Are Brazilian women as whorey as the look or are they cute and awkward and gf material?

are Brazilian women as whorey as the look or are they cute and awkward and gf material?

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they arent awkward they are pyscho. I lived in Brasil and they are horrible GF material and usually relationships between gringos and brasilieras ends in tragedy

They're soulless vapid sluts. They fuck white gringo men instantly though, so that might be a pros to you.

I thought they all had dicks

I don't know.

that is true but they expect a relaitonship and go crazy when you dont deliver so I find the best situation is secretly gtfo after you are done fucking

That's because you gringos are absolutely retarded when it comes to choosing women, and the girls that are easy with gringos are usually the worst.

This. I need answers now

>he thinks cute and awkward girls aren't the whoriest
lmao

They're loud and slutty

There are all kinds of women here though, some expect something and others don't really expect anything and will avoid anyone that shows interest in commitment.

Generalizing girls based on the nationality only is a pretty stupid thing to do tbqh

This nigga knows what's up

I want a girl that doesn't act like a slut anywhere else other than in bed (preferably with me, but I don't care about relationships, I just want a fwb). How can I find one of those?

that is because we get the hot ones.

Maybe some ugly brasiliera is cool, idk.

I don't need SEX.
I need LOVE.

>we get the hot ones
See, that's why I said you guys are absolutely retarded. Most gringos I see here fuck average to a bit ugly girls (think of something like 5/10) and think they're winning the lottery. Maybe it's because you guys aren't used to our girls and them being exotic and whatnot makes you lower your standards.

You also more than often get fatties and even pseudo-faveladas, which is another stupid thing to do.

The only real chad in this thread.

no I fucked blond European looking ones in the south. They were hot, the Brasilians agreed.

The irony is I no longer really care for white girls and actualy wish I fucked the easier exotic ones.

You probably never touched a woman who isn't your own mother.

Whores with inflated egos
even the ugly ones thinks they are princesses

You're an exception them, most of them go for lower class brown uglos

>no I fucked blond European looking ones in the south.

LARPing faggot detected. Not only a few South Brazilians are blond, most of them are fat.

>ouiaboo
Dropped

>Bolsonaro for President
She's waifu material m8.

lol, you made bro because you cant fuck one. I lived in POA. Not only were they blonde or red haired but they were fucking hot.

I wish I did. Not the ugly ones but there are some hot mixed girls. I missed my chance. I know pretty much only get with Indian or black chicks

*Cringes*

>POA
>blond or red haired

You went to the wrong state, dumbass. It's Santa Catarina that has Germans, here in Rio Grande do Sul we're Portuguese ancestry.

>here in Rio Grande do Sul we're Portuguese ancestry.
*Spanish and Amerindian, stupid nigger. Gtfo my state.

No doubt I was. POA while nice is no Floripa. The beavces in RS. It becomes more German in rural areas.

I should have went to Salvador or the NE though. Like I said I find all women attractive but I enjoy darker skinned ones a lot more.

Brazilian women are fucking whores. Trust me dude, they are fucking whores. You can date them just know they have made out with a 100 random dudes, sucked a load of cock, and taken miles of dick.

are you okay buddy?
is there something you want to talk about?

n-nao, o-obrigado

It's actually pretty surprising the amount of people who have Amerindian features around here.

Are you a CHI?

>you'll never chill with a brazilian qt on an empty beach looking at the sunset while drinking coconut water

life ain't wort living

dont know what a CHI is?

ive been to both Portugal and Brasil. Portugal is way better

>tfw no portuguese gf

foreign exchange student was akward and shy but she wasn't very attractive

pick one. you can't have your cake and eat it too

there are a lot of sexy girls down here in the South.
'most of them are fat' isn't correct, but will be in the future.

wait what
I thought that was a world wide phenomena

it is. I am just letting gingos know it isnt like they are going to throw themselves at you if they think it wont go anywhere, unless they are getting something. it is like this everyone but Sup Forums is full of neets who dont get this and think Brasil is sex island

did you meet her at jiu jitsu, lad?
i met mine there. my heart is still broken.

Mexican. White Americans are of Northern European ancestry, so people from Porto Alegre would be considered swarthy or woggish by a White American.

Porto Alegre is fat feminist heaven.

You're probably just insecure because you fell for the "everything in South Brazil is perfect" meme, which as soon i learned English, i realized it was the most retarded meme ever invented.

God forbid if I had to ever set foot in Porto Alegre
I live in Floripa

No, I am not Mexican. I am white, and told very aryan looking.

Most people form POA are kinda argentinian lkooking, olive skinned, black hair, brown eyed. There is still a good chunk of blondes and redheads. Everyone there would go crazy over them

foreign exchange student from Sao Paulo. I exaggerated her being a whore, but falling in love with a girl from Brazil sucks ass, fuck American women but also fuck the distance.

>tfw emotions are gay

Brazilian women are really, really, really low.

Did I say low?

They're also obsessed with gringos, so you'll never know if she likes you or if she likes your passport.

So if I go to Brazil, no girls will actually want me, they'll just want a greencard?
;-;

Whats the issue here?

>go to Brazil
>sexy women with loose morals
>literally crave foreigner dick
>say "oi gatinha, qual e a boa?"
>have thicc Brazilian bunda in your face
>leave after getting your balls drained numerous times
>go back on Sup Forums knowing you came in these Brazilian poster's women

I just want a nice and loyal gf

then don't look in Brazil

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greencard

Why would they want to go to the US though?

Maybe it's because they see american movies and think it's great over there, maybe it's because it has a better quality of life than brazil and the US economy isnt nearly as fucked as ours. Anyway whatever the reason may be I've met girls that are obsessed with america and would kill to get a greencard .

I was under the impression most South Americans hated us because of all the wars/revolutions/puppets we funded but alright.

Because Brasil is a shit hole. Great to visit and party in, terrible to live in. US sucks but compared to Brasil it is heaven on Earth.

Not really. Maybe among hardcore leftist types but most brasilians dont care and like American culture. They loved the american government under Obama. Maybe under trump

i just want camila queiroz

sim

Nah, this country is full of self haters who would do anything to move elsewhere. Just one example, the brazilian youtube has several of these videos where expats compare the prices of products in the USA to Brazil, and ramble about how shit we are for food items being more expensive while our wage is 5 times less. The comment section is pure cancer.

youtu.be/zWWH5tA-LqI

They only want a visa and citizenship and then they leave you.

my ex was a brazilian from minas gerais, and was getting men from every country to get to USA.

>Fiesta
Literally walmart for wetbacks. That's why everything is so cheap. Also most of the food he looks at is unhealthy trash.

Could you greentext the full story?

I'm not good with green text but I will try...
>last year visit my brother in texas cuz every mexican has family in the states
>use tinder in mexico central airport on january
>matchalert.mp3
>she looks like a 7/10
>no sex for like 3 months
>why not?
>we start to chat
>two days passed
>the we go on a date
>the pic on the profile don't show she was THICC as trump
>we go to a bar to meet up
>we get drunk
>then she want to stay in my house cuz it was late
>spank that ass
>ram all night
>HNNNNNNNG.jpg
>the next morning she tells me that im the first men that she get here.
>we started to get more dates
>february
>in the mean time she was telling me her story
>in august of 2016 she get a colombian boyfriend to get her out of brazil, then her friends started to date colombians to move
>Then she meet a guy from panama and start to date him
>the guy from panama and her come to mexico for vaccaions (december-january)
>then she dumps him, and try to stay illegal in mex
>that's were I catch up
>just two months of dating and she wants to meet my family because they live in the northern states
>hell no
>she gets mad
>by march she wants to go to the inmigration office to declare that we were a couple and extend his permision in mexico
>start to discuss again
>tell her no
>weeks pass, still get znu znu.
>in april she wants to move to my app cuz inmigrations is looking for her
>"ok, just for a couple of weeks"
>in my app she sees that i have pics whit girl friends and ex's
>she get mad and jelous
>wants to control my life
>I told her to chill that is only my friends and stuff
>one night we get drunk
>I fuck her with out condom
>the next morning she tells me that she will take the E. pill
>she don't
>she moves to a new house in april
>she calls me: "bae I'm pregnant"
>niggawhat.jpg
>start to discuss why she didn't took the pill
>I told her that she can abort
>she said "hell no, gonna be a mama"
>Still discuss with her that I can have a family yet
cont...

Didn't her story seem like a red flag to you at the time?

>I panic
>I use my patriarchy powers to tell her if she have it, I will disapear
>A week passed, May
>she calls me, told me that she need medical attention and want to use my medical insurance
>tell her no, we are not a couple any more
>*salsa dance away from her
>she call again, told me that she's gonna hire a lawyer to sue me
>Panic more
>tell a friend the story, he is a law student
>he told me that first inmigration is going to deport her, so if she wants a paternity test and maintenance she need to keep the process in brazil, and could take years
>still hope
>a week passed
>suddenly I get a notice from a lawyer
>Summon to the court house.pdf
>she get a lawyer to delay inmigration services
>get panic more
>A friend told me to run to other state and keep a low profile
>remember that mexico has a shitty law enforcement
>start packig things and gather money to start in a new place
>starts june
>I was hung over from a party in the mornig and then some one is at the door.
>is her
>freak out a lot
>she wants to talk
>She tells me she withdrew the lawsuit
>she wants an abortion
>relif
>I need to go to the lawyers office to sign the withdrew
>go to the office, see that she has a new companion
>end that shit
>her new lover goes to the bath, I follow
>we met, i speak with him
>he speak english, and a bad spanish
>just tell the guy she is pregnant
>he says that I still miss her
>walk away, not my problem any more
> get drunk of joy

may be, I was just focus on the idea of having a girl of other country.
But sadly many girls of latin america just wants the green card or get a free ride to the border

>most South Americans hated us because of all the wars/revolutions/puppets we funded but alright.

Maybe other Latins do, but Brazilians don't care, for Brazilians it's wealth, money and status first, they don't care about history or whatever. If you come from a prestigious important country like USA, Australia, Germany or Scandinavian countries, girls will want your dick.

I enjoyed this story, nice

You should write a telenovrla hermano

fantastic story senõr gente

are you a wh*tey or are you a mestizo

This. Also Brasil is quite big, I bet you can find every kind of girl

Proof or you're an edgy 12yro

lol what a faggot
;_;

Name of the girl?

Looked everywhere for this girl, the only trace of her I could find was the dead twitter account "@twittymelody"

brazilians are fucking like rabits
isn't your age of consent like 14?

We have a dwindling population. The age of consent is 14 though, and that is nice.

so anybody over 18 can have sex with someone under 18?

when white brazilians will go extinct?

...

Some don't usually the uperclass and really close families who want their daughter to live two minutes away I have heard many stories about guys who moved their Brazillian wives to the USA or uk (even finland) they ended up moving to brazil for the wife's career or family or both.

If you want a good bra waifu you need one who wants to stay in Brazil
Anyhow no new passports are being issued atm so it's not gonna be hard.

>isn't your age of consent like 14
just like in Germany then

Well Trappychan on /fit/ was gf material but she left

But you won't get murdered in german prisons like in brazil when a 15 year old suddenly tells the police you seduced her

ITT: neckbeard basement dwellers virgins arguing about something they know anything about.

Fuck women this hot

It's a spectrum between friendly and slut. They'll lose you or seduce you like pros.

Bravo. Lindo cuento. Me alegra el alma.

whorey, even the ones that seem "cutesy" fall into that plate
also, she's wearing a shirt of a social democratic conservacuck

So long as both are over 14 and consenting, yes.

>are Brazilian women as whorey as the look
yes
>are they cute and awkward and gf material?
no

just like italians, spanish, greek, german, swedish, asian
just like all of 'em

Why can't a girl be friendly slutty?

The only good brazilian females that I know are in my family, and I'm not keen of showing them to gringos.

and if the girls decides to change her mind?

If she makes that clear but you go on anyway it's rape anywhere except Japan.

I'm talking about AFTER you both fucked and she gave consent but then changes her mind.
That's when you get buttfucked in prison

That doesn't happen here. If the police find out the woman lied about a rape claim she gets arrested on spot. I think It might be different for minors but I don't know.

After doesn't count anywhere except sweden.