HOW CAN Sup Forums EVEN COMPETE?

LMAO

>force idols to be thin
>force idols to eat food in variety shows

Isn't that the perfect storm for bulimia?

Fuck, ignore this I meant to post this on /kpop/. I'm too lazy to wait to delete it.

Remember this in about 4 years...

That woman will be fat as hell...
She has that face .. a fat girl face

Yeah right....

Who cares? She isn't that attractive, she isn't very smart, she doesn't have any original thoughts, and she is just using Sup Forums for personal gain.

If he's the boyfriend, he probably comes here.

I fucked Lauren about three years ago. AMA

that beta hoover hand

Did they fug?

is she actually Jewish or is it just a meme?

Did the politics match the sheets, as in was she dead boring.

Proof?

What's her kink?

Kisses along her neck? nibble on her ear? finger in her butt hole? Cmon give us some detail

No idea.

She's a squirrelly little squirter, that's for sure.

It was three years ago. How do you want me to prove it?

I thought Paul Joseph Watson was a manlet from his videos, at least he's taller than her from the looks of it

give us the backstory and we'll judge if its real or not

Didn't do anything too kinky. She's def into big cocks, tho; she loved my 8.2 incher

PJW is an autistic faggot.

are you able to penetrate yourself with dat big dick?

>8.2 inches

Made her squirt at a club in Vancouver where I met her one night. She kinda fell in love with me for a while after that. It was long before she dyed her hair blonde.

>having an 8.2" dick is somehow unbelievable
Dude, there are plenty of bigger dicks than mine. Lots of people have similar sized dicks

You also don't happen to be a chef at wendy's do you?

>My dad also works at Nintendo

not only are you wrong and delusional about basic statistics, you're also oddly specific

like who the fuck measures their dick to the 0.2 inch

I'm not lying at all, but believe what you want I guess.

>ID: JEW

Oy vey

Measuring something to tenths of an inch is supposed to be challenging or something? But anyways, I have an electronic caliper that I use (use it mainly for BF % calculations every few weeks).

Better delete those posts and say some sort of "There is nothing wrong with being Jewish" type meme.

I just found one pic on my computer. If someone rolls trips, I'll post it.

check these trips

you suck

post that shit

>he isn't 9.8637 inches (that's 25.1927 cm for you stupid unenlightened IMPERIAL plebs)
>he doesn't measure his penis with industrial-grade tools

omg alt-right power couple xDxDxD

She's not a feminist so not likely.

poast

I don't want to see dick in Sup Forums unless it's black

Still no trips

SHARE PICS YOU FAGGOT.

Is that Paul Joseph Watson?

PJ Watsson and who? I though he was bedding some chinese woman.

Yes

No trips, no nips.

TRIPS
MEME MAGIC

BLESSED KEK grant me Trips so this faggot can be proven wrong.

I shall sacrifice a deer to commemorate your blessing upon me.

RELEASE THE TRIPS KEK!!!!!!!!!

I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE.....

REROLL

Please Kek grant me trips so I can laugh at this moron who is lying like a rug.

FUCK THIS SHIT I AM OUT.

rollin out of curiosity

Close, but not close enough.

Close....but not quite.

Maybe I need some magic from MODS.

>posting this image

Heretic.

Well at least we know she doesn't like people putting urine on her (unless she is into that in the privacy of her home).

May the spirit of Hitler grant me trips.

if kikes did 9/11 trips

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Ouch

I miss Hitler

I have a feeling that Milo has banged her pie.

The Jews subtracted one from that last number.

SAD.

Fockoffm8

fuck that was close

>he hadn't had his arm around Lauren southern

Shiggidy

what is the context i dont understand

Check-em

kikes totally did 911 tho

at least he isn't hoverhanding her

check...

He's 6'2 or so, he just looks like 5'2 in his videos.

the jews really are good at covering their tracks

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It was a joke faggot.

Burger Power Activate for TRIPS.

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I didn't hover hand her either broheem.

Is a porn out there involving this creature?

Get jacked and getting laid by hot girls is not a problem.. Also get a tan too buddy.

post your cock with a timestamp otherwise your story is fake

this

bump

Rollin some trips

did they turn trips off?

she is banging.

and he is handsome as fuck.

great couple honestly.

Still no trips. Sad! Five minutes left

WELL

>measuring your penis with an engineering scale
shiggity

What have we done to anger KEK Sup Forums?

I guarantee you he doesn't have any pics.

rolling for that blonde ass.

He can't

You're wrong

If you have a pic post a censored version to prove it. Then release the full

What club in vancouver did you meet her bro

post them cuck

post em

Trips are never going to happen just fucking post it.

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you know this is all for nothing.