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Week 8

Sofian to go fuck manlets

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Is Grainne still in it?

Stopped watching this years ago but I'd hang around for screengrabs

Sofiane OUT
Paul OUT
Grainne STEP ON MY BOLLOCKS
Alana SIT ON MY FACE
Fran MARRY ME

>rebecca and fran will never take turns kneeing you in the balls and make you kiss their shoes

FRAN
R
A
N

tfw I can't remember what this week's task is

imagine Rebecca smashing your nads with her chin

Someone post those pics of her with the fist and the tongue, they get my rocks off so bad

Tourism or some shit. I think they're at the London dungeons or Tower of London. I just remember that poof getting back to the house and saying "So no more mister nice guy." and it cuts straight to him gleefully shouting "I'm singing!" in the campest voice he's used.

>Apprentice contestants are apparently selected solely for their looks or personality
>somehow Trishna got on the show
debunked that theory good and proper hehe

London Aquarium. I only remember that because I went there the other week.

Also Madame Tussaud's

>tfw less royal than Danny Dyer
Who /scum/ here?

What a smug fucking face. Almost as bad as Paul

Danny Dyer is such a fucking mong

Pretty sure she is.

>it's a gay man acting sickeningly gay episode

inb4 Karren is a bitch to our girl Alana for no reason

I hate that fat little bitch. Can tell she has no friends IRL and spends her weekends watching TV with her parents imo fammo

tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/the-apprentice-2016/289761-apprentice-2016-jessica-cunninghams-lies-cause-major-row.html
Kicking off

>korter of a million pounds

Best boobs?
Best ass?
Best face?
Best feet?

hype lads
who agrees

>tfw forgot Karthiccc was fired last week

>mfw remembering that Sof is still in the show

last week was shit apart from who got booted out

Alana
Alana
Alana
Alana

need to revise but the flats too cold.
if the fucking either paul or sofiane dont go this week im out

She seems like a right cunt to be desu

>Get back from the reward for winning the task
>Sniff the panties of whichever qt is still in the boardroom while the house is still empty

Savage one, too

>hey baby you into watersports?

Is that black guy still there?

can't even remember

alana
alana
jessica
degenerate

Jessica
Alana
Dunno
No idea

He's the sort of soppy cunt they'll keep around until the interviews and then blow him the absolute fuck out.

him and the indian went last week

JESSICA BOOTY SHORTS

Alright

BBC diversity people on suicide watch I suppose.

...

Who are they kidding with the twenty minutes thing

Looks like she might sag a bit, 2bh

How comes webms don't open on iPhones anymore?

If you go back far enough everyone is practically related

>30 minutes left
time flies

>London Aquarium
>Madame Tussauds

Gee this isn't biased at all

sugar snapped and revealed his power level

Who wins

GUESS RIGHT NOW

>buying the apple jew

Ah yes

Two places owned by the same parent company

KARTHICC RETURNS AFTER A TRIPLE FIRING AND WINS

>JD gone
>Karthik gone
fucking hell. Im going to root for Paul then

...

>Frances' left eye
She's either had a stroke or her fella knocks fuck out of her every week.

Oh shit it the kids party equivalent. Hopefully it'll be a train wreck like last year

is Seralun a manlet?

Dillon's team

Team angry bastard - Paul

we're all ancestors of charlemagne and genghis lad

who #Paultrain

Think you need MX Player

r8 my gf lads

It's my company phone

Whish one's the annoying geordie?

I want her to win now

>It's a Paul episode

>I like working with you

Francis is shagging that bit of rough

YOU JUST KNOW

This and planet earth are the only shows that makes having a TV licence worth it

Buy the webm app, only £4.99 :^)

He's like the guy from Misfits

6.5-7

Hah!
Epic, friend. ;)
Epic meme, friend :)
Ha

Paul gone, confirmed

>THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY >THIS FUCKING GUY

Courtney at least comes up with shit tho

msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/nick-hewer-makes-sensational-claim-about-how-the-apprentice-stars-are-really-fired/ar-AAkEERy

You lads see this?

B A S E D
P A U L

>It's a "Paul undermines his own team" episode

whos the young english guy, either him, paul or grainne will win.

Shagged her last weekend behind a bin, m8. Sorry, lad.

> Dating

That guy is like the virgin piss fetish guy from Misfits

And Strictly ;)

Though I don't pay it anymore

only way sofian, alana or the mudshark faggot stay this week is if they win

>tv producers want the pretty girls and trainwrecks to stay in

Shocking

Was luisa the fittest ever apprentice contestant?

>it's a paul leads his team to a failure within 10 minutes episode

>dem Fran thighs

wew

50% of people have partners?
alana says some stupid shit but shes not bad could see her going the way

Why does she keep saying she enjoys working with him?

fuck off bene

Courtney

>this Frances and Paul flirting
Franfags BTFO

Fucking hell Paul is a mong

Kek this is v accurate lad

Buttering him up for when they inevitably lose

>Producers wanting people who make good TV to stay in the show longer.

What a shocker.

>I really enjoy working with you

What a slag

get on

>Lunchtime in the city

Time for a 9 pound organic veggie panini and a 14 quid cup of coffee

enjoy getting your door kicked in by tv licencing

8/10 if English
6/10 if Italian

Pauls a fucking brick shithouse. If all the candidates were put in a locked cage I am 100% certain he'd be the last man standing.

>tfw great-grandfather was Irish

Who /nigger/ here?

>prosecco

fucking unclassy swines

Christ it's awkward how much she wants his angry knob