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MAD Magazine 'doras edition

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bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40438207
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no response from the tis. think i fucked it

nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Woman-Accused-of-Having-Sex-With-11-Year-Old-Getting-Pregnant-431330233.html

wish this happened to me x

babestation

anime

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Seriously starting to hate you and your work now

I'm not a virgin, I've just entered a massive dry patch after initial success.

Attached is a rough graph of my dates/year. I have no idea what happened, maybe my standards went up or I've become retarded. Maybe taking a break fucked things up.

seeing that trap made me want to wank

post vintage /brit/ memes that are all but forgotten

>sissy brit comb boy
youtube.com/watch?v=WcmwPMkoReY

Was anybody upon here in the threads shown?

someone thought this was a good idea

why type of person would get this put on their car

no id rather not entertain old nonce videos

>Seriously starting to hate you and your work now

unironically me

I C Mee

What is that with that fella? The one with hair

What's the problem?

THE END IS NIGH

REPENT YOUR SINS
REPENT YOUR SINS
REPENT YOUR SINS

SEPTEMBER 23 IS THE DAY OF ARMAGEDDON

REVELATION IS RIGHT

THE CONSTELLATIONS WILL ALIGN AND THE WORLD WILL END

LADS I LOVE YOU, IT WAS FUN

coincidence that all anime girls look like 7 year olds?

rate my waifu

jimmy saville was the king of nonces and literally everyone knew it.

stealth poll strawpoll.me/13311132

Man face

they all look 18 to me...

gf just broke up with me

stmackenzies.com/becky-roberts/

Nonce twat

no just gl human face

>Americans

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40438207

fake news

BLACKED

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

THE UTTER STATE OF AMERICANS

>get gf
>she leaves you and gets knocked up with jamal

Clare Richards was on babestation
Honestly, what a women she is

Ha! Look how whipped you are, m8. You put that pussy on a pedestal. No wonder she left

>and you buy me so much
beta

im never even in these fucking things

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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A man of true taste

>Monalisa Perez
>Pedro Ruiz

fucking HATE was is happening to this country

>40-50 dates a year

oh frig off normie

>have a 3 year old child
>shoot each other to get attention
>it was just a prank gone wrong (bro)

thats like a new date every single week fucking normie smdh

she just shot him in the chest
what the fuck is the prank here?

>Ruiz's aunt said they did it to increase their social media following.
ah yes. why is everyone these days a child

top tier breeding stock

itsa me!

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Cuckio!

nice fit desu, i'd change the shoes though, maybe swap out the chinos for some light denim jeans

Business idea : faecal coffee

is 4.5 pints of 10% too much? have to drive 12 hrs tomorrow

the girl looks white tho

alri lads. m8s and i are very close to booking and finalising US trip. can't wait to banter these cunts

Fuck off we're full

the prank was that it was a desert eagle

How many states

be sure to bring your anti nigger spray and watermelon decoys

bare clare on studio 66 all night tonight m8

>The couple had started a YouTube channel in March, aiming to show the "the real life of a young couple who happen to be teen parents".

HOWLING

>10%
Wth 8% cider is considered pretty crazy here

I can thankfully say I never ordered anything with ice from these places. Also this brings back memory of similar stories, ice machines in various restaraunt chains being contaminated with poo. why ice machines?

at least it was quick

You should try Old Rasputin

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Because people working on assembly lines don't wash their hands and change gloves etc as they're supposed to. I've worked on one and no one in such a shit working environment on min wage is going to give a damn

Just LA, Vegas, Austin and NYC. Have to take the old annual leave for this

>babestation

MENTIONED

>shoots you in the chest with a .50 calibre handgun from 30cm away

It's just a fucking PRANK bro, don't get mad

If you are suffering from anxiety or depression, signs and symptoms may include:

Avoiding spending time with friends and family
No longer taking part in hobbies you once enjoyed
You have stopped taking care of yourself
Feeling numb or uninterested in life
Mood swings, feeling worthless, ashamed or loathing yourself
Feeling paranoid
Having a hard time sleeping
Unexplained pain, or digestive issues
Neglecting your responsibilities

would like to put my willy in a fanny

Nowt wrong with it

Lads how do I become a man?
I hope it's not too late for me.
t.fat 18yo mantittied khhv neet

Gym

mostly true

twitter.com/elonmusk/status/880240049677357057

I've had 3 pints of 10%. eager to have another 1.5 pints atm

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Stop posting Karen please

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why are Indians so fucking weird
even the seemingly intelligent ones who are doctors and engineers

I hate this man but I don't know why

poor guy

stmackenzies.com/courtney-tugwell/

has he finally lost the plot

He's Ayn Randian libertarian type who gets record amounts of subsidies from the US government to build electric sports cars for the super rich

post your favourite pepe and wojak

anime

Life experience

post karen!

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anime

Must be cultural

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i'm not sure if my depersonalization/derealization is getting exponentially worse every day or if i'm getting schizophrenia

sometimes it hits me all at once and i have no idea what the fuck life is and i'll just sit there staring into space trying to get a hold of my loopy thoughts. It's weird, it's like i have thoughts in my head when it happens, but they're not thoughts, they're like meta-meta thoughts

need a ciggy, everythings 2d and is freaking me out again

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those ices are just too damn good holding with the bar workers bare hand


t. used to be working in there