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Holm is a meme, Correia literally lost focus with that little display
Next fighter should just sit there waiting for Holm to attack (which doesn't happen)

Schaub

smug brazilians getting heemed is my fav

KO

>Don't respect her.
Serra Longo tier cornering

Can someone please link the Chiesa/Lee promo video?? I can't find it anywhere and I've searched on YouTube, Twitter, and Google Videos. It just played during today's card and I've definitely seen it before as well but I can't find it and it's driving me mad!

too fucking funny, honestly

beautiful kick desu, webm pls i want to see bethe lose consciousness again

>this ones for you brothas

What did she mean by this?

>dont hespect her
>gets KOd
topkek

>feeling good about keking one of the most nonathletic fighters I've ever seen
>said pig is actually a top 10 fighter
WMMA

I'm just gonna go ahead and post in this thread because of OP's webm

Wasn't willing to wake up for the start of the card but caught the main event, was the rest of it as shit as the results imply and as everyone expected?

WE HAVE 16 CHAMPIONS
congrats fellas

Early stoppage

HUE HUE HUEZzzzzzz

WHITES WIN

Prelims good
Main card shit but RDA fight is OK if you're interested in him at WW

Live by the meme, Die by the meme.

14/88 WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

kek

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HAHAHAHAHAH

>Betche

How is she even real.

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS??? MORE HOLLY HEADLINING CARDS!

You know, she had a chance to finish GDR in the same fashion when she rocked her with a kick but instead chose to engage in a clinch right after.

look at the op

Did he beat the shit out of Saffiedine?

Thought there might even be more than that, mismatch-heavy card

really obvious picks desu, im surprisingly there weren't more winners, probably due to faith to gomi

ronda rousey headkick, that's what they should call it even when other fighters do it

sort of

The sharpest mind in MMA

time for gym
till the next time boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This. He went to stop it immediately after the kick without waiting for any GNP. They need to teach judges to let women fight until the fight has actually concluded.

>THE CITY OF MMA

holy fuck my sides

CUNT WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
Nah he beat him but it wasn't beat the shit, close fight and he showed a good skillset, but looked a little slower maybe. I think he looked small for WW too

Hail Victory senpai.
By hook or by crook, we will retake Constantinople

FUCKING COVINGTON

LET IT RIDE UP YOU SLUT

Shit...

oh fuck, I've gotten used to OP webms being the same old sperg shit, didn't notice

>first the showboating
>then the kick
>then her arm reaching for the ref

Haha ayy lmao

Holly's body kicks in the early round really set up that head kick.

Look how Buttche tried to defend the body instead of the head.

A win is a win.

Schaub bless for taking picks. Always adds something to the event.

Were the prelims good?

First for my girl

colby covington is the GOAT wrestlefucker

tbf I didn't notice at first either kek

does that guy that posts the picture of the filipino girl and asks if you would date her still post on heem?

very, much unlike the main card

HEEM

THIS HAHA

A thousand times better than the main card.

He fought in the honor of one Matthew Hughes tonight.

Hues getting utterly decimated is my fucking fetish god damn

Imagine paying for that

>that vomit inducing amount of makeup
Why are women so insecure?

What about Karolina buddeh ?

>Schaub shitposting is only in the other shitty thread

wewlad

damn, i forgot about him. he definitely missed the last couple cards i think but not more than 2 or 3 weeks tho

yay!

TOGETHER!!!
WE CAN BEAT CTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

joanna isn't THAT bad for a 400 year old vampire
that iranian girl from let the right one in used to be cuter though

Mma media is controlled opposition they are mouthpieces for Dana

State of that main event though.
State of the incoming media/marketing push too that Holly is back after beating bloody Betche
But mostly, state of the main event. Seriously bloody hell that was dire.

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Betche: *yea, I'm okay*

Imagine wasting a week of free Fight Pass on that!

Now send your energy to Serge KOvalev the GREAT WHITE HOPE

the joke about F level athletes isn't a joke with this woman

Ok time to rate this card.

I give it 5/10. Some prelimis were ok and we got a meme finish for main event. But the rest was really damn boring.

LOL she got turned into a fucking sack of potatoes with that left hand

smug cunt

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>Now send your energy to Serge KOvalev the GREAT WHITE HOPE

Are you a black american or something?

wow that's literally pathetic

APOLOGIZE

look at holly's body control during this kick. its like kyrie irving adjusting a layup

That was a sweet question mark kick.

Worst end to the card possible would've rather seen holly win a split so she could never headline again

kyrie's shoe deal is worth more than the entire reebok deal

i think he's just a brain damaged dork desu

thats just the problem in general with ''journalists'' and media in sports too afraid to say what they realy think because of muh backlash

Yeah the kick was great desu, not sure if it makes up for 12 minutes of nothing but I'll take it

kek

good joke but its technically incorrect

Correia looks flat footed and slow in ops webm.

The UFC also controls who they let into the press conferences. So most guys like Lole are major ufc shills.

THAT PUNCH and collapse
omfg i'm dying

god damn couldnt even tell it was a question mark kick from the webm in op, clean as fuck

its funny because I dont even know who that is

>What you gonna do, kick me?
t.kicked woman

what a godawful main card

LEAF mma yesterday was better.

F***ING LEAF!

>goddard catching the second gnp shot

based

After they yanked Helwani's press credentials he openly admitted to running interview questions through Dana White. They're not on the take but it's close.

you have to go back cumskin

heeminder

where can i find the total strikes thrown per round in that bethe vs holm fight?

he didnt even catch it. she just punched her thigh kek

Nice catch

He's a good lad. Got to thank him for telling them to bloody do something to

She just forgot everything she knew about accounting

Everyone ready for Holm to headline another card?

Helwani was literally employed by the UFC for a while.

I didn't even see that, the GOAT ref

>1.82
yeah real good heeminder you idiot