You go to Hungary illegally

you go to Hungary illegally

this magyar policewomen shows up and blocks your way

she says: Mutassa a papírjait, legyen szíves!

what do?

"Treaty of Trianon, best treaty"

yo no hable espanol

charge at her yelling "i am greek"

Glory to Artotzka!

Tell her "Polak, Węgier, dwa bratanki".

Should solve the problem.

Than I would ask her where is the nearest paprika market because I'd like to buy two bags of fresh Madziar paprika.

i dont fuck with five o mane. suck my cock ho. fuck the pigs. you wanna shoot me fo sho.

Show her a thick bill of greens and ask her for how much she is willing to do porn with you.

"kurva anyatok, i saw it on Sup Forums"

i would say sorry i don't speak hungarian and i don't understand what you want from me

This is how a lot of yuro porn starts so I'd probably get ready to whip out my dick.

Sorry, I only speak Transylvanian

This.

K-kurva anyàtok to you too

Let me Trianon dat ass

>Mutassa a papírjait, legyen szíves!

I went to Hungary from Qatar legally and she said this gibberish shit to me and I waited for 2hours to let me in.

She even had fucking dyed blond hair.

Did she say "now jump"?

KURVA ANYÀTOK XDDDDDDDD

Go Sapér Vodička on her ass

>jsem myslel, že ty svině budou vohnivější

nem tudom

cyka blyat

Rape her and kill that cum skin bitch

>tfw could at any time use the egyszerüsitett honositast when the west goes to shit
Do Jews feel a similar thing?

kurva horthy miklós katonája vagyok, legszebb katonája

Show her this.

Accepting her sexual offer and pay my debt to justice in her bed.

why isn't it in english

Wow her with my awesome hungarian language skills

>jo reggelt, hogy vagy kurva anyatok

>Bend over, imma put the finno back in your ugric

Her dancing is appropriately skeletal for her legs.

Because, it is German.

Indeed, she needs to gain about 150kg to look appealing to my American tastes