I had a dream that i finally made it as a director and at the awards show they sat me next to john landis and i kept...

I had a dream that i finally made it as a director and at the awards show they sat me next to john landis and i kept making helicopter noises next to him

Max "Children Chopper" Landis
Max "Free chopper rides" Landis
Max "Helicopter Haircut" Landis
Max "my dad is a helicopter parent" Landis.
Max "kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis
Max "get to the choppa" Landis.
Max ''slaughter them all'' Landis
Max "Heads will Roll" Landis
Max "Dad wanted me to get a head" Landis
Max "Nebrotism" Landis
Max "Fly Lower" Landis
Max "Get to the Choppa" Landis
JOHN 'CHOP THE TOP AND WATCH EM DROP' LANDIS
John "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "kid clipper Jr." Landis
Max "son of the flying guillotine" Landis
Max "fly low, sweet chariot. daddy's gonna cut off your head" Landis.
John "full body bris" Landis
Max "Slicer and Dicer, with a side of rice-er" Landis
Max "uptomyknees in the blood of two kids and a guy" Landis
Max "If there's an epicanthic fold, put them in the ground cold" Landis
Max "China Syndrome" Landis
Max "Stunt double? Just hire twins" Landis
Max "How do I get this helicopter to" Landis
Max "I can't" Landis
Max "Spin around, and Cut them Down" Landis
max "my dad killed people" landis
Max 'pop their top like ol pop' Landis
Max "I suck dick while my dad kills for kicks" Landis
Max "Kids aren't bad helipads" Landis
Max "My dad directed Blues Brothers and loves crying Vietnamese mothers" Landis
Max "how do I" Landis
Max "Twilight Zone is covered with children's bones" Landis
Max "They broke my fall, but it killed them all" Landis
Max "i feel glad when i kill jennifer jason leigh's dad" Landis
Max "kid killing yid" Landis.
Max "Yellow peril" Landis
Max "gleefully spins propeller penis to Landis hate" Landis
Max "Death from above" Landis
Max "Asian Abrasion" Landis
Max "daddy thinks it's alright as long as the chinks die at night" Landis

i called him landy in my dream

how did you think of all those names?

did you have it saved down for an occasion like this?

John and his son Max used to dominate the catalog because Max constantly gave us meme material

Top kek

Memes aside, he was actually a pretty good director in the 70s-80s. It amazes me that Max looks and acts just like him but has none of the talent.

I wonder how he would be percived as a director today and what his career would be like if he wasn't a murder.

>hear about the helicopter incident and dislike him
>realize he's directed tons of movies I love

wtf I don't know what to think of John Landis now!

like wop wop wop wop wop wop wop or chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug?

He would be a comedy legend if he wasn't a murderer who went spiraling downhill in the 90s.

I dreamed my mom invited Seth Rogen for dinner and I made fun of him until he cried.