Every single time I go, I have to ask someone nearby to be quiet or the person in front of me to put away their bright-ass phone. If it's a woman, they get all pissy while their boyfriend cringes until I threaten to get an usher.
Last time it was a retarded guy asking his handler literal "What did he mean by that?" memes after every bit of dialogue. I didn't want to say anything because he was retarded and I felt bad
>Last time it was a retarded guy asking his handler literal "What did he mean by that?" memes after every bit of dialogue. I didn't want to say anything because he was retarded and I felt bad holy kek
Angel Howard
lel, but honestly this does happen more often then it needs to. Usually movies I go to only have about 6 old people in the entire theatre, but for bigger movies it happens almost every time. Once I even attended a film premiere and some chick was on her phone in front of me! Like seriously, it's the first time anybody in the public is watching the movie, and it's invite only, but you're still going to browse your phone instead?
Gabriel Turner
I was watching Prometheus with my aunt when a group of teenage girls were sitting right in front of us. There were like 10 people at max in the theatre but this 3 girl had to be sitting right in front of us. They talking constantly wasn't even the biggest problem, but they were laughing. I mean it's Prometheus, what the fuck are you laughing at? That was the last time. Never going to the movies again.
Colton Brown
It's simple, move out of america.
I have never experienced anything like that here in Europe, just move out of your degenerate country and problem solved.
Connor Russell
Watching movies is terrible in Europe. It's the complete opposite. You're not allowed to audibly or visibly react to the movie at all. You can't laugh or gasp and if you clap you're fucking dead.
Henry Cook
Low quality bait, too many details needs to be more subtle.
Appreciate the effort tho, 3/10
James Robinson
>clapping in a cinema Only in America.
Nathaniel Sanders
>if you clap you're fucking dead. WHY DO YOU CLAP IDIOTEN
Isaac Turner
>You're not allowed to audibly or visibly react to the movie at all. You can't laugh or gasp and if you clap you're fucking dead.
There's literally nothing wrong with this It really shouldn't be too hard to behave like this if you're over 12 years old
Jaxon Myers
>Bad guy gets killed >Fellow American movie goers stand up and clap
Joshua Wright
>I mean it's Prometheus, what the fuck are you laughing at?
Kek I was laughing too the first time I watched that movie, it was at home though. It's laughably bad.
Anthony Jackson
>It's laughably bad. Prometheus is a great film though.
Brayden Allen
I'm 6"5 and don't like going because someone always tuts when I sit in front of them.
Isaac Nelson
t. cuckold
Julian Bell
convert to Sikhism and wear a turban as well
Gavin Scott
Move to India instead, much better cinema experience
why the fuck are you going to clap in the middle of a movie?
Luis Sullivan
>it's Prometheus, what the fuck are you laughing at? Gee, I do wonder.
Brody Wright
From canada, I remember mid 2000s being in washington DC watching superman returns. I didn't know how shit it could be until being in a theatre full of american black people, loud as fuck, on phones, talked the whole movie.
Canada isn't perfect with this, but it's usually reasonably quiet
Adrian Ward
Canadian here too, i live in montreal and have been going to movies cor over a decade. I don't remember EVER encountering any of these problems
Xavier Lewis
>Last time it was a retarded guy asking his handler literal "What did he mean by that?" memes after every bit of dialogue.
What did he mean by this?
Aaron Scott
Two words user: squirt gun
It needs to be concealable (don't bring a super soaker) so you can deny responsibility. Cell phones go away if they get wet.
Benjamin Gonzalez
I'm in MTL too. Go to movies, everyone chill as fuck. Sometimes gigglng girls but never EVER had a bad experience at the theatres.
Lincoln Wood
I saw Superman Returns in Slovenia at the BIT Center in Slovenia, there were assigned seats and it was the most polite audience I'd ever encountered
Logan Bell
>pick up dog shit off the floor and eat it
>"omg eww this dog shit tastes so bad"
Hmmmm
Elijah Gutierrez
It doesn't really taste that bad.
Colton Davis
>I mean it's Prometheus, what the fuck are you laughing at?
I don't know, the whole fucking movie?
Austin Wright
Don't go during peak times ya dingus.
Parker Collins
Clapping is so fucking annoying, at least Europoors take cinema seriously. And I'm pretty sure Muslims or migrants don't go to movies only swimming pools full of kids
Grayson Wood
I was going to say start listening to punk rock and get a mohawk
Grayson Baker
I've heard that they how dubbed movies in Germany though, that's fucking terrible. Planning to move there by the next year too, hope it's not the case.
Adam Powell
I actually kind of enjoy a little bit of reaction. Specifically horror movies is enjoyable when people gasp, get scared and laugh collectively. Its social. People using their phones are the worst though. Swefag here by the way.
Dylan Young
>he doesn't clap after the movie
it's literally the best part of going to the movies. I usually sneak into the screening ten minutes before it ends just so I can join in the clapping with my fellow cinephiles
Isaac Adams
It's getting better but a lot of shit is still dubbed, especially on TV. You even learn to recognize the different voice actors lol.
Jayden Wilson
If your a white I really wouldn't move senpai, Merkel is only planning on bringing more and more rapefugees in. Pretty sure you cant even own a gun there
Chase White
>Pretty sure you cant even own a gun there wtf is this stupid shit? ofc you can own a gun. You just can't tell anyone about it, that's all
Nolan Baker
I'm not a threatened beta cuckold, a bunch of sand niggers do not frighten me.
Grayson Brown
Went to the movies for the first time in years with my little sisters to see Fantastic Beasts. I thought the clapping was just a meme but as soon as the credits started rolling I heard thunderous applause. The movie wasn't even that good, do people really do this every time?
Thomas Hughes
>conjuring 2 starts >Girls in the row in front of us take their phones out and start recording the intro on Snapchat
Young women are even worse than children. Children may talk and make noise, but young women do that AND can't help but take their phones out
Adam Roberts
>going to a theater >actually paying to watch movies
Colton Barnes
Then stop going to the movies.
It's that simple.
Austin Jones
I'm very grateful my local art house has a strictly enforced no phone use policy.
Brandon Perez
Get there earlier and grab a seat with no one sitting behind you.
Cooper Bell
My local art house is the worst theater I have ever been to. It's a dinner theater with shitty food, they only play one feature at a time because they only have one screen, the seats are set up "casually" so there's just tables everywhere and there's basically no good seats, they leave the lights low instead of turning them off so that the servers can see the people, and to top it all off the parking lot is absolutely horrible and tiny and made of loose gravel. I fucking hate it so much but it's literally the only way I can see a bunch of movies. The only good thing is that they play a bunch of old movies every once in a while.
Hudson Cruz
It is kino. I love it. Even though I see it's many flaws.
Aiden Ortiz
Last time i went to the cinema; i was dumped.
she sat through the movie with me
Kevin Ward
>tfw probably moving to Montreal next year
Thanks anons I love you.
Here in Tacoland everyone always forgets to put their phone on vibrate or pulls out their smartphones with they brighter-than-the-sun screens.
Sebastian Davis
I always kind of like going to a comedy and there's always one fat guy who howls with laughter longer than everyone else. It is annoying at first but becomes hilarious when you start anticipating it
Justin Lee
It's rude not to show appreciation for the projectionist.
Kayden Hughes
This is why I go to movies exclusively on Sunday mornings, because at most there's like 5-10 other people in there and all of them are seeking the same refuge and peace and quiet that I am, so no one talks or uses their phone or does anything else retarded. It's the comfiest possible viewing experience.
John Garcia
Sunday is the day of the Lord you heathen.
Nolan Myers
What kino was it?
Wyatt Nguyen
And that's another reason why there are so few people. It's glorious.
On Sunday morning, everyone is either: 1. At church 2. Sleeping in 3. Getting ready for watching football 4. Going to movies to be quiet and respectful
It's perfect.
Owen Hernandez
fbawtft
Kayden Thompson
The fuck are you guys talking about, cinemas in Europe are exactly like the American ones, just minus the clapping
Unless you go to the cinemas to watch snorefest 'kinos', you're almost always guaranteed to have a bunch of teens blinding you with the light from their phones, since you know, it's an extremely popular social activity?
Asher Lee
Blinding people with phones is an extremely popular social activity? I wasn't aware of this.