Hillary and her crew come over to you and she wants to shake your hand, what do you do?

Hillary and her crew come over to you and she wants to shake your hand, what do you do?

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How much of a crew? Are there security around?

Kill

Shake her hand and stare her down so that she remembers our side of the bargain.

"Thank you for your hard work, Madame President."

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Shake her hand. If you are a middle class peasant she probably won't care if you refused, but still.

lol, making deals with the devil again Cohen?

Shake her until she shatters

"I think you're a sociopath. I fear you more than I fear Trump."

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Fart on her hand.

"I'm not a plumber, I don't touch shit."

id rather not have my life force sucked out, thank you very much

this

die a hero's death

Well I really wanna eat that pussy though so...

Shake her hand very firmly and then crush it.

spit in my hand

Laugh loud in her face.

Crush her hand.

Firmly shake her hand and pull her in for a kiss.

Handcuff her.

>Hillary approaches, she's already too close
>Pull out my standard issue concealed tactical machete
>Scream "ALLAHU AKBAR" as loud as I can
>Go all out on her knowing that I wont survive
>Kill her in a single swing to the neck effectively beheading her, just like my cousin taught me
>Hear gunshots, this is my end
>Use my very last breath to say "the jews made me do it"
>Calmly pass into the abyss

I bet most of you would be so awkward infront of her
like falling over and sweating and all sorts

Tell her I think she's a terrible person, a pathological liar, a traitor and a fundamental corruption of the concept of a "public servant" and politely refuse to shake her hand.

The better question is why am I even in vague proximity to her? I would never knowingly travel withing several hundred meters of such concentrated evil.

poop hand obviously

Shake her hand like a normal person

She's a woman I disagree with and maybe even a criminal, but not beneath basic dignity

Shake her hand... Not like any of you fags would do any different although you would like to think you would.

firm hand shake, look her in the eye, and get my job

>women in 2016
>dignity

ejaculate and begin farting

put on pants

Nah I'd be reservedly friendly to her, she's not quite as antiwhite as McAfee or Bernie

Look her right in the eyes while firmly grasping her hand and say, "you're a failure.". Then walk away never to be seen again.

"I had twelve different jobs when I was younger and that technique never failed me."

#JustBoomerThings

put my hands in my pockets and stare at her blankly

tell her that my father died in benghazi

Go to shake her hand then jab her in the front bum at the last minute.

"Would rather shake Bill's hand DESU"

homosexual

>Implying we wouldn't go on a trip to loli-island.

Shake hand after smearing poopoo and then tell her to vote for Trump

ask for money

>A I R B R U S H
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Uh, do I have to?

Make a wrinkled face as though I smelled something awful right when the camera flashes, doing anything more overt would be too obvious.

punch her in the sarcophagus and blow my anti-rape whistle

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Pic related and ask about Bill.

*teleports behind you*

>Hillary and her crew come over to you and she wants to shake your hand

Silly Brit. You fundamentally misunderstand this woman if you think she would EVER go out of her way to fraternize with the rabble.

I would think


>Holy shit I am literally within the distance of hitting all 20 of my CCW shots

Then shake her hand, make eye contact, and walk away into the night.

oh jew

Look at this. When Hillary walks in parades, she has her security guards hold a rope around her on all sides to keep the rabble from getting too friendly with her. You really think she would want to have physical contact with someone who makes less than $10 million per year?

Activate twist grip and initiate one-handed mantis attack. Little does she know all women have a secret pressure point on their wrists that can instantly kill them or instantly produce a sexy wet pussy orgasm look it up

Shake her hand. Then squeeze her hand and roll her knuckles until she screams

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

CRUZBTFO

>next day your body is found in a trashbag

"I'm sorry, I don't consort with criminals."

Throw water on her.

Requesting picture of US Marine shaking hands with Hillary and crossing his fingers to show it was forced

I release the kill switch

kick her in the cunt to activate snuke

Try to ignore her and keep my distance. I don't want to be a political photo op for her but I don't wanna be on the News either.

#NEVERHILLARY

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TPBP

>AGAINST HER

HATE HER

Poor Hillary, even your woman card cannot save you.

RAPE

IT'S A CLINTON FAMILY TRADITION

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A pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lewenski.

1. Shit myself.
2. Quickly wipe my right hand down my asscrack
3. Look her square in the eye as she commences the grip&grin.
4. Don't look down at my hand until after we have a girm wet slimy grip.
>totally worth an afternoon of shitting yourself for that perfect moment

>Sorry, Ma'am. My vote is going to Jeb Bush. That's the kind of guy I want running the country. I'm a #Guachead for life.

>implying anything negative won't land you in gitmo

I turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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Shake the hand. Do not let go of the hand. Ask her about Benghazi. Ask about her emails. Ask how she could cope as president with such events plaguing her.

There is no escape from her doom at the hands of the media that are now circling us. They capture the terror on her face as she tries to, fumbles to provide an answer.

I then go to a Trump rally and demand a front row seat at his inauguration.