Ultimate autism test: Does she look better before or after?
Ultimate autism test: Does she look better before or after?
after
Before quite clearly
before, always before
It's a trick question. They're different people.
See the thing is before is dramatic pretentious edginess - but if you can stick it and get passed that shield, you find a warm, longing for affection qt at odds with life and looking for a man she can trust and depend on, maybe clingy? But in an acceptable, comfy way.
After is easy, no doubt fun but I can imagine eventually there will be distrust and complacency. More work towards the end of the relationship. She's already the pretty girl who gets the affection so it's not foreign to her, she'll think she has value before, during and after you and she may feel as if you're not of 'equal' value at some point, and hold it against you.
wow op was right
Both.
Youhtartcheating,tisclaritas,shelongethintheshapmotgottt,erzatsstupidpluming. #thebasketcaseinthebreakfastcludmakeoversparklesdemonjeannette
Hands down before, the fact that this is even in question is insulting.
She looks insane before and after but in the after it looks like she's trying to hide it which is scarier
better: after
hotter: before
Before. I know it was the 80's but this is one of the most retarded scenes ever.
so the moral of the story is if you change your appearance people will like you?
This.
Yes
It is true tho
Before.
After is what literally makes the movie shit.
yes
>coming of age movie about learning who you are, being yourself and making friends despite your differences
>hehe now I'm just like the other girls
DUDE CONFORMITY LMAO
AM I PRETTY NOW? DO I FIT IN YET?!
Motherfuck this movie.
>everyone is different
>there's no need to conform to ideals of beauty and masculinity
>except for you, you need to change to be presentable enough to get the popular jock
Before Allison, best allison
She isn't actually pretty so the messy hair and pseudo-alt makeup made her decently attractive
When you clean her up she has a manface
Before, not even a question
WATCH IT BENDER
Even the princess knows she was hotter before.
Biggest dissapointment of my life. Looked like a qt before the makeover made me realise she's plain af. I choose after, because fuck mediocre bitches styling and carrying themselves as if they're some deep thinking artists outcasted by society.
I knew she wanted to fuck Ally (who didn't?)
>nerd kid who tried to kill himself leaves with no girl and has to write the whole essay by himself
Before, you nigger. Her makeup was better, her personality was more interesting, everything about before was better. It's the biggest fuckup of John Hughes career as a film maker that could not see her as 1000 percent better before. If not for that this movie would be GOAT, but it's only great because of that.
after, stop being a bunch of pathetic, contrarian edgemasters.
>implying they didn't all fuck him at some point during the movie
>implying he isn't the Alpha of their Pack
>implying them letting him write the essay isn't an act of submission by the rest of the group
It wasn't about making her look better, it was about her and Claire bonding you autist.
Way after.
>mess with my bull you get the horns
What did he mean by this?
>it was about her and Claire fucking
Fixed.
Claire a shit, they could've bonded over the hoardings in her bag. God damn you jews fuck everything up.
Claire wanted to touch her pretty face, touch her lips, undress her.
I was still in school the first time I saw the movie and I distinctly remember thinking the nerd was fucking weak for just writing the essay for everyone. I was by no means a cool kid in school but if someone tried to shift their work onto me I at least had the guts to tell them to fuck off.
I really think it was a mistake to not show his growth by having him reject writing writing the essay for some easy hollow praise, to contrast with how he had been seeking academic praise to the point where he thought of killing himself when he didn't get it.
Go on...
You people didn't get it.
They didn't do the work (the 1 essay was an insult to Dick. They were supposed to write a anssay each). They were basically saying fuck you to Dick and see you next detention to their new friends.
He still wrote it, though. The others rebelled by not writing anything at all/foisting it off on him, he "rebelled" by writing an vaguely insulting paper, like the weak nerd he was.
THe "weak" guy wrote the insulting paper. He wasn't weak anymore. He was standing up to Dick. To the demands of perfection his parents had put on him. That was the point.
They were all weak. They talked a big game about all being friends now, but they weren't going to say shit to each other when school was in session.
That's why they made sure they got a new detention (Bender already had many) so they could still hang out
Before: Sup Forums
After: Leddit
So before
Or they could just hang out at school. Or outside of school. They still stuck to their normal places in society after it was all said and done, no one really changed.
before
Yet.
You can't expect them to make that kind of change after a few hours of friendship.
It's implied it will happen gradually. Or it might not. But I have hope.
>you'll never doggystyle her while she pretends to seizure
Why live.
Before obviously. If she has hairy pits, legs and nips that is.
mess with my dubs you get the singles
Before
Fuck Reaganism
Before.
You can tell that Hughes was a Republican.
Before.
What are Shawn and Gus up to these days?
wow what's the chances i jumped over to Sup Forums after fapping to this girls tumblr.
Before, death to anybody that says otherwise inshallah
Yeah. That's my one gripe with the movie.
Before. After has a bad case of manjaw.
before but she looks not good no matter what
But why? It's literally true
That's how I dance!
You have won the autism test
Before was a much cuter look and afterwards she looked like you'd dress a 12 year old
To be fair in the movie she was just a tryhard who really wanted people to notice her so she'd make up stories and act like a sperg. So conforming or not, she wasn't really being true to herself in the first place. Might as well get a little Sheen dick out of it.
Nice dubs. And before. If you say after, you're wrong.
Trick question: she looks equally bad in both cases.
The photo before is better, but I like her more after. Still, neither style suits her in my opinion.
before.
Before, she was cute and reserved. Spunky and quirky.
After, she's just a little 1950's "good girl who likes pink!" stereotype bullshit.
She was perfect and they ruined her.
...
Neither, like Sup Forums taste in women she is shit
>brown eyes
>popular
kek
>All these fat faggots in this thread with their long lank greasy hair and wardrobe consisting of Pantera T-Shirts wondering why they have no friends
As much as I like the breakfast club, the conclusion is a little fucked up.
>change everything about yourself, then you can get a boy!
>nerdy guy not only doesn't end up with anyone, they make him write their essays, too
that's quite some projection you are projecting, my friend.
I have a buzz cut because it saves me money on shampoo and time in the shower.
Also, Pantera is shit.
Sorry, this one meme won't catch on
buzzing your hair is just as autistic as keeping it long desu
MAYBE I DON'T LIKE STYLING MY HAIR BECAUSE IM SHIT AT HAIR FASHION.
MY HAIR IS NATURALLY THICK, IT'S A BITCH TO DEAL WITH.
I'LL PROBABLY HAVE A MOP TILL THE DAY I DIE.
Doing ANYTHING is autistic for Sup Forums's standards
>before
how she feels, her style, being true to herself
>after
she wants some dick so she's pretending to be a stacy it won't last
Dear Allison, Andrew, Brian, Claire and “Bender,”
I’m mailing this letter to your homes because I’d like your parents to know that you failed your detention assignment. I asked you to write an essay about “who you think you are” – here’s a list of the mistakes you made.
I asked you each for 1,000 words. Only Brian did the assignment, and he only wrote a paragraph. A very sappy, obvious paragraph. Do you guys know what an essay is?
At one point during the essay, the handwriting changes four different times. Brian wrote, “We found out that each of us is a brain,” and then someone else wrote “an athlete,” another wrote “a princess,” another “a basket case…” Why did you guys do this? It’s weird.
You’re not all of these things. Brian, you have no athletic ability. “Bender” certainly isn’t a brain. “Bender” isn’t an athlete either, because he backed down after I threatened him physically in the supply closet. Your essay doesn’t make sense.
Nobody used this essay to apologize for what they did. Jesus Christ, Andrew, you taped a student’s butt-cheeks together. Brian brought a flare gun in to school! School is not a boat. You all should have apologized via essay.
You sign your letter “The Breakfast Club.” What is this referencing? Did you guys sneak breakfast into detention? That’s not allowed.
When Allison came in this morning, she looked goth, and nobody liked her. When she left, she’d changed her makeup to look prettier, and Andrew made out with her on the school steps.
First off, that is not allowed, and you are both in trouble. But my point is, why did Allison have to glam up to get Andrew’s attention? It would have been a stronger choice if Andrew had liked her for who she was, not what magazines like YM or Bop tell her to look like. So don’t act all high and mighty, kids. You’re awful people too.
regards, Principal Vernon
>she was just a tryhard who really wanted people to notice her so she'd make up stories and act like a sperg.
That reminds me of someone
Before.
Not bad.
This legitimately makes me REEEEEEEEE! EVERY FUCKING TIME!
BEFORE! YOU FAGGOTS! FUCKING BEFORE!
I'M FURIOUS THAT IT'S IN THE MOVIE AT ALL!!!!!
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEFORE
>School is not a boat.
Best part.
>after
DICK IN THE DIRT
after, but neither looks great. Molly is much much better
Well it's literally the same fucking jaw
Surely her hair works much better with her facial structure in Before?
this
Before. I want a qt with extreme dandruff.
2 invisible dicks
You just improved my perception of the scene 100-fold
ANSWER THE QUESTION CLAIRE
>>nerd kid who tried to kill himself
>implying he didn't actually intend to shoot up the school
Why do you think he had a gun in his locker? you think he was gonna an hero in school?
HHHHNNGGGGGGG
brilliant
>childhood is crushing on quirky Alison
>adulthood is realising Jules is the patrician Brat Pack waifu
who dis?