What's wrong with americans?

what's wrong with americans?

they're fat and stupid

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>Measuring your kid in money

Genetic superiority
He will grow up to be big and strong before dying at 40 from heart disease as result of a high sodium diet

Why the fuck do they cover the baby's penis? Are Americans that insecure about reproductive organs?

Thats a big baby

>tfw my friend's father was 7.7 kg
He is a fucking giant 2bh. Like 2.1m and big as fuck

>tfw had only 10 pounds when born
i feel so small

babies are CP now

imagine being the editor for the paper putting insignificant mosaic over the dick without even questioning it

actually 11
but still so small

Puritanism, it comes from the mind of the Anglo and only him, the eternal cancer that plagues mankind

For you

>tfw i was 6,5

The first white settlers (in any significant number, at least) were puritans. We never really shook off their morals.

Puritans were one small group of people in New England and the movement faded in 2-3 generations. I mean, this cunt has the world's largest porn industry.

New Englanders think they were the first anglo settlers on this continent because of brainwashing, what's new?

Didn't the Nevermind cover show a baby's dick?

yet it cencors baby's penis for no reason whatsoever

Actually the First Great Awakening happened in the mid-18th century because religious belief in the colonies had slackened as the original Puritan settlers died off.

are Finnish newspapers full of baby dicks or something?

There needs to be one in Europe

Probably because baby dicks are gross and who wants to see that shit?

Top lel

It did but some major retailers put a sticker over the baby's dick.

me mum told me I had chest hair when I was born

>what is the Virginia Colony

Don't even bother, see I doubt most of them even know Jamestown was a thing

In case you missed it - these people quoted above are genuinely unhappy because they didn't get shown a baby's penis.

her bush hair probably scrapped off on you when you were born

The oven fuel is right. Why are Euros all so hungry for baby penis? Let them grow up and decide whether they want porn of themselves all over the Internet.

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how heavy is that in normal units?

I remember reading about some Yugoslavs being arrested in USA because they took a photo of their kid bathing naked in the tub and someone saw it while they were servicing their laptop.

Around 52 waffles.