Ladies and gentlemen, how do we increase our profit margins?

Ladies and gentlemen, how do we increase our profit margins?

Reduce eligibility for employee bonuses.

riiiigghhhhht

Replace space marines with xenomorphs.

breed with alien queen

Create a theme park where you can fuck life-like robots. We'll call it Weyland World.

NO BONUSES

Bonuses for company cats.

youre lucky to even be GETTING a bonus!

In the event of an encounter with alien life, let's do everything in our power to kill the crewmates and cause as much chaos as possible.