Be messi

>be messi
>order 27 pizzas


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>Dom Perignon
>41
>112e burgers

Bottle of water is 10 euros? Wtf Spain?

Is that 37000 euros?

and what on earth is trilogia joselito? lol

>Ibiza

>200gr burguer
>112e plus tip

>no sprite

Can't find Sprite, must be fake news.

(Probably) Best jamon

>Ibiza
Not ever once

> Messi drinks Schweppes

Maybe he brings his own supply wherever he goes in case they only have 7up.

can u guys give me a quick rundown about this bill? i see it spammed a lot on social medias

#pizzagate

>Grub bill from Messi

>That VAT tax
At least they do a better job of hiding how much you're getting raped in taxes here and not just saying to your face "gimme all your loot cuckboi"

He invited the Prince of Pizza's to have dinner with him

What kind of restaurant has sushi, pizza and champagne?

One designed for posers and new rich scum

>casual meal for 37k

>21% IVA

That's like 10 years worth of food for me

>41 bottles of Don Perignon.

messi be wasting his laundered money FAST bruh

>the turkish rape baby posts from romania
haha

>Messi
>Paying tax

FAKE

He'll declare it as a business dinner and get the 6.5k back

that's pretty average in Europe
it's 22 here

that burger better be 100% Kobe, topped with foie gras and dipped in gold

So much this, the prices say it all, this wasn't a good meal it was a meal to be seen at a shitty club and since those places' target demographic is neauveau riche idiots whose garbage palates betray their true class it's

>27 pizzas coming right up sir
>why yes it's 112e but it's a good burger

"Cafe solo : 6.00€"

People love all of those things. What's the problem?

>6k in taxes

That restaurant needs to be shut down for rape.

If you can drop $30k at a restaurant you can drop $36k. What's the fucking problem you jew?

>that one stylish fuck who had a whisky sour

>21% IVA

THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA HERE.

Hey atleast they didnt charge for the extra pan midway down the bill

messi is older and wiser now. the 8 quesadillas and 18 cokes were his.

>paying 21% tax for food

Spain doesn't have different tax rates? We have a lowered tax rate of 6% for food and medicine and the like here

>Cafe con leche: € 8,-

You pay 2 Euro for milk in your coffee. What a time to be alive lads!

>Whiskey sour
>28.00

>Going to Ibiza

>You know realize that Messhit spends more than half of your annual salary on one night out with the lads

now* realize

money doesn't buy happiness you fucking cuck infested burger

Mates, I'm new in Sup Forums. Can somebody explain the "Sprite Messi" meme?
Thank you for your time, have a nice day.

Leaked Barca team meal. Everyone had water other than Messi who had a sprite

he also had pizza de queso

I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA

Thank you good sir, have a nice day.

Restaurant =/= supermarket

>messi is getting higuain fat so he doesnt get called for 2018 wc

>tfw 5% gst

hahahahha 20% tax on food

haahahahahahahhahaa

I never want you Euros to ever post again

>37k on lunch

whoa

Maybe you need that tax, fucking obese whales

>Total: 37330.00€
>Servicio no incluico
What did they mean by this?

>trilogia joselito

>6.5k eur in iva from food

fuck that, literal theft.

How much do you think he tipped?

why do people pay for stuff they can buy in the grocery store for 20% of the price? Shit is just retarded
>inb4 poor

literally the only reason is not be called poor

for what I'm seeing this is probably fake

>12 waters for 120€

Hehe, holy fucking shit

probably rounded it up to a nice even 40k

>i can buy 3 liters of milk for 2 euros

"""gourmet""" restaurants were a mistake

Ibiza prices are like that, 10 euros for a 500ml water bottle is pretty normal

its 220ml tho

Were they all cheese

well, because this is an expensive restaurant, I was talking about Ibiza in general

tourist ban in Spain when

Given Messi's size, I doubt he could put away half a bottle of champ - never mind 40, and never mind whisky - without being flat on his arse. This bill tells me he has a lot of leeches. Sad!

t. sherlock holmes

>basket of fruits: 250
>schweppes: 25

its probably some of those meme miner waters "filtered through 20 Norwegian icebergs and through the pussy of a virgin girl" that taste like tap water anyway

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place looks pretty sweet

112€ for a 200g burger holy shit

>drogba and sergio ramos have their names on their photos
>messi is tagged as "friends"

whores gotta eat too ya know

this is aparently the 112€ burguer

Do you know what a restaurant is?

>posting on Sup Forums and also using the phrase "neauveau riche" in a derogatory way

its better than "in no way shape or form riche"

DOeSn'T EVEN CoME WITh SideS! Sad!

looks exactly like the one from the trailer down my street

>doesn't even come with fries

>Not including taxes in the prices

America is the fucking worst. Shit just costs more than advertised without any heads up

>not knowing how much sales tax is

jajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajjaja

So It has foie and caviar. Which doesnt get along well with Bread. It seem like an ideal example of putting expensive shit in your metal just for the sake of feeling exclusive eating It. A simple 5guys burger Will taste much better than that.

Sales tax is low or non existent in some states. But no, let's have a 20% flat tax applied to literally everything in this country yay it's so fun.

but it costs 112€, it must be great :^)

This.

The salty caviar will overpower both the meat and the fois gras. The softness and taste of the fois gras will be KO'd by the beef char and the toasted bun. So the key defining elements of both will be a hindrance to the dish or will vanish in the mouth.

Caviar and fois gras are shit anyway, but what a waste putting them on a fucking burger.

>why yes i'll have the $500 glass of wine to go with my $23 pizza

foie is GOAT though

Nah. It's really not. It tastes like you are eating a paste made of 90% grease.

well used it's pretty good
also after some seconds in the pan to melt part of the grease and warm it

a scam

>go to a club
>order a beer
>chick picks a bottle and hands me with a glass
>it will be 5 euros

stupid af

Humanity is lost. And i'm not saying this as a neckbeard fedora wearing atheist.

Why does a high class restaurant serve pizza?

Because expensive & luxury location =/= high class

Fuck I wanted to make this thread

its a club, not a high class restaurant
you probably can order coke from the menu