What's he doing right now?

What's he doing right now?

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getting bopped

when does he get out again?

Getting baptized again

thingken of dubs

He's changed he'll never visit this shithole again

in like 3 years

should be soon on good behavior then

the sentence seems way too harsh doesn't it

is he #ourguy?

he got 4 years, 11 months, 2019/2020

should be able to go on parole next year on good boy points

Who is this semen demon?

He's some 300 pound guy's autistic gf now.

Is that bobcat goldthwait?

he'll probably have the law riding his ass in a half way house for another 10. got to learn to keep shitposting civil sometimes

i feel really bad for him

five years because they had to cancel school for a day

>i feel really bad for him

I don't. He shouldn't have been retarded enough to threaten a grade school and he shouldn't have been retarded enough to get troll's remorse so hard he ratted himself out.

what did he do?

>Get drunk and come on Sup Forums
>Meme with the big boys and make a bomb threat
>Get convinced by the real memesters that the FBI are browsing the site
>Panic and call the FBI explaining your faux pas and how you just wanted to be king of the memes
>Get 5 years instead
>Get rused by your own coax

Has there ever been a poster more justed than lexplorer?

Who would win a fight?

Also, is it just me or does Lex look like Mike Leach's long lost son?

kek that really happened? the madman

a school over a thousand miles away no less, right? it was an Ohio school and he lived in Florida iirc

>when keepin it real goes wrong
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>americans.png

It wasn't even Sup Forums. He was posting user on Sup Forums

what an idiot lmao

>dat picture

Holy fuck, it's like if Mad Max was filmed in Mississippi. Also, we're talking about Lexplorer. LeX is that insufferable fat fuck Kentucky fan.

at the same time he was bald before everything happened, so his life was over anyways

>autist posts something stupid when drunk
>turns himself in without even being reported
>thrown in prison filled with violent gangsters for 5 years

what are you doing america

>lexplorer made fun of the Sup Forums janitors
>he was a real life janitor
top fucking kek

He pleaded guilty. He's a moron.

Yezzir

I thought he was a USF fan.

>Has there ever been a poster more justed than lexplorer?
Only one.

He still would have been found guilty, and if he didn't plead guilty he would have gotten more than 5 years lmao

lolno, because then there would have been a shade of doubt about his culpability , that usually lands you a lesser sentence

moot. Got cuckposted out of his own site due to gamergate.

American justice system a shit. They give you extra years just for wasting their time. I'll let Juvie explain the situation

youtu.be/arq4TeweLnI

youtu.be/SYBVgL0-wKY

you think he got anal raped in prison? considering he's pretty ugly i don't know if prison people are that desperate

>Not posting Juvie's best PSA

youtube.com/watch?v=Ww9VlmXKYgs

>5 whole years in prison
how many in are we , 2? time flies when you're not in prison.

You take the gamble of going free or serving out an even longer sentence by pleading not guilty. The odds weren't in his favor.

>tfw that vid is long lost

they can't see his face if it's anal

total moron. not a hardened criminal though

amazed he's even alive

>its only been a week for him

Some autist must have downloaded it.

Getting his cave lexplored

What kind of prison is he in?

>YEZZIR

maximum security

story?

women's prison

black weeb arrested for child porn, think he fucked a body pillow or something too

Lel holy shit, I can only image how retarded he looked explaining his charges to gangbangers and shit
youtu.be/tV4GL2dZXgA

not only has we a nigger, he was also a pedophile

...

real butt-pounding jail

...

the cops would have never found him if he hadn't turned himself in, they even stated that in an interview

all he had to do was ignore Sup Forums, but he caved in to guilt and confessed

God bless the FOIA

LITERALLY first result typing in Lexplorer baptized

youtube.com/watch?v=y5hfTGKhNq4

>he's learning how to program
Smart guy. He basically got into college for free

Medium, he's fine. There's no big ballers in the pussy ass prison he's in.

Real talk, I've been here essentially for 8 years on and off. The only tripfags I know are LeX and Lexplorer. Such similar names, wild how abou that?

Please send him help, maybe a porno magazine.
inmateaid.com/inmate-profiles/kyle-parramore

tfw the Italian girl that was a Lakers fan is gone

he's only in prison now because he literally called the cops on himself after shitposting on Sup Forums

he's fucking retarded and deserves all the time he was sentenced

youtu.be/SYBVgL0-wKY

do they check letters in prison before sending?

do you think that he'll come back here when he's out?
you think his trip was banned?

i wish he would
he would be a living meme
>unironically the hardest person on Sup Forums

I don't believe you've been here for 8 years

>\things\don't click
>\things\don't click\teens
>\things\don't click\cp
>\things\don't click\cp\cp
Every fucking time.

jesus christ
tensnake's eyebrows were too much
judas was an ugly fuck too
>tfw no feces

I know the exact point I started posting. Confederations Cup 2009. But for the last 3ish years I've been more on and off. I use to be a tripfag for some of it so I have concrete proof. Try me.

Lexplorer was the USF fan. He and Lex are two completely different people. The worst that happened to Lex that we know about is someone found his OKCupid profile a few years ago.

>a little LeXtra

is Ryan (Special Agent) /ourguy/?

Fun thing is that he was released under the condition of not using the internet, and the first thing he does is post about his release on Twitter

Bragging about how the feds didn't find his backup cp too no less.

Everything is read here, incoming and outgoing.

No doubt the same in the US since their prisons are filled with proper organised criminals and shit.

>he doesn't remember capitalist bastard, black star, or mighty mighty boston

Those three were seriously fucking annoying. Especially CB... although MMB might have been worse if he didn't get bonus points for always typing "Matt Castle" instead of Matt Cassel.

Just googled him. I think he's like a designated pedo hunter for the feds

opn.ca6.uscourts.gov/opinions.pdf/15a0636n-06.pdf

then he may be fooling them, he is still one of us

I've been here since Bzzzz World cup so that makes it seven. Started using Sup Forums when Boxxy shit leaked onto my regular forums.

If he's learned anything he'll never come here again

I give him a month after release before he's back here.

you can't escape from this place

he won't be able to resist
it's inevitable
honestly he should at least come by to say hi

>implying we can ever leave

...

This case makes me believe that prison does work. Good job American prison system, you turned a lowlife drunk shitposter into a positive influence on society.

>MAGAPORN
ahead of his time

>that feel after you fap to cp. It's a feel like none other. It's like your floating on cloud 9 or something. fapping to some 40 year old woman with fake tits makes your cum smell rotten. But fapping to a 9 year old girl attempt to please some guy with a hairy stomach makes your cum squirt out with such pure intensity that you feel like your floating on air. and the way your dick feel, OH GPD YOUR DICK will feel so fuzzy and warm. You moralfags need to at least try to fap to some cp at least once before you die. Because there is no other feel like it.

what did he mean by this?

>/things/don't click/cp

everytime

He's a big guy

>medium

Still pretty rough. He was a scared shitless autist who clearly poses no threat, why not minimum

>this nigga seriously thinks people leave this place

How come we don't hace famous posters anymore?
>lexplorer
>tensnake
>Ian

Because Sup Forums is 100 micro communities now thanks to generals