/brit/

Maid Edition

Sara

noshing on some clappit manch an some wee battles o watter

have a 6 inch penis which condom do I buy

what type of pastry should I get for brekkie tommorrow?

lads in a dilemma

>have a friend abroad
>they say i can visit them and we can go to a musical festiavl together over there
>i say cool buy me tickets
>they buy it me and send to it to me
>they say 1 months before im meant to arrive that I can't stay with them
>basically puts a hole in my plan so i had to shorten my trip and missed the festival
>Tell them then to sell the ticket (the ticket was resellable and there was like 2 months before the festival was starting)
>they said ok

....few months pass

>they're asking me for money for the ticket

should i pay them? or not??

Never even knew there was such thing as a "small" sized condom

Be honest on an anonymous website lads, how many of you require small condoms? I'm guessing it's 5 inches or under

babestation

Pan Au Chocolate

Depends how thick it is

they roll out to any length

#coyg

children's

Business idea: type in a regional dialect and then pretend it's a minority language and get money off the government to preserve it

this other swede is a normie deano

it's not the length it's the thickness

if it's not tight enough around you dick it will just slip right off

I'd say anything under 5 inches in girth would need a smaller size

I'm 6+ but i prefer smaller condoms because i've got a bit of a pencil dick and other johnnies sort of come off after sex.

that said i just fuck raw most of the time. tend to lose my 'rection when a girl asks me to put on a johhny.

the average dick size is actually 4.7inches

you'd know nonce bastard

My heart is yearning
But Paris is burning
Paris is burning all night long
My heart is dreaming
But Paris is screaming
Paris is screaming all night long

if you've got a small dick then show it then I'll show my huge one and you can worship it

Small condoms are more for pencil dicks than short dicks lad

>people who go to bed at like 01:00 with work the next day

how

Why can't you just show your big dick now

nice knoblet propaganda

You can get free condoms from your GP or local STI clinic

But as long as you arent hardup for cash I really recommend buying a variety of brands and sizes - the difference between a wellfitting condom and a just 'okay' one is enormous.

Buy 2-3 brands in a couple of different sizes and try em out next time you wank
it will help you get used to how to put them on and how they feel as well

maybe if you're averaging it out with little chinese willies but the average size in britain is between 5.5-6 inches

being sleep deprived.

No, you asked them to sell the ticket because they made your plans impossible to go through
They're cheeky for asking for the money

Your friend fucked you. Now it's your turn to do the fucking

Niggerpaki

Why can't you stay with them now?

tiny brit willies

I go to bed at like 3am with work the next day

>talking about willies

bit gay this thread

alarm clock mate

>tfw you will never deflower Sara on her bat mitzvah
>tfw you will never have two intelligent, shekel-amassing children with Sara
>tfw you will never return to the motherland, Yisrael, with Sara, and make her wear sunhats and veils to protect her pale judeo-scottish skin from the scorching Jerusalem sun
>tfw you will never sneak into Gaza with Sara, redpilling her of the animosity of muslims and the superiority of Jews such as herself
>tfw you will never found a communist kibbutz with Sara, procreating bountily to populate a whole autonomous society based on equality and compassion
>tfw you will never lose Sara in a crowd of tacky Russian Jews, only to find her in a dark, cool alleyway, raped and murdered by a Palestinian as the cackle of tourists fill your ears

>tfw i got free condoms handed out by some std thing at uni and decided to have a wank with one just to see what it was like but then found the condom was too small for my dick
>tfw i tore my inflatable lovedoll trying to get my dick to fit in it's undersized hole
absolute bullshit this is

You are deluded mate

Average for a white male is closer to 6

if you've ever put on a condom and noticed it's not skin tight to your dick at any place you need a smaller size

anyone?

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>the difference between a wellfitting condom and a just 'okay' one is enormous.

this
once i found out i need magnums i stopped hating wearing condoms

My car burnin', my weed burnin'
My bitch so bad, you touch her once
She burn you
So much money I burn it
So much money I burn it
So much money I burn it
So much money I burn it

I mean, I could, but I don't want to put anyone off

my willy grows to just under 6" which is fine but floppy it looks like a cocktail sausage
very embarrassing

no, obviously. you asked them to buy it BECAUSE they said you could stay with them

Thanks a lot m8, I'll check out the faraway Tesco super though, don't know where any clinics are

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Only problem I've had with condoms is those durex featherlites or whatever

Could not get it on, every other one seems OK

7x5.5

lads there are fucking catepillars in my bedframe or something

this is my inclination.
what?

>just under 6"
>fine

the state of modern "men"

wish my cock was a bit more girthy 2bh

size means nothing if it doesn't even touch the sides

>having less than 6inches
wew

i take a 2 hour nap when i get home
get back from th' toil at 5:30, eat my dindin, then nap from 6-8pm

very pleasant

Going to drop some truth bombs you probably wont believe

The average size is 5.1 inches according to all modern studies
There is no significant difference in the average across ethnicities or nationalities.

All the studies citing it as being 6+ inches or saying nigs have larger dicks are based on the research of this one now-discredited scientist form the 80s who applied manual biases to the data to fit his weird racist ideas

The BBC is a meme.

>what?

>they say 1 months before im meant to arrive that I can't stay with them
>basically puts a hole in my plan so i had to shorten my trip and missed the festival

Why?

So is it basically confirmed that (((they))) rig YouTube trending section?

JEALOUS

TINY

BRIT

BOIS

I have to wear pic related because it's actually painful to put smaller condoms on
I still don't believe it and think I'm in some Truman Show type thing
The only girl I have slept with has also said I'm the second longest and by far the most girth she's ever had

>have small penis humiliation fetish
>god gave me an average-to-large size penis

woodworm you runt

anime

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Try Ann Summers, theyll have a better selection
less embarassing too
Dont even have a small dick
just curious cause im gay

gets the job done

Bullshit

That means half the population have a dick under 5 inches and that simply can't be true

got a 5.4 inch willy and I aint afraid to say it

Stop bragging you giant-dicked bastard

everyone knows BBC is a meme

the only time you see BBCs are in porn and all the white porn actors are exactly tiny are they

must be hard on average black blokes with 5 inch willies who always get a sigh of disappointment on dropping their kecks

so i was going to stay in one city in a hotel for a while then go stay with them until the festival and then go down with them before going home.

so basically they said i couldn't stay with them (after initially saying i could), so i said well then i can't go to the festival.

so i shortened my trip to just the segment of visiting that city.

amerigan here, AMA :DDD

Size? x

sara looks like a stalinist commissar there

when will you be leaving

>not having a foreskin
oh dear oh dear

>so basically they said i couldn't stay with them (after initially saying i could)

Yes, I understand. But why did they say this?

a japanese guy once spent hours telling me how white girls are racist and imagine he must have a tiny cock
didn't stop him taking home a new girl every single week

How my ptoject with the Spanish autist girl went

>Three of us go into room to do group project
>One small and one large sub-project
>I suggest we divide up so two people do the larger project and one person does the smaller one
>Our colleague (her friend out of work, as well) suggests she does the small one and we can work together
>She winks at me and she has a laugh and the Spanish goes red as a beetroot
>We go into the other room to discuss/start on sub-project
>Flirting away
>Getting on fucking great, touching arms and all the tell tale signs etc
>after about 25 mins of pure flirting and shit
>okayletsstart.exe
>Turns out we do not work well together, incredibly frustrating, spend the whole day together annoying each other
>She babbles on and misses the point continually
>She seems to think I don't understand what the manager wants
>I do, she's just making it waaaay more complicated than it needs to be/overthinking it
>Colleague comes in to see how we're doing
>You can feel the tension in the room because of how badly we work together
>Make very little progress
>Passive aggressiveness from her the whole time when I give my opinion

WHEW this did not work out how I wanted.

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you NEED to put your girth size with your length from now on

length means nothing

even if it's a 10 inch pencil if will feel shit for a girl

urm sorry we're talking about willies right now x

How is /GF2017/ coming along lads?

Almost at the half way stage

ur willy is rubbish

imagine having a 5" penis

but I just got here

nah they're striped and thinner

post your own dick

east asians innit

it is true
all the surveys state so

and it make sense - nobody with a small dick is going to spam pictures of it the same way wellendowed chaps do, so you only ever see the big ones

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¿eres un coño o que?

that's what he is supposed to be doing

Sounds like you're not a very good team player user

never measured it

There's no way dicks are commonly as small as 5 inches

Thanks, now I need to figure out a good time to head there where nobody from the dorm or school will be there

dont care

have you heard of the high elves?

Do you like dogs?
guess who else had a dog
HITLER

What about cats?
guess who else liked cats
MUHAMMAD

sargon is a runt

how many dicks have you seen outside porn?