Risk Thread V.3

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Sorry it takes so long but there is a lot of people.

Oh shitttt

What happen

Destroy the Byzantiums

Italy, what do?

ATTACK STANNIS
DEFEND IF ATTACKED

RESTORE CHU'S GREATNESS, INVADE VLAD!

Defend my middle eastern lands. Continue attacking into Pakistan/Vlad.

No it's grey which means 0

Keep advancing

Won't go down easily

nuke russia please

Take Yemen and Oman. Then use spills to retake rest of Arabian peninsula back.

Defend against all attacks

Roll to attack Reich, if Don nukes Reich then cede Poland to Don

For the love of God, finish that last piece of yellow in Greece. Spill to defending if I get attacked.

Kill white

OP made a mistake, you should gone soon

Lol I thought the cities were blue. Whatever, go and take it from me then I don't care.

Take Saudi Arabia, and hand it back to the mongols. Then take Lebanon, and hand it to Italy. Finally, push into Cossack-held Turkey.

RETAKE SWEDEN FROM THIS ASSHOLE INVADER

Can we just make this easy and have you cede me your Turkish land in Turkey?

You have +5. Add that to your palis and that makes your roll twenty.

Scared, Reich-sama?

Yeah fine i am out Good bye and Op you still forgot my trip

A generous action. I will help you gain your desired lands once I am free of invaders.

Spill into the rest of France and into spain
NUKE RUSSIA TAKING AWAY HIS BONUS

OH FUCK THOSE ARE THE MICRO NATIONS

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Assist the reich, defend if attacked

Oh shit
Also i counted its 6 but thanks for reminding me
sorry op, pls check palis over there

Desired lands? Hopefully it doesn't include China.

Oh, and take Kuwait before moving into Turkey.

This won't be easy

You've been warned

Of course it fucking does, fucking rebel.

Your occupation won't last long.

Want to pull a Chiang and run to Taiwan?

Any 1 I can take over for ?

Vlad can you help me out in the Middle East?

I still got dubs over him friendo

Kill china, OP this is fucking crazy, stop cheating in their name

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Heil Hitler

You fucking what? How is OP cheating? What the fuck did I do to you?

Aye friend. I request aid in attacking Reichswehr

In my dead body you whore, i will never let China fall into your Jewish hands.

Its up to you, I'm busy fighting the greeks

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Thanks

I think AH has got that under lockdown.

Turmoil rages across the land.

Vlad doesn't even offer you land, the anglos will assist you, and with your nuke we will be a legion for the axis and the sandniggers to reconsider fighting. Take my offer seriously, friend of the north.

Wu, Xiang, just what are your plans exactly? I wouldn't want either of you targeting the North.

I officially declare war on the Tang Dynasty, OP redirect my roll against the Tang, bitches are going down.

Just kidding, I'm leaving because my eyes are fucking burning from playing this game so damn long.

The Duce has been killed by communist partisans and the Italian Social Republic has fallen.

ALL of fucking Turkey? I don't know... how about we split it right down the centre?

Oh shit, I have to bounce.

Cede Egypt to the Mongols, cede Portugal to Luxembourg as agreed, and give all other clay to Italy.

Mussolini, it is clear that you have both li and ren. Govern my lands well and fair.

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Don't bother.

China and the Stans belong to the Chu.

GG, and thanks for Portugal

OP blease don't allow quitceding.

You know what, just to cuck shit up. Since Italy is leaving, give the lands I was going to give to them to the Western Chu.

Better a Chinese than anyone else, even a rebel.

You want to take that back, Xiang?

Couldn't somebody make a program version of this game for things to run smoother? I feel like it can be done.

GG to everybody quitting, wish this game was quicker. Im sticking around..

i doubt anyone here is good at making programs

Let OP decide.

I'm good with Java. I can work on it a little later.

Can I still have Portugal? It would be a major help against the pest in France

Ok.

One more roll and i'm out

OP is kill?

>doubt anyone on Sup Forums is good at making programs

like , i know plenty of people good with java, one of which recently got interested in these threads. I don't think it would be hard if the mind was put to it, and would help for eons to come

No, you can't cunt

Not all of Sup Forums

No it takes forever cause so many people

Btw probably gonna start a US thread after this, but only like 8 or 9 people, this is chaotic

You're not OP, anyway i had 29 points and they had 30 last turn yet they gained like 15 fucking points not to mention i specifiend kill china which meant all 29 should have gone towards that, OP didn't do it and gave them a shitload of overhead they didn't have

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I AM STILL HERE

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lol its taking you an entire game to defeat a bunch of savages I feel so bad watching this go down

Fast please, sorry for rush but i want to do 1 more roll before sleep

is there a US version of the game?

I'm gon get my dik succd tomorrow

Retake Norway and spill into sweden

I know, next game i'm joining an alliance that doesn't fall apart and works together.

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Yes
A really good one in fact

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No leave ceding.

Reduce points to zero due to loss of Norway, but we will take it back!

TAKE CHINA BACK

Take over Turkey.

Attack denmark
cede germany to luxem
not leaving yet so not leaveceding

Spain and Portugal

congrats dude

Take back Saudi Arabia and Yemen/Oman.

If you take the fuck out of my India i will cede Pakistan to him.

Attack Reichswehr

Reconquer the Scandinavian lands of Denmark and spill to Norway, spill of that goes to Iceland, then Germany

Shit I forgot, take the rest of France too

Crap, got killed

GG Luxemburg

No bonus for you

Reconquer all lost territory

Retake Norway and spill into sweden (Replay)

If op doesnt let me cede, attack germany and defend from russians for the bonus

KILL XIANG BY ALL MEANS

You put up a good fight bro, thanks for playing
GG

PALI

My escape plane to Argentina is here. Sieg heil.