Why did the Spanish blow up our ship?

Why did the Spanish blow up our ship?

we were bored as shit.

But we destroyed you and took your biggest colonies because of it

We own the Americas. You have no rights for us.

What ship?

why did America steal G*rmany's ship?

shh, vete a dormir
The USS Maine

and now we are taking your country from you inch by inch

karma is a bitch

why did israel fire on you?

>we
I don't know

For the record, they blew it up themselves to declare a totally uncalled for war on us

Fake newsThey blew it up, and we fought a right and just war against them

This.

mexican scouts advancing, "we" giving orders from the HQ

¿has aprendido ya spanglish para agradar a tus futuros amos?

Nah we actually did blow it up.

vos vamos a vencer

Blow up another ship, I dare you. This time we'll give Galicia to Portugal and free Catalonia.

>Vos
Also, galician here, please do

But in all seriousness, explain to me why you have Melilla and Ceuta? Are the inhabitants ethnic spaniards?

USS Maine, also known as 19th century Iraqi WMD.

all your base are belong to us

you are on the way to destruction

I don't actually know, but Ceuta was in visigoth hands before the moors came and it was reconquered by the portubros before the reconquista ended

More than half of them are castillianwashed moors, but they all hate Morocco with passion and are ultra nationalistic for some weird reason.