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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 141 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 129 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 93 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 73 points
5. Daniel Ricciardo 67 points

>News
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Rumors of chinese team entering soon

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WEC > F1
F1 panders to niggers.

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>tf
>tp

who /horny/?

Le Mans

Horner is an unscrupulous man. Believe of him as you will.

motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-kubica-drive-without-limitations-919303/

>Grand prix winner Robert Kubica says he can now drive a Formula 1 car "without any limitations" following his test with Renault.
Is he back lads? Is Joe, Lee and Palmer, dare I say, finished?

t. Mark Wobbler

Do your lot accept HAM as one of your own. I mean he does use a knock off Senna helmet he improved on so he doesn't get killed when he crashes & is also black. What is not to like?

t. Geri Halliwell

t. Scary Spice

Been a while.
Anything exciting happen in the last two weeks? Is the hamilfan still talking abobut Monaco?

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>plays with own tits for hours

Now is in accordance with F1 safety mesaures

He even migrated to the 8ch F1 thread even though it is only 2 Americans, Grumpy Swiss guy, A finn & the ghost of Mexicunt

he gave up cause Kimi shit the bed again and he's indefensible now

>no safety cell
>no roll hoop
>no harness

>he even posted his spam pasta

Holy fuck that's sad.
He actually thinks it's quality.

That's because FIA doesn't care about Kimi

>hulk about to get BTFO by one-armed kubica
will that finish off his reputation?

>WEC > F1
>that flag
I'd say WEC is what panders to niggers.

Lad, Kubica has been gone fir six years. Manage your expectations.

This is actually an a lose-lose for Hulk, because if Kubica is at his prior level, he should easily outpace Hulk. If that's the case, then Hulk's the guy beaten by a driver with 1.5 arms.
But if Hulk beats Kubica, it would just be put down to Kubica being slower because of the injury and unfamiliarity with modern F1 cars/tyres, so Hulk gets no improvement to his reputation.

Speaking of familiarity with tyres, the comments by Mark Hughes on his article are bretty clear cut:

>Kubica was 0.45 secs quicker than Sirotkin on his very first short stint.

>I'm told that the run on which he set that time was the first time he had experienced the soft tyre and felt he'd not maximised it and so asked for another set as he felt there was another 0.3-0.4s to come... But there were no more sets left.

>Have spoken with the team here in Montreal. It began as a nice idea from the team to help their former driver complete the circle. It was arranged months ago. The GP3 and Formula E tests were part of the preparation for the test, he trained massively hard to get fit for several months and worked a lot in the Enstone simulator (in which he was very fast). His outstanding performance in the actual test means that it has created a question which wasn't there before - about whether he does something further, with them. There is not a concrete plan yet to do so. But the next questions are obviously whether he would be ok through high speed corners for a race distance of, say, Silverstone or Suzuka, whether he could get enough steering lock on for the hairpin at Monaco. but these are questions that his performance has made suddenly of possible relevance. His performance in Valencia was quite amazing and described as absolutely consistent with the driver who last raced there in 2010. If anything happens, it's not imminent. Both sides need now to consider what they'd like to do next.

He also reckons more such tests may be on the cards, perhaps on tracks with quicker corners.

M8 see

Has mana been spotted on le mans?

Hulkenberg I think should be as good as Heidfeld to Kubica. So pretty even.

lol what if Bob gets a podium before Hulk? What happens then? Death is always an option :DDDD

I read somewhere yesterday that the reason Heidfeld beat him in 2007 was because Kubica took some time to adapt to the Bridgestones, and that the Michelins suited his driving style better. Once he'd adapted (2008) he was easily able to beat Heidfeld

Also consider he is 8 years younger.

Actually getting a drive and scoring points would be great.
>For example, for the first time in my life my body weight is lower than in 2008
like half a forearm or something

just don't

he's suffered enough already

couldn't finish of Heidfeld with two arms before most of the time so no, I don't think so

2009 Heidfeld was was back at him again
the problem with Heidfeld and Kubica as teammates was that they had completely different driving styles, when one was doing well witht he car the other one was struggling and the team tried to keep it even by focusing on the driver that was doing worse
(Heidfeld had a softer driving style, Kubica a more aggressive one)

Sainz
>I want to fight for the WDC next year, maybe with Red Bull

This would lead to a Ricci going somewhere else, I don't think Ferrari is a viable option or Sainz directly to Ferrari.

>Autodromo Enzo e Dino Ferrari at Imola renewed his Grade A omologation
>Track owners: "We aim to host the main FIA events"

Italian GP is not possible because of Monza's contract (that will likely be renewed at least until 2022) so WEC? Or maybe Europe GP?

Was Imola ever an Italian GP but San Marino GP?

in 1980

>Finnish
>doesn't like the most Finnish animal there is

1980

Only in 1980, because Bernie didn't liked Monza """"facilities"""""

>Stefania arrivabene being lewd on instagram

>tfw no passionate Italian gf

>arrivabene
>arrive well

Oh, I'll definitely be cumming soon :^)

>those dark nips
hnnnnnng

VERY nice

hi

GOAT pairing

>27 degrees

FUCKING HELL LADS

How do you niggers handle this shit

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36 degrees here, guess i will die today

How old is she?

Hülkenberg is the biggest piece of shit loser on the grid desu

>le success and stats say anything meme

Daily reinder that raikonnen will be gone after this season and verstappen pissed at RB reliability issues will be snatched up by ferrari so he can be the GOAT and btfo all records thus wakng schui

nah

daily reminder that he's the next huelkenberg, and will amount to nothing

Verstappen has a contract for 2018 at Red Bull, you fucking moron.

and 2019

Unlike hulkenberg he has podium finishes and even a race win

I made this last ywar (?) when hamilton dyed his hair. How did this not became a thing ?

>be Amx
>get butthurt over not being WDC in his third year in F1
>Change to Ferrari
>Ferrari goes back to ITALIA mode
>Renault get their shit together, Newey builds another GOAT machine
>RWL
>change team again after 3 seasons at Ferrari, perhaps McLaren
>Ferrari wins again
>continue the cycle of jumping ship just before it gits gud
>waste over two decades trying to win a title, his most successful achievement being a racewin
>eventually left without a seat
>spend rest of life trying to guide toad son to winning a F1 WDC
>teach him to be patient
>ends up spending his whole career with Ferrari without ever winning a title
>decides to do what Max did and try to get his son to become a F1 WDC
And thus, the eternal Dutchman was born

Uncle amx can turn mine and Victoria's son into a F1 driver.

>wanting your son to be abused to become a literally who in the end
Isn't it bad enough to have toothpaste dna?

IT'S HORNER'S TIME

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LAD

My nibba

C H A D
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Post a more aesthetic crash

Pretty kino desu

Filename should be
>Total'd

Great advertisement for total

lewis hamilton is not a nice person

Is there a more cucked sponsor placement on track? Literally a target for cars which lost control

that's barely a crash, still cool though

meanwhile at his ex-wife's house:
>mum, there's a video of dad spanking Geri Halliwell's bottom in a paddling pool on Instagram
>th-that's nice dear

what a tublord

based palmer family.

You'll update this every race, right?

Based sutil

still being lewd

Just because it is Le Mans doesn't mean we can let the thread die

Oink.

>f1 is the pinnacle of motorsport
>drivers have to be in peak physical condition
>it sure is hard to drive these cars

>balding, washed-up, one-armed man sets competitive lap times and will be hired at Renault

im on the phone with mercedes right now i think i might have a shot at a top tier ride

You'd need to lose some weight first, burgerbro.

DONT DRIVE SHIT AROUND TOTAL

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You are dangerously close to revealing power levels to mana, m8.

Drunk maybe 18 year old girls were on my mind most of tonight lad. As nice as Mana is cannot get with her. Plus mana cannot order several trays of Jägerbombs desu

You wouldn't fit in the car and you couldn't drive it since you have to shift gears on you own :^)

yeah but tagging her in each post...

>tfw comfy -2°C when I woke up
A toasty 9°C now

>implying F1 will exist even 15 years from now

I'm not the best person once some beers plus shots have been downed. Either way seems Le Mans went to to shit. On bright side at least wasn't that drunk didn't post anything lewd to Mana

what did vettel mean by this?

>implying it won't keep its name when it inevitably merges with FE

>only counterargument is hackneyed burger comments

Looks like i struck a nerve

Tbf, your weight is a heavy factor

wtf seb????

KEK
You are ignoring the skills and experience he has over you as well. Need to get a rich daddy to pay for simulator time and a free ride through the feeders

Is an car an athlete?

No that's a pupper.

Bullied