Politically Themed Haikus

>I got arrested for owning a knife
>Muhammad fucked my wife
>You guessed it right, I'm European for life.

What the fuck do you think a haiku is?

A three lined poem. What do you think it is?

Your Haikus are shit
If you don't know how it's done
Go suck on a dick

first line needs 5 syllables, second 7, third 5

usually about nature and shit

Faggot.

This. It's not just about the line count you ignorant niggers.

This is the closest to haiku ITT.
Fucked up though

>He checked
Dumbass

That's not how haikus go OP, they go like this

A massive faggot
Not knowing how haikus work
His name is OP

>They say Aussies or ice niggers are the shitposting kings
>We invented the means to even be able to shitpost

USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

Pig taint in blender
Paint Mohammad red with it
Happy Ramadan

a young boy's screams echo
crescent moon over dark water
sex emergency

Start a haikue thread

No clue what a haiku is

Dumb OP faggot

I'm can't into poet
But at least I have muh gun
How do I haiku

Go to join EU
Seek fiscal prosperity
Only get shitskins

>A crook, kike, and Trump
>Meme magic controls it all
>Sup Forums is the true Jew

Using meme magic
I want to summon a nip
To write a haiku

Brexit will happen
Sadiq just became PM
Great Britain votes stay

Dumb westerns being more strict about japanese poetry rules than Japanese themselves.
You are the definition of pseudo-intellectuals.

Modern haiku is much more flexible.

A volley of red
mudslimes falls on the ground
A bullet is stuck in a tree

You piss me off Jew
I wish a muslim would shoot
Your fucking capit-

December seventh
Cool wind over Pearl Harbor
A nip in the air

waddap it's that boi
oh shit waddap it's dat boi
it's dat boi oh shit

strange girl in trump hat
everything a man could want
including a penis

how is it fucked up?

I read 5-7-5