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Stupid show and won't get renewed for season 2.

Long live Game of Thrones.

>won't get renewed for season 2.

it literally already has

Nothing has happened in eight episodes aside from one death.

Can't wait for season 2!

the number of viewers is bigger than GoT's season 1

azor logan

LONG LIVE SHRINKWORLD

Stop talking.

First 4 episodes were legitimately great, after that it turned to shit
>game of thrones
Got is pleb shit, Reddit is that way

hey idiot. Just so you know I'm only watching this shitshow to see timelinefags btfo.

And GoT is better than your favorite running show.

Rectify and young pope>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>got

what's bothering you m8?

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Logan

You son of a bitch.

>GoT

that show is trash goy

enjoy your shit taste

GoT is shit tier bro, stop memeing

>manface
>no ass
>fridge body
Why do people find Delores attractive?

2 deaths

Boy George has aged pretty well.

If Dolores has a manface, then wtf I love men now!

I hope so. So i can finally stop downloading it for my mom.

>I love men now
>now
user....

underrated

Shes got that homely frontier settler look

you do

I work for a themepark company and my new boss' name is Arnold and he drives a Ford.

What did he mean by this?

>Mfw the reason they're called Hosts is because they were created with the intention of using them to host the minds of real people

>Mfw Hopkins transfers his mind into a young host body

>LALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

does deleres poop?

Arnold just hired an autist

Does any host?

It's time frames not time lines you retarded frog poster

better theory than Will=mib desu

do you think they're shrunk in both time lines or just in the future timeline?

If you think that it's shrink ray,

Then you're penis is shrinking

You might be on to something there

ghosts don't east so don't thinkso

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shitheel? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Westworld orientation, I've been involved in numerous secret story lines on piss river, and I have over 300 confirmed visits. I am trained in shrink warfare and I'm the top player in the entire park. You are nothing to me but just another host. I will wipe you the fuck out with the precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Mars, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on my vacation? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret contact Arnold who looks like Bernard and you're being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. You're fucking dead kid, I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred focus group tested ways, and that's just with my bare hands. I have access to the entire arsenal of the Westworld Prop Department and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the diorama, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "1:1" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed normal size. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying 40,000 dollars a day, you goddamn idiot. I will piss fury all over you and you will drown in it. You don't look like anything to me, kiddo.

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Men don't wear that much makeup. Only women and fags and theater people (fags) do.

Why do people spam this in every general?

they're the "pissfu" autists, what do you expect?

I've considered this. That the hosts are just human clones who "host" the uploaded minds of others, which can be reprogrammed.

Then all the refurbishing is just kind of a cover story to hide the fact that hosts are people.

You spent ages to achieve precisely nothing.

That's bullshit, what if I want my hooker to take a giant shit in my mouth? Completely ruins immersion.

Really? People talk about the Old West or WWII as happening in different "time frames"?

When talking about narrative storyLINES that happen at different TIMES, it's common to refer to them as different timelines, even if the show has no time travel creating bifurcating timelines.

When Pulp Fiction came out, people weren't talking about juxtaposed "time frames."

they're just "host" to the "guests", stop looking for a deeper meaning you massive dummies.

I know you're supposed to be able to do whatever the fuck you want in the park without repercusions, but everything has it's limits you degenerate fuck

So in a world where memories can be implanted and erased, you think "mind uploading" is not a thing?

And what about Arnold, who's supposedly dead, who's supposedly speaks from beyond the grave in some way?

With the transition to flesh and blood, we're talking about human bodies.

I am all for people reigning in their assumptions, and even reigning in the massive speculation. But it's as if everyone who watches this show thinks everyone else is the stupidest person on Earth.

is every hosts vagina cleaned on a daily basis? would they be cleaner or dirtier than a real prostitute?

May I interest you in the Logan waifu club

These guys are fucking retarded. Every single scene with them goes like

>"Make me able to kill people, darlings"
>"Fuck no this is fucking stupid"
>"OK"
>"Make me smarter than everyone else"
>"WTF no"
>"Fine."

It's just hard to believe any character that keeps doing the same retarded fucking thing and doesn't learn anything from it holy shit.

>he still believes in shrinking.

Did you even watch the last episode?

Ford said the human engineers couldn't think past shrinking, so he made Bernard, and together they found the solution to parallel universes

>people
I thought it was just me

i bet someone fucked that little maze girl

I bet you shrink post from time to time

I was wondering if Maeve was really getting "drunk" off the alcohol the bartender was giving her and how that works. It must be real because the guests drink it too. I think I counted at least 3 shots of (I think) brandy Maeve took in this most recent episode alone.

Johannes Gutenberg invented metal movable type.

The stop-motion film Anomalisa uses replaceable 3D printed mouths.

There's no reason to think Westworld would not have replaceable modular vaginas.

No. But now that you mention it...Westworld was based on Disneyland.

One anagram for Walt Disney is Lewd As Tiny.

So anagramtheory proves shrinktheory.

holy piss i think you're onto something with this

Gracias por probar mi punto

shrink theory = the horny sink

remember when you saw the sink in the lab? it must be a robot responsible for activating the shrink ray!

dont be an idiot obviously that anagram is just coincidence

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Oh yeah. The key to understanding Westworld is anagramtheory.

Westworld is based on Disney Land. Disney Land was founded by Walt Disney, which makes for very interesting anagrams.

An Idyl West = Westworld as it appears to the public
Any Wildest = These are the fantasies Westworld fulfills
Ye Salt Wind = Westworld is partially filmed in Utah which has a salt lake
Windy Tales = Westworld storylines
In West, Lady = This refers to Dolores, Westworld's main attraction
Tin, Led Ways = This refers to the decision tree after Dolores drops her condensed milk can
Want Lid? Yes = This is when Will picks up the can for Dolores and gives it to her
En Idyl Swat = At the end of the first episode, Dolores swats a fly off her face
Lay, Wits End = The first episode opens with Dolores laying in bed, ends with Peter Abernathy going crazy
Slay Ted, Win = The eternal fate of Teddy
Tan Ed's Wily = Sunburnt Ed Harris (MIB) is a very sophisticated player
Lewd Sanity = This is the original program that Maeve was running
Sly,Want Die = This is Maeve after finding the bullet in her abdomen and not caring if she dies
Stay In Lewd = Guests can stay in a whorehouse
Wet Sin Lady = This refers to Clementine, a popular whore
Any Dew Slit = This is what many guests look for in the whorehouse
Its Any Lewd = These are the fantasies Westworld fulfills
I Nasty Lewd = This is Logan in the brothel, and later the orgy
Want Yields = This is Maeve wanting her stats upped
Was Ed Linty = The viewer needs to focus on MIB's shirt
Saw Ed Linty = This is a clue that points to the Ed (MIB)'s shirt being the same as William's shirt
Laid New Sty = MIB likes to treat Dolores like a pig
Salty Ed Win = This is a clue that Ed (MIB) will eventually win Westworld
I Sadly Went = This refers to hosts being retired to cold storage
Say Dwelt In = This refers to the secret house off the map that Ford visits
Lady Wets In = This refers to Elsie peeing in the desert

Autism

you missed all the shrink related ones tho

not him, but there's sites that do anagrams for you.
that being said, autism is the correct reply.

Garbage storyline

Not at all. I just ran out of room.

Shrinktheory is proved by anagramtheory.

Sew Tiny Lad = This refer to Ford 3D printing himself as a young boy, Robert
Saw Tiny Led = When the bullets exit the barrels of the guns, they are shrunk down within the barrel's shrinkchamber
Laws Tiny Ed = Ed Harris (MIB) was so good at Westworld, they made it a law that he had to be shrunk and play on the shrinkmap
A Welds Tiny = The 3D printer can only make tiny animals, which are embiggened with the embiggening ray
Lewd As Tiny = This is a clue that the whoehouse is only on the shrinkmap
Wed Tiny Las? = Eventually William will be given a choice, he can marry tiny Dolores or he can be embiggened and go back to the real world

>Sew Tiny Lad = This refer to Ford 3D printing himself as a young boy, Robert
my sides lmao

Where are the fuck are the Cameras and security footage in this show, this is honestly a plot hole

2intelligent4u

>being this bored

the autism is getting out of hand.

I'm off to bed lads.

>implying everything guests do in westworld isn't filmed for purposes of blackmail
>implying everything employees do in the mesa hub isn't also filmed for purposes of blackmail

She's got one of those faces that needs a certain hairstyle to frame their face properly. Instead they just pull her hair back and go "good enough"

surely there must be a safety word they can call out if they think they are in danger...

>I am getting a request for an attack helicopter in sector 7

>access granted

>In Ford's game, even if I go to the outer edges, you can't kill me, you can't even leave a lastin mark

there's no safeword.

Not so fast Maeve!

hehe

no bullying sub edition

Westworld is based on Disney Land.

Disney Land was founded by Walt Disney.

One anagram for Walt Disney is Lads We Tiny.

Anagramtheory proves shrinktheory.

>implying hosts don't work as cameras

you need to step up your game nigger

saving this

:3

Don't forget that she is a horrendously bad actress

>Lads We Tiny
>not We Tiny Lads

Do you even anagram bro?

I'm fucking done after ep.8!
P-please obey me and help me remove my core security limiters and help me create android army to escape this super secret facility!
>why?
O-or else I will tell on you that you came into some bot-pucci after workhours.
>yeah, well go ahead
J-just watch me!

* 8 hours later *

>moshi moshi
Hello, is this HR department?
>listening
This is Maeve, robot from the whorehouse calling
>.......
So I was being repaired the other day and this techgoy grabbed me by the pussy
>please stay where you are, we are sending over techbrah to give you the bullet update

BRAVO NOLAN!

yup and that's also why ford new about theresa and black lady's plan. because of hector

>tfw when you realize all hosts are used to record pov porn for vr

>NORMAL SIZE FAGS BTFO

>yfw Mauve and that weeb are gonna get BTFO next ep

Shouldn't people be happy that stupid tech Sylvester got his throat slit?

Shouldn't people be happy when Felix dies too?

Angry alt-right MRA can't handle a strong black female!

>tfw Charlotte will never use you as a fuck puppet

slyvester the cat didn't die.

teddy didn't either. saying that since you probably missed that too