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get fucked dickheads

Tragic

>paying for a pornstar to fuck you for an exorbitant price

dont get the appeal of this

Literally me.

>'European monsoon' will see six weeks of rainfall in 12 hours across Britain
wtf I thought we voted Leave

just saw thailad on reddit

just unsubscribed from /r/neoliberal

queen's speech getting voted down today lads, corbyn pm by end of week waheyyyy

did someone convince redditors upboats were actual votes or something?

fashcore

Maidcore

applecore

Maycore

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

rate my fit from a few days ago. /fa/ was livid

encore

quite liked inside out even if they did totally rip off the numbskulls

alri thailad

Sheedcore

stupid sexy thailad

alri

Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.

- Jeremy Corbyn

Where's your dose of Jordan Peterson?
Don't you want to get your life in order?

>tfw you need a secondary date check but teddy has the swiper

>ozweegos
>worst colourway too

bruuuuh

I did actually clean my room like he said but I dont feel any different

Is that are kid?

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absolute choon

stylish as fuck 2bqhwyl

Test

Mosleycore

oh bluetooth that me bruv

is that shadow or a neckbeard

Did you set some goals for yourself?

feck off yank

yeah to clean my room

Weebcore

Fucksake lads, Whetherspoons in fully booked this weekend. No point even going out now

lmao are they wearing velcro shoes

haven't seen those since kindergarden

me on the left
(forgot my belt)

There should be a subreddit for these types of photos

conference pear core

>kindergarden
fuck off yank

We've infiltrated your marts.

Kevcore

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spread this video, this video start with showing how not all musslim clips are made just after the british terror attack

middle right doesn't have a belt either

>Whetherspoons in fully booked
u fuggin wot

Find it absolutely hilarious that the EU picked 'Ode to Joy' as their national anthem.

watching refugee vids is like taking a blackpill for me

there is nothing i can do but sit and watch... :(

its a good choon

you can book in 'oons?

So is Chopin's funeral march, but I wouldn't make it my national anthem.

GOTTA

FUCK OFF REDDIT

?

*sings a song about a flag*

yes I do believe that's a child he's molesting

>there is nothing i can do but sit and watch... :(
wrong.

join the Identitarians.
it is time for the end of talk, and for action to begin.
have white children. start preparing, self-improve, get fit, learn how to defend yourself and your family

It's a song about war actually.

Sweden... no?

just disabled anti-aliasing system wide

making plans for nigel

Currently listening to Obstacle 1 - Interpol

>'ello, Weatherspoons Digbeth
>hi i was wondering if it would be possible to book a table for tonight
>u wot?
>can i book a table for tonight?
>book a table?
>yes, for the game tonight
>this is a pub mate
>i know i just want to-
>book a table? (laughter) jeff this wanker wants to book a table no mate this is a public house not the bleedin' ivy... book a table!
>*click*

...

>just disabled anti-aliasing system wide

it's actually about a flag
t. knower

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Timmy's log
Stardate: 28th june 2017

it's the schizo haitian

O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner, O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country, should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation.
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: 'In God is our trust.'
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

>pull up to the pub at 5:00pm - sharp
>toss my keys to the valet - "don't scratch her" I say
>take off my sunnies
>walk in
>approach the server
>qt blonde, eyeing my new River Island blazer on with gloss finish - choice
>"Hello sir do you-" I cut her off before she can finish
>"The name's Deano, but you can call me Deano (I wink) - table for 7"
>The waitress shows me to the table and hands me a menu
>The champions league semis are about to begin, the joint is stuffed to the guns - thank goodness I was smart and booked ahead
>monitor above the bar calls my order number
>saunter over
>the barman extends the chip and pin machine
>jolt out my arm to pull my sleeve back, almost hitting another bar patron, to reveal my apple watch with apple pay
>the chip and pin machine beeps in merriment as my payment is confirmed as I make my way back to the table with my pitchers in hand

w2c those sneaks

You arrive in Whiterun

yep
all about a flag

mad that you can write all that shite just about a flag

wrists are burning

wouldn't mind doing this desu
think i'd jizz just touching her face

wouldn't mind spending 4 grand to drink with a porn star and then told you're too ugly to fuck?
just doesnt seem good value to me

if you supported the Empire over the nationalist Stormcloaks you're literally a globalist Jewish cuckold shill

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

well it's only a grand extra than a hug i bought a few years back

Lying in bed

have a fucking word

>order and law

or

>smelly bog trotters

i dont talk to liars who tell lies
this exchange is over

t. nord barbarian

>Our home and native land!


not any more.

love this gimmick

sun is coming up
birds are chirping
work soon

is Coventry dangerous?

*Tannoy crackles*

This is a staff announcement would Sara Davidson please report to the entrance, that's Sara Davidson to the entrance, thank you

*chrk*

yes
you will end up killing yourself

morning lads! how are your hands?

watched some documentary about homeless kids in britain, they only went and put them above my local pub. Meanwhile I had to move halfway across the country to find somewhere cheaper, 'cks sake

>order and law
>can't stop an Argonian invasion of Morrowind
>Voluntarily hands half of Hammerfell to the Dominion
>Willing to collude with the Thieves Guild through Maven Black-Briar

you'll only meet many of your ummah there nowadays unfortunately.

love the smell of coffee
hate the taste
simple as that

not your fucking lad you bent yank CUNT

i dont kill myself. i am already slowly dying.

what is the most pimpish city in UK for hustin and making it in criminal underworld?