Ronaldo leaves madrid for manchester

>ronaldo leaves madrid for manchester
>spanish league fades into irrelevancy again

make it happen

Why would he go to dabchester

There's another, superior, Manchester you know

The seething would be glorious if Tsuman decided to fuck the whole footballing world over by joining Manchester city, breaking goalscoring records and make Poop a literal manager god once again

That would be glorious

Why would he go to shitty

>irrelevancy again
what do you mean?

Get a dictionary

Because they are unironically the most stacked team in England
Tsuman getting fed tap ins by David Silva and KDB, he would score 40+ goals per season

Please make it happen

And soccer guys aren't locked into a paycut becuz of salary cap like in US
>fuck parity

Capping earnings is Communism my man

>ronaldo leaves madrid
>I have now no more reasons to be a real madrid supporter
>sure as fuck I won't support any repulsive british club
>I have to choose some shitty italian team

God forbid a team becomes something more than some shitty corporate franchise that can be relocated at any time.

>restricting someone from earning more money is a good thing

Amerisharts, I swear...

MEXICANS GET THE FUCK OUT

Lucky for you that he's coming to MLS in America

The only reason why people.watch your shit league is because of Ronaldp and messi

What would really be glorious, is if he did joined City, all whereas Manure would go pants-on-head retarded overpaying for unproven kids and a bunch of shitters only for both teams finish outside of top-5.

I'm white you dumb nigger. Go back to watching tree hockey.

>tree hockey
i..i actually don't get what this is a reference to.

>Ronaldo escapes Spain and joins Man United
>Messi sees that Barca is slowly falling back into irrelevancy and decides to join Pep and Man City

FUND IT

If there's one team that can make him a bad player it's United

Is he leaving because of the taxes

He's leaving because he's innocent of course.

basketball

>brainwash people into hating communism and socialism
>implement it in their (((sports))) leagues

>CR leaves
>Madrid wins treble
>Manchester united now gets to 4th place
>the goat

If he goes to UK, can he hides his money in isle of man, or jersey??

He will go to PSG because Nigger Ligue is the only place in the world where he can score 30+ goals right now. He'll win 3-4 titles and maybe reach the CL semis.

you don't need to brainwash them when they're starving

>Sup Forums is buying the Ronaldo is gonna leave crap
You can't expect less of a bunch of retards

This. United of Manchester is based.

>200 million british pounds

>scores 40+ goals
>still dont win the league because their defense is simply that pathetic

Well he never wins the league in spain anyways, so who cares

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Do any of you guys actually believe he would work with Mouyes again? If anything, he might go to
PSG if they offer insane wages being that his bro Pepe will be there next season.