This Sunday, my good friend, Portugal, will be competing against my pesky neighbor who refuses to clean up his lawn and get rid of the S10 with chrome wheels that's sitting on blocks in his driveway, Mexico. Please join me in cheering on my good friend as he rapes Mexico like it's Guadalupe-Hidalgo all over again.
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
Cooper Nguyen
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Carson Garcia
t. Toni from New England
Joshua Butler
Are you the "In x days we are going to destroy Mexico...." guy?
Sebastian Roberts
PERRO
Nathan White
t. Tony de Souza, resident in Newark, born to Azorean parents
Isaiah Roberts
>Manuel from Monterey
Wyatt Diaz
It says here you think America stands a chance...
William Bennett
There is a 40% chance you're not white. Which means: didn't read lmao
Charles Thompson
What's wrong with the Azores islands?
Justin Jenkins
Nothing, tbqh, everyone I know from there is pretty cool
Nolan Hall
absolutely nothing, it's just that most pork chops are azoreans
Nolan Hill
I hate fagnaldo and mexico so the only way I will watch is if someone nukes the stadium during their game.
Zachary Richardson
>tfw thats almost my name
>tfw i have an uncle tony
man i didnt realize that was a stereotype
Ethan Mitchell
...
Tyler Powell
lmao, you're alright
Eli King
pls don't shoot yourself, I like our american diaspora, you guys are top-tier bros
but yeah, the average pork chop lives in New England, has a popular portuguese surname slightly anglicized and is of Azorean ancestry
David Campbell
>refuses to clean up his lawn
Kek do you even spic? All of their lawns are fucking spotless
Xavier Ross
Ian Martinez
Yeah don't we need you senpai. Just embrace your heritage like these guys.
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Luke Davis
>t. Never been to a spic neighborhood
Henry Myers
REMINDER
if Portugal wins then I will start watching their league
Connor Powell
Ur high AF bro. They spend all day cleaning other peoples lawns. And they have as many defunct vehicles on their lawns as Cletus does.
Brayden Peterson
I live in LA. All the spic neighborhoods are dilapidated depressing shitholes with awful chewed up/weed infested lawns and 3rd world houses.
Josiah Turner
Hahahaha holy shit. Matt groening with the top notch soccer bantz. Thanks leaf!!!
Owen Smith
Why do you call us pork chops?
>I am from the Flores and Sao Jorge
>Sao Jorge cheese is best cheese
>Castelinhos is 2nd best
Aaron Cox
It's fucking scary how accurate this is.
Ryan Cook
>tfw trve açoriano
Brody Hernandez
The singular spic in my neighborhood spends 2 hours a day outside doing some kind of """""yard work"""""" but it looks like a dump tried to grow grass.
The token nigger family is better, the crazy religious guy who still has a Trump sign in his window is better, and the 75 year old cat lady btfos everyone.
But the spic's lawn looks fucking terrible, they're loud as fuck, their dogs run everywhere and they sit on their porch and smoke while playing top40 garbage for the whole neighborhood to listen to from 5 am to 1 am.
Fuck them. Spics need to learn how to not destroy their property.
Zachary Cook
Fancy nickname I've seen being given by a few other americans and canadians and by some diaspora lads themselves who don't seem to take it as offensive.
But almost no one is aware of that nickname here in Portugal.
Although in general we are well aware of the fact that most of you live in new england and are brave azoreans.
Nolan Russell
>not supporting our concacaf brothers to the south
Shame
Daniel Thomas
OP here bumping the thread cuz the destruction of Mexico begins tomorrow and my Chicano neighbors will never hear the end of CR7s imminent hat trick.
Nolan Ortiz
I'm rooting for Mexico though
Nathan Barnes
Fucking why?
>Inb4 underdogs
They're America's greatest (only) international rival. Every one of their losses is a small victory for us.
Nicholas Jackson
>barely tying mexicos c team with their best player on the pitch
It was their game to win, he got what he deserved as a usmnt fan now hes eternally butthurt
Jason Jackson
S. Jorge is the most underrated Azorean island tbqh
Zachary Watson
I don't care about mexico you sound obsessed
Brayden Nelson
>He doesn't enjoy watching his rivals get slapped
Worst kind of fan desu. Take your good sportsmanship and apathy and get off my Sup Forums
Yeah I need to call a cousin and visit. I hear it's gorgeous.
Eli Hernandez
This tbhonesto, i love watching usa get wrekt in soccer
Logan Price
>T. Jose Maria Lopez Garcia Gomez
Dominic Lewis
Central Mierda pls.
kys wey.
Cameron Howard
>Wey
Aaaaayyyyy wey pendejo
Lol you're taking me back to hs senpai
Angel Morgan
Should I invite my mexican gf to watch the game with my family ?
Jaxon Cox
Lol no. She won't be able to handle the extreme Portuguese banter. Mexican chicks are known for their tempers.