>I’m so sorry it wasn’t me who found you by the dumpster instead of him. I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread. I would have gone to your phone to try and call one of your friends to come get you. I would have given you my coat, not removed yours.
>You are not just “20 minutes of action” as his father put it. You are not some girl at a party. You are not alone in your fight.
>I’m single. I’m male. I’m in my 20s. I respect you. I grieve with you.
>I don’t want you to think, not even a second, that you “asked for it” or that any of this is “your fault.” As men, it’s our job to protect women regardless of what they wear or how much they drink.
>I’m so sorry that instead of a broken down man in a ball of tears you got an emotionless courtroom statement that turned you from victim to the guilty. I wish jail would sometimes work like time out—you can’t come out until you realize the gravity of what you’ve done and are truly ready to apologize. Granted, this would mean your attacker would spend the rest of his life in prison. And I’m okay with that.
>As men, it’s our job to protect women regardless of what they wear or how much they drink
You see this? This is the attitude that lets women get away with their bullshit. Stop it Tradcucks.
Colton Price
>I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread. It's eggs you mongoloid, at least get the meme right.
kek
Nicholas Barnes
>I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread.
Dear cuck white knight, here's the problem: You should feed her eggs, not bread. Make sure she eats all the eggs.
Chase Lee
that's fuckin impressive, kudos to that kid
John Lewis
> I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread. Not eggs? Step up your game, son.
Levi Kelly
Fucking dammit, these guys got the drop on me.
Well, at least I got dubs.
Aiden Howard
underrated post
Chase Ross
He is not a christian otherwise he would condemn her actions like going to the party (= satanic mess with dumb music, drugs and orgies) and getting drunk like a pig. Only cheap pagan slut can behave like this. Christians must be always ready to forgive pagans, but never ever tolerate their antichristian behavior. Otherwise you are just fuckin' lefty cuck who just pretends to be christian.
Leo Campbell
> I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread
Fucking toppest kek.
If she`s passed out from too much alcohol it`s a bit late to be giving her bread.
Jack Martinez
That's 10/10!
Dylan Thomas
Are you a real nip or a stationed Wyatt Mann? I heard they banned booze for Americans, lol, too much rapin.......fuckin a
Ayden Nelson
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE BREAD
Jason Gonzalez
fujckfuck thats what i get for not scrolling down first
Matthew Sanchez
...
Ryan Powell
>he's okay with a stanford swimmer who poses almost no threat to society spending the rest of his life in prison because of a drunken sexual encounter
Evan Garcia
I am neither
Luis Long
Holy shit what a pathetic little worthless beta.
Brody Myers
Then wat da hell r u?
Ian Watson
>GET TO KNOW HER, MEET HER FAMILY, MEET HER FRIENDS, SPOIL HER, HAVE HER TEACH YOU SOME OF HER HOBBIES, READ BOOKS TOGETHER, HIKE TOGETHER, LAUGH TOGETHER, HAVE A RELATIONSHIP.
he actually typed this out in all caps. What an autist. might as well have said
>tfw no rape victim gf to console and feed eggs
Brayden White
>I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread.
Robert Lewis
...
Lincoln Myers
He's probably a Jap sick of talking to annoying Japs.
Christopher Reyes
a faggot
Jaxson Jackson
lol wtf
Christian Parker
If I found her I would throw her in the dumpster so she wakes up in a dumpster and contemplates her life decisions.
Ryan Perry
>Sup Forums memed another meme into reality
Jordan Scott
>As men, it’s our job to protect women regardless of what they wear or how much they drink.
You can tell he was, at this point, drooling at the though of how much pussy he was going to get while typing this
Cooper Young
Yeah I could have sworn this was a pasta word for word. anyone have it?
Landon Perry
It`s a secret.
Parker Foster
>H...here e...eat this bread
>Please let me go user
Colton Long
Does this guy carry around a loaf of bread on his person just for these types of occasions?
Wyatt Nguyen
It was the one about forcing her to eat eggs
Aaron Powell
...
Ian Myers
source pls, this looks hilarious
Nicholas Lopez
>all of those fat bitches liking it
Sebastian Rivera
See
Justin Sullivan
This.
When women take equal responsibility for their choices and actions, only then will they be treated equal. It is not my responsibility as a man to coddle everything with a pussy with unwavering loyalty.
Wyatt Smith
>women demand equality in employment in programming field >not too worried about sanitation, welding, and construction
Ryan Cox
>all that JAV porn everywhere >all that NEET furniture and shit strewn everywhere >I cooked you some eggs, mmmlady
Justin Williams
>Bread guy finds dumpster girl >Tries to feed her bread >Swede cucks find him >Situation plays out the same except bread guy doesn't run and try to explain but still get tackled by the "heroic" swedes >Entire scenario plays out as normal except instead of the girl being raped by a foreign object the media says the girl was raped by bread
Austin Allen
>As men, it’s our job to protect women regardless of what they wear or how much they drink. It's always bothered me that feminists seem to think this is the case, meanwhile spouting bullshit about how I'm the bad guy. It's like Sanders trying to convince the superdelegates to vote for him. It's not my responsibility to protect/save anybody. If I do it, then it's just out of the kindness of my heart.
Caleb Lopez
It's better than my handwriting now. Congrats to the kid she's had a tough life but I hope prosthetics get more attention.
Jace Young
ah yeah! thanks
John Butler
I really don't understand why people do this. There is no benefit for this guy to write this unless he thinks it will get him pussy or he seeks validation that he is a good person. Idiots like this ruin the internet, the internet should be a place to be horrible and vile to each otherwise for amusement. Fucking fag.
Jayden Watson
>You have to eat all the bread.
Xavier Cook
virtue signaling gayness, it's just more of the same fake bull shit from people that just love to be fucking sanctimonious
look everyone! look! look! I am virtuous!!!!
John Bennett
He's on a quest. Part of his inventory
Luis King
>I would have called for help while trying to get you to eat some bread
Christopher Sanders
That's probably it. He's probably the guy with a bunch of girl friends (not in the romantic/sexual sense, of course) who considers himself 'friendzoned'. He probably calls himself a feminist and makes those statements like "hur dur rapists are the only cause of rape, victims didn't do anything to put themselves in a position where rape is more probable". He probably agrees with anything a female around him says and even self deprecates (kind of like the Uncle Tom "house nigger" in slave times talking about black people). However, because he doesn't respect himself, no woman respects him. He lacks confidence, so no woman wants to fuck him, but he doesn't realize this. No woman wants to fuck a 'yes man,' so he'll probably never get laid by doing this. Unfortunately he won't realize it, though.
