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nice edition

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wageslaves btfo edition

i was the one who told you to watch that and you never replied to me
twat

too soft and squeamish to cut myself
I will strangle and punch myself though

>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week

sounds like autism

please continue recommending sea fighting films. nautical violence i'm after, maritime bloodshed.

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suck my cock, faggots

Laughing hysterically at this.

*makes you a sandwich*

hope you enjoy it user :3

Never had a gf lads

star war

How much is the average welfare check in britain?

anime

Is it a good sign if a girl says you remind her of a guy she knows?

too low

you are the worst type of reddit scum there is, I wish you were a tripfag so I could call you a spineless cunt whenever you post. If you want to argue something argue against the person making the point dont come to an entirely different website to seek approval of your opinions, especially on a very likely niche point that hasnt even received much serious attention

>craigslist

Heyy im cass im 22 im looking to meet new people who love to have a laugh and a good time if you want to know more feel free to msg me :)

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Es geht durch die Welt ein Geflüster:
Arbeiter, hörst du es nicht?
Das sind die Stimmen der Kriegsminister:
Arbeiter, hörst du sie nicht?
Es flüstern die Kohle- und Stahlproduzenten,
Es flüstert die chemische Kriegsproduktion,
Es flüstert von allen Kontinenten:
Mobilmachung gegen die Sowjetunion!
Arbeiter, Bauern, nehmt die Gewehre,
Nehmt die Gewehre zur Hand.
Zerschlagt die faschistische Räuberheere,
Setzt alle Herzen in Brand!
Pflanzt eure roten Banner der Arbeit
Auf jede Rampe, auf jede Fabrik.
Dann steigt aus den Trümmern
Der alten Gesellschaft
Die sozialistische Weltrepublik!

babestation

Beat the thighs off meself desu.

could be the hobo she walk past to work every morning or her pedo uncle
context matters

ye you told me to last night. sorry for not giving you a (You), i left it open on imdb in a tab and watched it today. thanks sugar tits x

got picked 2nd to last in basketball twice today. on the bright side i made physical contact with the 'tis. going to ask for her number tomorrow

Me? Well I consider myself a Gentleman and a Sir, a GentleSir, if you will!
I'm intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour (the joker from The Dark Knight is such an embodiment of me that I considered suing them haha), I'm a keen gamer, a lover of other cultures (mostly Japan) and an epic pranker!

So if that's to your liking, swipe right! ... and get ready for your worst nightmare! *does an evil laugh*

It's grim

watch "I, Daniel Blake", they should distribute that film to those eager migrants in Calais

*eats your fries*

what does it mean when a girl says youre too intense?

done it completely wrong
you need to lightly toast the other side before you put the cheese on.

*shoots*

Realized Britain has 60 million people and you're all the dregs.

jog on

'no'
space is not the sea

Husband of her best friend

sue

65 million

is it free to go to museums?

havent felt alive in a long time lads

and time is moving faster

all their is in this world for me is pain and suffering

P O T A T O

I never finished this game. I got to the Korgan planet before I stopped. Still wanna fug cora tho

Not including Norn Direland.

time is an illusion

I'd love a sandwich, anything, I have nothing to eat right now, wish I had someone to look after me like a dog.

hmmmmmmm

youtube.com/watch?v=LCiPhq807T4
NEED a rambly yank gf to ramble while we drink coffee in a coffee shop

is pirates of the carribean literally /brit/s entire database of films at sea? honestly it's like you're MAKING me use google

youtube.com/watch?v=Ievza7mgjdA

I JUST DID A GREAT BIG POO RIGHT OUT OF MY BIG FAT FUCKING ARSE HAHA

you sound mad

mad enough to post twice? I think so

It what you do with the time that counts.

Not how fast it moves.

Competetive white people like cycling because it isn't dominated by Kenyans because of equipment cost entry barriers

there really aren't that many films at sea mate

*strolls into /brit/*
*points a sawn off shotgun at you*

if you see a young girl wearing a long skirt is that good thing or a bad thing?

watch das boot
das boot and master and commander are the only good naval films

YOU LOOK LIKE SID THE FUCKING SLOTH!

there's no reason for me to live, nothing to enjoy, I don't really feel any emotion other than sadness and frustration

animal idea: hedgehogs but with really long legs

>OK Liam, I've had enough of you ranting about niggers - I'm turning the internet off for tonight. Put your jammies on, brush your teeth and if you're good I'll turn it back on again in the morning

>BUT MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

ni only has 1.8 mill anyway
why arent you including them they're the biggest fucking drain

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thought i was autistic until i met an actually autistic person

*floats into the thread*

Hi gu-----

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can we force wales and northern ireland to be independent

Ultimate discontinuity.

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>niggers can run real fast
Stop the presses

Jesus Christ, since when was Wales that fucking bad?

Poorthern direland the poorth always get mentioned but Wales is fucked!

hello brits, care to discuss niggers, spics and american politics?

animal idea: me but with really long legs

The Severan dynasty was unequivocally black...just do a quick google search...There were some others that have been posited as being black based on the historical origin of their families but nothing definitive

sure

Hope we never get them. They'll destroy us. Enjoy an inbred coalition with backwards fundamentalists. Glad you have to deal with them rather than us,

2nd makes for better story on /brit/

riley

I always wonder this too how does wales always manage to get a pass

vitally unimportant strawpoll regarding how i should ask a girl her number
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Think I'm autistic because I read about some test where autists were shown a pencil case and asked what was inside. they guessed pencils, but it was full of skittles or something,and then they were asked what someone else would think what was inside presented the same box, and the autists always say skittles because they can't empathize with other people so well. when i read this, i immediately thought, "why wouldnt they think there was skittles in there?"

Quite literally and unironically doing a big think after reading this

reddit.com/user/Radical-Centrist

rate my reddit account

why do you work one day a week?

Nope just dont like shitty redditors shitting up everywhere they go

our industry was dismantled decades ago and we were left to rot
north wales and west wales were always poor, but at least south wales had something
no more
thanks maggie

Lol.

Some cunt got caught out stealing valour by claiming he was a George Cross recipient

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>+ craigslist

decided to watch in the heart of the sea. that newish moby dick film. hope it's not all cgi to fuck

bit too weird for my liking

Not faster than the Empire

What will you do when your parents die? You'll never make enough from NEETBUX to live a live that makes you want anything but die

>I think LGBT people base too much of their personality around sexuality
heck, he's right

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The DUP have insisted they're "not dinosaurs." Must be weird to have to deny you're something you don't believe ever existed.

SCREAMING