? I don't remember it
breggsit was ah misteek
who are the others in the last pic
the hero we all deserve
is gambling runty?
>work at stressful job
>come home to shit flatshare where the flatmates always do shit to piss me off
>starve and binge-eat
>always sleep deprived
>don't do anything of note on the weekend besides dread work and feel as though im procrastinating.
what's the point lads? life isn't going to get better its just going to be miserable the entire time. why do so many people hang on?
guess you could say he's a big guy
he isn't irish
Nice
I don't really care if you cry
On the real you should've never lied
Should've saw the way she looked me in my eyes
She said baby I am not afraid to, die
Never lived in a flatshare but it sounds dire. I'd expect them to be for immigrants and exceptional circumstances only.
How much do you earn and where do you live that you can't afford your own place?
join the IWW
hello 12 or 13 year old
most people are distracted by gadgets, tv, video games, other garbage culture. they are not truly conscious of how hopeless their plight is.
Gamble away dot Co dot UK
Start to do yoga and meditate and all your stress will disappear
t. wellbeing analyst
>tfw that's genuinely my job title
for you
no but runty gambling does exist
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Why do Australians sleep on the roads?
youtube.com
youtube.com
Is /brit/ proud to be British?
The future of constructive criticism
Been practicing on my bike to prepare for my mod 1 resit lads.
>expect them to be for immigrants and exceptional circumstances only
Literally everyone I know in London is in a flatshare or with a partner, it's very difficult to get your own place here. I'm on £30k and I feasibly could, but it'd be a shithole and I wouldn't save anything, so it makes more sense to share. Lots of people in their 30s and even 40s flatshare here, it's depressing as fuck, can't think why anyone would willingly live in this awful city.
Can't wait until you parasites are starved out of existence
30k and i live in london.
what
it's true. i crave genuine freetime for self-development so much.
meditation is very stressful to me. my mind always wanders.
As a former gambling company employee this is the truth
(not in a shop, that's always runty if you place the bet and watch the event there, but in the call centre placing bets/customer service)
reminder bg kumbi at 12 years old was posting ironic, mmasterful vids with lubricant and pictures of men in the background
meanwhile im 26 years old and shitposting on /brit/ craving for attention
let that sink in
>meditation is very stressful to me. my mind always wanders.
lmao you're not meditating
no
Nothing will ever beat this t bqh youtu.be
>Close my eyes
>sit cross legged
>concentrate on breathing
what am i doing wrong?
You're that autistic cunt who can't leave his room if people are in the kitchen lmao no better than ribena you flatshare freak
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my posts are the most resonant in /brit/
That lad is fucking hilarious desu
>living in the NT
>bus to work regularly drives in the middle of the road/swerves to miss Aboriginals passed out in the middle of the road
literally cannot understand meditation. your life must be so free of any hardship if you are able to just sit and think about absolutely fuck all. it is impossible to clear my head, there is always something niggling, it's always there, just that lingering sense of impending dread. alcohol blocks it out for a bit, but it alwas comes back
>bg kumbi
Who?