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West Sussex

wow what's this the 3rd OP today with this image? love it, never gets old

anime

met a bird from Jersey earlier
was so close to asking if she knew Mark Harding but didn't have the bottle

babestation

>well user
>whip it out, prove it

there's nothing more humiliating than being sub 6'2

Like the gf, but also want to try sex with other women.

What do I do?

stop making this fucking thread
also the only jew there is a capitalist slag

maids

imagine landing this badly lmao what a melt

5-0 innit
DA PO PO

Is it really? LOL

always obvious when roasties suck in their cheeks.

my little pony porn desu

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aisha and sara are both jewish though

from top left to bottom right
no HELL yes no
no no yes

Giggled

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>those cut scars

hmm.... why do girls do this again?

I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT CLOPPING RELATES TO

no they arent

>when the Japanese economy fell into outright recession, suicides jumped 35% to over 32,000

>the heroin addict look

being a woman is hard

my gf (Aisha) is catholic

Because no one can ever understand them!

mental how much pressure their culture puts on work

comic strip people are the fucking worst. dilbert, garfield, the far side, calvin and hobbes, astrix. etc.... please leave your forty year old salaryman personality beneath the keyboard.

might go do a self harm

aisha is about as catholic as she is irish

love me some vicki fox

might decide to miss the deadline for university admission to binge read vicki fox

probably shouldn't the time i did that for sabrina online i hit like 2005 before i realized it was boring as shit

how many selfies do you lads reckon aisha has taken?

Just pissed in my mouth lads.

Tasted like popcorn. Why is this???

military recruiter saw my cut scars and was about to basically blacklist me but i said that they were scratches from climbing a fence

better flood their country with africans

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Whatever the number is, the vapid whore needs to stop

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me in the middle

imagine finding your son is into clopping and also felt the need to call you to specifically to tell you this

Whilst you're at his granda's house no less

Unironically watching autistic meltdowns
Want me to post the gooduns?

want to suck nutrients and fat suspended in water catered to the needs of a human baby out of aisha's tit hole

its fake
most of them are fake

lolly badcock was a major roastie but it is still a shame that she retired

aisha only takes mirror selfies because her true frontcam appearance upsets her

>tfw you want a fursuit just because you hate your appearance and your house is cold but your parents would infer you're a furry even though you're not you just want to wear a carpet
desu wish i could work up the retard-confidence of that guy. like, i've already maxed out the parental disappointment threshold, i just want my fucking carpet.
(really this is all academic, as to buy a carpet-suit i'd have to pay some furry to build it, and i have no contacts and no interest in giving them money.)

Wonder if hers tasted like popcorn

girl working the register at the pizza place had self harm scars

she's so sexy though
thicc blonde teenager

why would she need to cut?
can understand if some fuggo does but not someone that literally everyone wants to be around

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her right arm is extended

well the front cam distorts your face.

'skibi dibi deep da da dum do'

>why would she need to cut?

Because she's a nutter?

Slap another jumper on ffs.

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state of bb these days

how does that mean shes using a mirror?

front cam is accurate

where can i find more of her content

business idea: start a long-haul airline where every passenger sits in a toilet cubicle and call it "wankair"

she thinks she's a special little snowflake because muh communism and muh irish heritage, she's an 1/8th irish, the fucking celtic scarf in the background

imagine being that much of a cunt

WTF is wrong with the shape of her head?

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FAS

These are kinda younger kids

THEY HAVE AUTISM SERVICE DOGS

>tfw no autism service doggo :(

kek

this aggression more than anything is from her unattainability

mad virgin lol

wish my willy was bigger imho

she took a bunch of blind rear cam pics and found the only one that looked natural

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heheh

shout out to the lad who told me to check out interpol
didn't think much of 'turn on the bright lights at first', but i listened to it again today and it's literally a 10/10 album.
untitled is a god-tier opener
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interpol went shit after antics

lol

has this made the rounds in /brit/ yet? posting anyway

lori buckby

Looks like a fucking dolphin

>tfw you never have autism meltdowns because the depression has sapped all your energy.

"take a picture" by filter is the best song ever

Instantly closed the tab

Get this normie trash outta here

lel, BB is quality tv shite

ie. the thinking man's kink

3 guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50
The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.
The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.
The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.
First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.
Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.
Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.
The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.
First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.
Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.
Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.
The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.

Pt2 coming

any cucklad in?

Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years." Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."
Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:

"Guys, I think I fucked up."

where do these literature and liberal arts people in bongland work like aisha. there seems to be so many of them.

i like it

arogant students like her think they can just walk into a job when they can't because they studied a gay degree rather than a real degree like engineering

why are women so laissez faire about pissing?
i've literally seen them just bend down and piss in lines to get into concerts and stuff.

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Why do you even bother ctrl c + ctrl ving our "é" when you use words such as "cliché"?

there is literally never a punchline good enough for a joke this long winded

wtf i love girls now

theres no lightweight dishware in star trek. every coffee mug to dinner plate looks like it weighs ten pounds though i know its really them forcing some awkward future aesthetic.

major tune alert
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they clean bogs at tesco

alt gr-e produces é

my spellchecker adds it.

clare richards