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Good thread

Lunch fellas

there's no food in my house

eating applesauce with cinnamon, AMA

What is that?

What is it about this woman that is just so attractive?

...

Just took another shit and there's another pool of blood
Please send help

>Kominami Shizuka is a mild-mannered college student who is having trouble adjusting to city life. One day, she meets Kirishima Ryou, another student who projects the image of a cool older sister. The two hit it off, but Shizuka is shocked when Ryou attempts to seduce her. Shizuka initially assumes that Ryou is a lesbian, but Ryou is in fact a man who dresses like a lady.

two bombs werent enough

>thot i struck out with texts me asking if I'm going out tonight
What

Straightened hair. Usually blacks have pubes on their head.

Tendies

Ah, my favourite genre.

Someone needs to hammer that garlic into that dog's scalp.

are you gay?

could be hemorrhoids or cancer. go to the doctor

>don't go to work because I feel like shit
>feel even worse because I didn't go to work

such a vicious cycle

is that alcoholic guy who was in the hospital for a month in the hospital again still? is he going to end up homeless or something?

he was also the guy who worked in fort mac and got fired for being drunk right?

What does it meeeeannnn

do you not get paid sick days?

I do but I feel like shit because the work isn't getting done and other people suffer because of it.

is your job honestly that important? what do you do for work?

Ive done every solution I can find and windows still wont stop giving me the windows is not genuine message

when are you going to go to england and shag that woman

It's not important, it's more the fact that I feel like I'm abandoning a responsibility.

I do maintenance, nobody will probably even notice unless something goes wrong.

Hey guys it's ohiano I just left Rome and I'm in Venice for like today and tomorrow now. My hotel wifi in Rome blocked Sup Forums.

Have you used a loader?

Im gonna be in Italy in 2 months

Dazloader. Embrace the Russian viruses.

>Sup Forums demographics say 18-30
>i'm 29

am i supposed to quit Sup Forums next year? do people abandon Sup Forums as they age or is it because Sup Forums is still relatively young and that demographic will raise in age?

what do you mean?

dazloader.xyz/

Don't say I never did nothin for ya

A lot of oldfags have long gone

it doesnt have viruses, right?

Have my fellow North Americans made any plans for vacation or went on vacation this summer? I want to do something but don't know what to do or where to go.

She bailed at the last minute when I texted her again to finalize the plan. Not really surprised

Luckily I have a girl here from around where I live back in the states who just graduaged and I tried to fug last night and failed
She just texted me asking if I was going out tonight for whatever reason

Also lucky for me I'm not allowed to use the washing machine at my host family's place so I literally have no clothes other than pajamas because they take forever to do laundry

I can't say for that version, but I've used Daz loader for years, for myself and other people.

Install gentoo

>Not knowing how to wash clothes by hand.

i wonder why? i don't feel myself losing interest in Sup Forums

also i didnt even start browsing Sup Forums until i was 25 or so

got a job, lol

I tried doing that once but she got pretty pissed
Seems like I'm implying she sucks at her job or something
Also have no idea where she keeps dirty clothes either

wait, the girl from home is also on the trip to europe? you tried to fug her and failed? i dont understand

im confused

>>>/normieville/

Normie fuck off!!!!!

n-no and I eat lots of fiber too
I'm at urgent care right now. They're gonna look into my butt I assume, so not looking forward to that but don't have much choice.

youtube.com/watch?v=wxu9WpKIeWI

Were all actually so alike as children, its uncanny.

>family member killed in islamic terrorist attack
>in deep mourning, feel hurt
>take to social media and post "guys please it's not muslim's fault islam religion of peace"
I'm convinced these people are fucking shills there's no way that would be your fucking reaction to an event like that

Something you gotta understand is that a lot of oldfags started posting when they were in their late to early 20s and that was when Sup Forums started. Most of them left Sup Forums behind and started their lives.

bout to go get some chips and salsa

btw are tortilla chips and salsa "real" mexican food or are they americanized food (ie tacobell)

>wait, the girl from home is also on the trip to europe?
More or less, shes like a 30min drive towards Chicago
>you tried to fug her and failed? i dont understand
Yeah, she pretty much sent a drunk text wanting to meet up and then fell asleep supposedly
Been trying to get in there for a few days

Stop having gay sex my dude

Nothing wrong with being a fag

are there gfs there?

so I just realized why people might think I'm gay

>overly friendly personality
>also incredibly anxious around women
>wind up being overly friendly to only dudes
>stumble on my spaghetti around women

>your age
>the last time you made a sexfuck

I tend to think that guys who spaghetti around women are straight but just losers. Fags tend to be natural friends to women.

I dont know

oh, that's a strange way to use "tried and failed"

usually in that context it means you physically tried to fug her and got rejected

20
never

Why would gay people sperg out around women? If anything they'd feel more comfortable around them because they have mutual interests, so to speak.

>Nothing wrong with being a fag

ah, i see

so if they were 25 in 2003 they'd be 40~ now

still seems kind of strange though that you'd abandon Sup Forums, it's not like people who are 40 aren't active in some form of social media or another

O
Nvm then
She wants to get wasted tonite and wants to just go with me so inshallah brother

I installed grindr and this hot asian guy started messaging me so I got nervous and uninstalled the app

well it makes me avoid women in general and avoid acting on their advances, so I think some dude-bros see that and think I'm just not interested to begin with.

good luck lad

Nothing wrong with being chicano

which one would you choose for a toesucc?

>Nothing wrong with being chicano

shit angle, can't see their hips

You're either Pennsylvania or California

>now brit thot messages me for the first time in a week wanting to meet up
Lol already bought tickets elsewhere you dumb ass
Thanks

>1911
enjoy trying to shoot the chicano and your gun jamming then killing him with his hi point that cost $100 and is still more reliable than that obsolete piece of garbage

She doesn't have YANK blood.

Americans are really, really extremely very stupid

foxnews.com/us/2017/06/27/accused-florida-kidnapper-was-actually-helping-lost-child-police-say.html

you guys should stop posting here and start a normal life

Doctor stuck a finger in my butt

the obsession with a random person kidnapping/raping your kid in north america is really weird

it almost never happens, but people immediately go ballistic and believe even the smallest nonsensical accusation

there's parents who led their kids do incredibly dangerous things yet their number one concern is still a stranger kidnapping them

i don't get it

Lucky

it's them pedophiles
they're everywhere

No homo
She's pretty cute too I felt kinda bad for her

Where is the wall?

whenever it does actually happen it's big national news, i can recall something like that actually happening in my life twice and i'm almost 30

idk

feels like you can't even walk past a playground anymore in the US without having cops called on you for being a pedophile kidnapper

you can't

if i see a kid in distress or lost, i don't get involved for this reason, this is a common mentality among men afaik

the other odd part is it seems women kidnapping children is statistically more common than men doing so

Won't happen

wanna hear a joke?

Trump is a capable POTUS

shit

i wouldn't talk

All these translations and subtitles are ecouraging people to not understand a new language.
I hate when porn sites like pornhub change the language of their page automatically to spanish.
And now youtube is translating the titles of the videos against my will.
Fuck you I ain't a lazy moron like everyone else!

My aboriginal GF bought cute new lingerie today and modeled them over webcam.

Very, very extremely cute.

top lel

umm...you're doing it wrong!

english speakers never really cared much about learning other languages, and everyone else learns english anyways so i don't think that's having much of an impact

I love her so much.

BABABOOOBLEEEEEEEEE

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