/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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Penisland

>why yes I am from the south
*fucks my cousin*

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gonna watch gran torino again

Genuinely laughed

what kind of anime is that

It's the based Clint movie where he's a father figure to a gook

I wish my brother married to a dixie girl rather than a fat NEET sp*kane şeet so i could have visited dixieland

>shota

Was he a degenerate leftist when he left Turkey?

Also you can come visit now

visit anyway

conway is the birthplace of 2chan

hiro went to college at UCA, where i went and conway is currently attending

besides, in 5 years who knows what the fuck the state of turkey will be

also if you didnt see it

I dont have several thousand liras lying around to visit america whenever i want, my bro wanted me to visit him like once a year aswelk and i told him the same thing.
Yes he was always a quintessential fat democrat supporter. He looks like a perfect shartmart.
Think of the manchildren that watch game grumps.

I did saw that thank you :)
Btw i am running to taiwan if this cunt bites the dust, far far away from family, kurds, turks, armos and sjw's

I didn't mean now. Just if you ever get the chance.

I wouldn't mind visiting Turkey but I don't like cities and I don't know what else there is. Also I don't speak Ork

just convince him to visit the south

his pork princess might be prejudiced, but you could sell it to him as a visit to the most culturally unique region of the US

There is a bunch of ancient greek/hittite cities you can visit.
Also comfy mountains, mountain temples and almost desolate tiny islands.
>I cant speak ork
Most young people know enough english to atleast tell you which way you neef to go

He ate the yankee pill unfortuanetly
Thinks the south is just a bunch of redneck cousinfuckers who support trump and want guns.
In every american politics discussion i have with him i end up more pro libertarian and pro south while he is full yankee democrat

>Thinks the south is just a bunch of redneck cousinfuckers who support trump and want guns.
I mean he's not wrong

Im gonna learn how to use the violin and sing duxielamd whilst shouting at his wedding just to look like "that guy"

I mean, yeah he is right
He is a sjw is what i am getting at, i dont think i can convince him to go south.
He looks more forward to visit canada

>dixieland
Stupid fucking phone

that'd be the west coast slut

tbqh, northwestern hipsters are the most insufferable people in the US

just keep using historic truths of the war of northern aggression to shut his ass down, remind him the south is a broken shithole because the yankees kept it that way

>he looks more forward to visit canada

honor killings suddenly make sense to me

>duxielamd
lel

>northwestern hipsters are the most insufferable people in the US
They're even worse than Californians somehow

>reading something about ritual suicide
>got confused when it didn't say sudoku
fuck

Doesnt matter, he always just goes
>muh slavery
>muh guns should be regulated
>muh universal healthcare
>muh raycism
Like any well trained yankee dog

>muh raycism
They're more racist than we are lel, no one gives a shit so long as the blacks act like civilized people

californians cant even stand them

and at least californians do their own thing and are genuinely fucking productive at it, the pacific northwest is just a bleak cultural wasteland of shitty tattoos, thick rimmed glasses, and bad dye jobs

commit sudoku

thats when you hit him with illogical emotional fallacies about history
>of course they owned slaves o brother of mine
>thats not the point
>how about you acknowledge your privilege from the ottoman slave trade o brother of mine
>and if we turks can move past it
>so can they o brother of mine

unironically this

My boy.

I find it funny how he thinks racism is bad when he lives in the high castle of racism that is turkey where its part of our culture to hate everyone else

I went to the bar for one beer, I came back at 3 AM drunk as fuck instead. ama

its been a long time

>my first godzilla was on scifi at 930 on a saturday when i was 8
>it was amazing

How did you get to and from?

You should eat some kebabs

>turkish_kebab_merchant.jpg

what were you drinking

AND

who were you drinking with

Why did Russia down the plane with your leadership on it

He lives in one of the most segregated cities in the US and I'm 100% certain that he patronizes black people for not achieving as much because the white man keeps them down. It's almost as though they think that blacks aren't fully human and don't have any agency and don't have any lives beyond what the white man does to them

Fuck I hate liberals so much

I live next to the bar
I was tempted, but I'm full already, had lots for dinner and I don't feel good when I overeat

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R Lee Ermy is going to die soon

I dont think i can hit him with hard political and historical facts when just last month i had to explain what communiam is and its bad.
Atleast it was i who lectured him since that made him slightly more pro capitalism but still.

Btw he still lives here, gonna go to merica in a couple of months

beers and shots (vodka with lemon juice, cherry vodka with chocolate liquor)
few friends I know since high school
they didn't though

Why its bad*

You sure, you might NEVER get to eat a keban once you return ~~~~

>Btw he still lives here, gonna go to merica in a couple of months
lel

You should mercy kill him before he gets corrupted by hipsters

Hey blog.

I got bullied for not being able to say blue today.

Thanks.

i fucking love that guy
youtube.com/watch?v=u5NfWgSXIf4

>tfw its somehow hard to understand the concept that the US was a coalition of sovereign states working together and that it was always understood a state could leave but never written down which is why they never took the secession argument to the SCOTUS because they might've won

lotta sugar, drink some water senpai you'll get a hangover

>I got bullied for not being able to say blue today.

storytiem

I eat too many kebabs already dude, I need to start eating healthy. I had one four days ago if thats any consolation. motherfucker was like 40 cm long and made by ethnic Turk

>I got bullied for not being able to say blue today.
vocaroo?

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>the finest military movies ever made

never had a kebab

there is no middle eastern food in arkansas as far as i know

>there is no middle eastern food in arkansas as far as i know
There's a Syrian restaurant in Rogers iirc

He will probably die from obesity anyway i will atleast let him have his finest hour

Pfft this is the guy giving me advice
Fucking Blue boy

Have lahmacun then, or etli ekmek or whatever the fuck alamacis sell there.
My cunt needs ur money
Also drink light soup that always helps with me

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>rogers

thats 3 hours away

you should definitely try it when you get the chance. as far as junk food goes, kebabs with spicy sauce are god tier

>Conference call to some Washingtonians who wants to buy some gas equipment
>Somehow we get into some colors
>Yeah it's bloo
>Someone says "You mean blue, right"?
>They start laughing and teasing me
fuck washington and fuck northern "accents"

Suck it up negro

I go up there in the summer sometimes

>>Yeah it's bloo
>>Someone says "You mean blue, right"?
How are you supposed to say it?

Scheidenfreude

>kebabs
>the south

gonna be hard

theres like 4 fish joints and 3 bbq places within 10 miles, but nothing but mexican and chinese food otherwise

>both italian restaurants shut down in the last two years
fucking ridiculous, i worked at the second one after the first shut down and there was no fucking reason they should'nt have picked up the latent business from the first closing and made bank

if im gonna make a road trip for some food, im gonna go down to louisiana during crawdad season and eating them spicy lil mudbugs til i shit fire

...wtf thats how you say blue, its pronounced "bloo"

I'm already home in my underwear, next time. and I'm drinking water, don't have any soup unfortunately

No, I go up there for other things. I eat there when I go tho

…huh? We need some IPA or something, I want to know how they said it vs. how you say it.

blu/bloe if you're a yankee apparently

Drinking tea usually helps aswell especially if you drink it with sugar

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>bloe
what

>bloe

faggots, all of them

ayy penman

how are yoy this evening

now I'm envious, I wish we had american style bbq places in poland. can't have eveything I guess

Is arbys hamburgers fucking tiny there too?

They serve hamburgers?

I'll move to Poland and open up a bbq place

I'm alright, you?
Unless the menu's different in Turkey, they don't serve hamburgers. Hamburgers have patties made of ground meat on them. Arby's serves roast beef sandwiches.

I have no idea, I thought most of them said it like "blu" or something.
bloo as in [u], vs blu as in [y] I guess? I can't into IPA.

its all texas/memphis style

or arkansas style, which is a fusion of the two but less sweet

on the other hand you have dank pierogis

>burgers
they just do roast beef sammiches here senpai

ill work in that bbq place

doing excellent

had some nice anchovy pizza for dinner and now its beer time

We call all american sandwiches hamburgerd here except for subway
The menu is mostly similar from what i know

Open one here instead
There is like 2-3 american bbq places here but they are expensive as fuck and i dont know if any of em are legit

[y] doesn't even exist in English, that's some French shit.
Nice, what beer?

>or arkansas style, which is a fusion of the two but less sweet
It's like Memphis but with beef too

>ill work in that bbq place
I feel like it would make a decent amount of money there

Oh. Arby's sandwiches are about the size of a McDick's burger

I'd open one in Turkey. They really aren't that expensive if it's family run. idk where I'd get the meat tho

it would be nice to have places with every kind of cuisines in my city, but on the other hand trying different foods is one of the best drives for travels imo. one day I'll eat it
theres already an australian running a burger place in my city. biggest one has 400g (almost a pound) of meat in it. thats some true freedom right there

They are like half the size of a bigmac here yet tbey still cost 20 liras.
No wonder they keep almost going bankrupt

I might be crucified, but I like Cajun food more than Texmex not by much though

Is the plural of hamburger 'hamburgerlar' or something? I'm going to shit myself if it is.

Btw turkeys whole economy is based on agriculture so you wont have much of a hard time.
We even sell a fuckton of pork to yuropoors

Very close
Its hamburgerler

>They are like half the size of a bigmac here
I was talking about the single patty ones

>We even sell a fuckton of pork to yuropoors
Do they check for worms and shit?

Don't really like TexMex either

rolling rock

pouring 2 in a big mug and drinking fast

i feel the warp overtaking me

i know for a fact the poles would go apeshit for pulled pork

Ofc hans is very picky about it
We sell the shit ones to russia they will buy fucking anything

>you now know that McDonald's' marketing department is full of Turks

I know that the bbq places in my town just buy from a farmer they know so they don't worry about it. I wouldn't know anyone there so that would suck

>pot calling kettle Black
You realize turkey actually has rampant incest, right? Unlike Dixie which i s just memes from a century ago.

I want pics of ur soiled pants btw

Ofc i know, we also have rampant pedophilia and rape :3
Even genital mutilation at east

I didnt got the joke

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Fucking blue boy :)))))

One of the mascots for McDonald's here is the Hamburglar

Oh yeah
They got rid of those here when i was very little

Also child marriage.
Forgot that one

why is turkey such a third world shithole?

Shut the fuck up blue boy

because they deserve it for destroying byzantium

makes sense

Anatolshits,kurds and arab rapebabies
There is your answer

Byzantium was shit too
They died under the weight of their own ineptitude and hedonism, we just hit the final blow

>They died under the weight of their own ineptitude and hedonism, we just hit the final blow

i know

it just hurts so much

>1500 years of roman continuity
>destroyed by effeminate men

Its 5 am now i am going to sleep.
Hope ARseDOGCUNT and his followers are culled by the time i wake up

Goodnight turkbud

>he doesn't do a dymaxion or at the very least everyman sleep cycle
good night plebian

No but i fack your madir everynight before i sleep

Good on you, bud.

When are we going to bring Latin back buds