First trailer for NBCs Wizard of Oz series

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kek

I'm so excited, I just can't wait to skip this garbage!

Christ. Why is the world in this state? Where did all go wrong?

What in the ever living fuck was that

>we want the twilight audience
>we want the game of thrones audience

the 60's

DUDE LET'S MAKE EVERYTHING GAME OF THRONES LMAO

WEWUZOFOZ

Im not liking this timeline where Trump is president and we get shit like this on tv

have we finally entered the era of maximum over jewing?

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP FAMALAMA

seriously looks awesome, except for the nigger witch sister, is she adopted?

>remake a classic using the most embarrassing contemporary trends so that it's instantly dated and shitty
when will this meme end

They forgot to include a zombie horde scene for TWD crowd.

How are they supposed to drag this out into 8-12 episodes?

What the hell? Is the strawman a guy getting crucified?

Goddamn, the tits on the Wicked Witch of the West are enough to count me in. The bald nigger makes me penis retract but then you get those tits on the bad witch (nigger = good, white titcow goddess = evil) make it worth a look.

>watching network television
when will this meme end

No one asked for more Wizard of Oz

OH RLY?

looks hella gay (in a bad way)
I wanna fuck that scarecrow tho

>NBC series

NOOHOHOHOOOO

This completely misses the appeal of the original Oz novels. They were about being colorful, weird, and fun. This...I dont even know what this is.

Fuck, My Little Pony is closer in spirit to the Oz I remember than this thing.

Once Upon a Time had best Wicked Witch anyway

WE

It looks literally nothing like the wizard of oz

the wiz looks more like oz

>they made that show but they didn't greenlight the Supernatural spinoff Dorothy Must Die

Is that the new flying monkey model!? Spot on.

Was the makeup done by an 8 year old boy?

No, by a 50 year old lesbian

lmao it actually looks like a cutscene from Civilization 3

>remake Wizard of OZ as a dark gritty reboot instead of a whimsical political satire

Nice Dreamcast game you got there.

It's 2016, you have to desperately pander to the GoT audience.

>Tim Burton Alice movies
>Sam Raimi Oz movie

How many times are they gonna do this before they realize no one wants this garbage.

>Felicia Day
I'd rather watch this garbage then subject myself to her "acting".

wuz wizards in sheets

Worst part is, I can actually see why NBC initially jumped at the chance to make this. And just as bad, I can see why they initially shelved it.

It's a decent-ish idea that is just *way* too difficult to pull off and ridiculously expensive, too. Tying it to the Wizard of Oz would seem like a good idea -- until NBC likely saw that other networks (and themselves as well) were making a fuckton of cashgrabby film-to-TV adaptations.

This honestly would have been a great idea in 2011/2012, when Alice in Wonderland was first released and Game of Thrones was just catching on. But it has zero chance to survive in 2017.

Man I want her to do a panty scene so bad I want to see her belly all green

In the good old days, meaning the 1970s, the contemporary contrarian got bent out of shape they used a 16 year old for the child Dorothy...in the freaking musical from the 1930s.

welp this shit will last 3 episodes before its removed

>from Kansas
>looks and talks like she's from LA

my imertion is runed

West is best witch.

Western media has become an absolute joke. Fuck it all and fuck the jews.

>all these females commenting they just 'can't wait' to watch it

Woman's liberation was such a mistake.

Take me down to the Emerald city
Where the witches is green and my shoes are ruby!
Take me home (oh there's no place like home)
Take me down to the Emerald city
Where the witch is green and my shoes are ruby!
Take me home (oh there's no place like home).

get out

Game of Thrones meets PG Broadcast television meets milennial nostalgia raping jews meets the lets make everyone black crowd meets the highest rated first episode meets the lowest viewed second episode ever!

you didn't see the SyFy atrocity did you?

Heh, was about to reference that. Did nobody at NBC ever watch Tin Man? Modern Oz just doesn't work.

This looks like they want to do Oz, GoT and Brolanos at the same time.

Just a chick on a yellow brick street
I'm from Kansas that's tough to beat
Holy shit a Scarecrow gorgeous enough to eat
Tik Tok's a soldier who can tell time
Yellow brick road to end of the line

Is Return to Oz any good?

>child's story
>make it gritty

Yes.

It's a lot closer to Labyrinth or Dark Crystal than it is to the 30's version, desu

Look into the Frankfurt School.

Fuck off neckbeard

Looks like a Legend of the Seeker tier cheap shitfest, but without the hot women. No thanks.

>we want the Game of Thrones audience

Should have put in more money then, senpai

This reminds me of that fake blamimation pitch where the tin man was a cyborg robot cop from the future who was powered by blood and the wizard was some kind of tyrannical dictator... except its real

christ thats bad

...

Emerald City has a race problem. It's the whitest fucking show on earth

>Dreamcast
This is Playstation 1 tier

(leather fetish intensifies)

vintage lol

What
The
Fuck

I saw like the first 2 episodes as a focus group when I visited Las Vegas earlier this year. It was fucking awful.

>the scarecrow is literally the driver. he's autistic and has a s scene similar to the elevator curb stomp from drive.

>there is like a transexual love story. a boy turns into a girl and his friend starts to fall in love with "her"

>black bald witch accidentally shoots herself in the head with a handgun.

how do you get the job of a focus group teseter person i would love that job

it wasn't a job. some random people on the strip told me i could watch a new show and give feedback for like 80 dollars. i had to press a button any time i didn't like a moment and answer questions at the end.

>the scarecrow is literally the driver. he's autistic and has a s scene similar to the elevator curb stomp from drive.

/ourguy/

as resident /OUAT/ fag here I gotta say that Zelenas green tits are amazing

wait so you had to pay $80 to be in the focus group?

looks pretty cool desu senpai

nah they paid me lel

did you press the button every time a black person was on screen?

Looks like complete fucking asssssss.

Only missing zombies for maximum pleb appeal, and it will probably have zombies somewhere in there.
This will crash hard.

>Where did all go wrong?

1945
Roosevelt didn't listen to Patton when he suggested finishing off the USSR for good.

>USSR wasn't advanced
>USSR had no nukes