80s Sup Forums character that introduced you to the world of fap fap fap fap

>Mine: Pic related

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Traitorous lizard whore why you so sexy

Imagine being Dan Aykroyd...

amazing ass, but faye grant is my V-fu... too bad about her husband tho

>fapping to your waifu
ishyddt

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You are sick user. Lol

Your parents must be proud

>being old enough to fap in the 80s
Old fags need to die already

Seriously....

first 80's babe I ever fapped to is pic related

Well i'm not the kind to kiss'n'tell..

Virginia Madsen is *(still)* a goddess in everything she does.

man, she had such a nice body but that fucking face.

back in my day we had to fap to this.
AND WE LIKED IT JUST FINE

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Oh yeahhhh

nice

i still get half wood when i heard the dallas theme song

>not fapping to Sloth

There is no point to resisting

also anne heche on my mom's fave soap opera
fuck yeah

she was prettier in Prom Night

she was born without female reproductive organs

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I couldn't resist

hay hay

Lmao

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nicole eggert was my first wet dream

we just talked on the steps of my school and held hands...

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Dr. Pavel, I'm horny.

WHO DIS

>was in the sixth grade when V was first televised
>there are other oldfags on Sup Forums during Thankgiving
What the fuck are we doing, guise?

Right in the filename friend

Oh sorry

Thanks

> wtf are we doing guise
Waiting for desert while listening to boring inlaws telling stories

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I'm British, lad. Just a regular Thursday night here. Shitposting as usual.

(help me)

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All of Sonny's many girlfriends.

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SLOTH LOVES SPUNK!!!

ditched my family, because i hate them and they hate me

oldfags = bestfags
Jane Badler was terrifying and attractive.

Indeed, but if you also liked good girls who could kick an ass, allow me to present this item for your consideration.

I M A G I N E
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Look at this nigger thinking he's gonna get out of here HA

Why were women so much better back then?.
Great bodies, more femenine, even more intelligent.

jews put chemicals in the water. women peak when they're too young to be in movies, and age like jizz in a bottle.

i also blame hollywood losing it's creativity and making fun movies where you can showcase women like this

All of it.

>+21
>still on Sup Forums
Kill yourself my man

horror movies are fap central

Colonel Darling? Why yes! I would like to consider that very much!
Allow me to up the ante with a draconian princess.

>no linnea quigley
seriously, you geriatrics are fucking up

Friday the 13th Part 5?

These are literally identical to my gf's tits. It's really bizarre. I'm seriously considering saving the gif to show her

She introduced me to the wonderful world of vore

Shannon Whirry. Found the VHS of Animal Instincts in my dad's VHS drawer and the rest is history

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Fucking lost it when i saw the pasta crawl.

I'm glad you approve, brother user. Remember that episode where Buck, Wilma, and some other hottie are trapped in a sauna-room-of-death? And they gotta crawl thru that tight tube to get out??
Yeah..........good times...

Hey, at least it wasn't Ducky, right?

Fug, meant for

remembering Erin Gray and Lynda Carter

**SS-STOP CHOKING ME I'M NOT REALLY ASUKAAA**
"Who's Asuka?"

Oh by the way, she's describing how while playing a badass colonel, her husband was beating her regularly; at this moment I'm thanking god for my erectile dysfunction because there are some things you can't unboner

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Perfect Jamie Lee Curtis was better than any other Jamie Lee Curtis.

youtube.com/watch?v=_Gg5HsEhgUI

Teri was so very

damn

>mdw that scene

> this generation will never, EVER know what Battle of the Network Stars was or how many poky nips there were

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Wasn't my first because that was to a Jenny Jones show episode on big tittied strippers, but hot conan the destroyer Princess was definitely in maybe like the first ten times.

What happened to todays women?

The 90s

The 80s Gianna Michaels.

kek, and true...poor kids

Fuck off, satan

And for the love of God don't google what she looks like today. She didn't make the same deal with Satan than Chloe Vevrier did.

>And for the love of God don't google
...and off to google i go.....
meh, could've been worse....

Honestly, keeping it real there are women today who are physically superior to the women of the 80s but they really ruin it by their attitudes and lifestyle. I am 38 and I don't really believe in the "women of the 80s were more physically attractive" meme HOWEVER... I think there is a certain *knowing* that they exist to make bundles of cash that is a huge turnoff. Like how all girls try to put themselves out on social media and look like supermodels but most of the time miss and just look like pornstars with their retarded and whorish Wikid Weasel swimsuits (compare that to the old high waisted thongback) and yoga pants. That takes away all the mystery to women today, a lot of the fun too because now I know 90% of what they'd look like naked these days.

Then like I said before they all know what they are doing and are cold and calculated, building their brand and their coterie of dudes they manipulate to sponge off gifts and cash.

At least women in the 80s will give you the courtesy of thinking you were the one, girls today just spread their legs on webcam and 100-1000 guys just wack off to them as they knowingly masturbate for money.

In the 80s, if you saw a girl masturbate it was dirty and filthy and hot and forbidden.

Nobody masturbates to magazines anymore :(

You keep your gizz in a bottle?

I keep my gizz in a cup.

God help me.. Melissa Gilbert.


also EVERY episode of the last season or 2 of Fantasy Island had a wet T-shirt.

and THESE TWO (4) also showed up in BJ and the Bear with wet jigglies.

forgot pic

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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

I am also an oldfag

>God help me.. Melissa Gilbert.
She was smoking hot and tended to wear things that you could x-ray easily.

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Not from a series, but whatever

dat gristlely voice

Flash Gordon had so much sexy spandex I can't watch it without fapping.

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Holy shit, i bought the Flash Gordon BluRay just to see her pussy in HD.

Turns out she wore panties in this dress.