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T-72 edition

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fuck this life of ours

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1st for maids

cute

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>hating birds
How much of a sad sack does one have to be to actually do this?

hello puerto rican :3

anime

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youtube.com/watch?v=6op5-1q56UU

>he likes the birds shouting their ABUSE at him

what a fucking idiot

I'll explain it on the way.
But we did nothing, absolutely nothing 2day, and I say:
«WHAT THE HELL AM I
doin' drinkin' in Galway-hay
at twenee-si-hix?!

I've got the fever for the flavor, the payback will be later,
Still I need a fi-hix.»
fag

would do things with this skunk

alri británico

Computer is on the fritz

thoughts on americans?

aisha

need a swarthy gf stat

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hmmm

*goes to bed*

They sing because they're happy. Are you jealous or something mate?

spoiler the hog

any neoplatonist lad in?

who started the maid gimmick?
did she the one who claims to be irish

bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40421811

Easy to convert to Catholicism when you weren't diddled as a little boy. Bitch needs to check her privilege.

They sing because they want to show off to birdslags.

I don't like Chad showing off to attract girls, I don't see why I should listen to winged Chads doing the same

Wait, is Aisha Scottish? I thought she was from NI

they could've gotten someone who looked a bit harder to play the hitman.. also that overcoat fits badly on him

wish I had yellow eyes like genghis khan

She's a hun

Reckon there's something in the chemicals that make British birdcucks particularly aggressive because all the Brit lads completely understand the birdcuck meme but no foreigners get it

someone tuck me in? x

I get it
t. lad who hates the birdcucks

Pretty sure you're right mate

Double suicide?

Wait, what?

should i have 1 more beer or is it a bit late

why are the birds cucks tho?

birdcuckio

I'll open one if you open one :3

You know it's time for bed when you can see the end of the garden.....

CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP CHIRRUP

The ones shouting their heads off all the time are the ones who can't pull because of birdchad

anyone else get zero physical activity in their daily life

Ohhhhh.. it all makes sense now.

aight

To be honest, I never really understood this. They're not the cucks, if anything they're cucking us.

hate cats
love birds
love pints

My thoughts exactly.

You post your beer first

>another case over uppity faggots v's Christian cakesmakers, this time in the U.S.A.
she identifies as a Taig, dho.

Please don't talk about beer, trying not to drink on work nights

stupid fucking thailad cunt

No, the ones that are loud are the strong males. They're showing off that they've survived the nights unlike the runts that dieded during the night

once had a dream the birds were outside shouting like it was a market place. Things like 'selling worms for twigs', 'got some premium feathers here lads' etc.

The split second when I woke up it was as if I could understand their language.

don't trust a man who doesn't like cats

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interview in the morning lads! shitting bricks

Post that one picture of that one asian girl, you know the one I mean

their language is just repeatedly shouting

"WAHEY FANCY A SHAG YA DAFT BINT" over and over again

spelled dogs wrong

Thailad

>
>he has the virgin opinion

Nah, play darts for 30 mins a day in the shed

Not very good yet. Did a bit of 501 earlier, was only averaging around 45 but managed to checkout first try in the first two games

3rd game got stuck on checking out on double 1 for about 20 lots of 3 darts, not happy

Did a bit of around the board after that. Still not hitting the doubles or trebles other than out of luck but can consistently hit the singles often enough that it only takes me 20-30 darts to finish a whole game at the moment which is good and I'm getting very consistent at hitting bull/outer bull

Highest score I got in 501 today was 137 from single 20, treble 20 then treble 19 which was nice. Also hit 2 treble 20s with enough room for a 3rd in the bed but only managed a single 20 after that but at least I'm getting more consistent with the treble 20s and 20 in general for 501

Thanks for reading my blog

this one?
horny buggers..
is he ok?

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Fullers' London Pride
Marston's Pedigree
Black Sheep ale

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>FUCKING SURVIVED THE NIGHT
>WANNA COME AND FUCK IN YM NEST?
WAHEY I GET THE BEST WORMS
>WANT MY WORM YA LITTLE BIRDSLAG?

Excellent post

>darts
>Physical activity

screeching

konno hikaru

I reckon not so: HE HAS A FISHHOOK RIGHT UP HIS CÚLO!

sounds perfect
would visit /bird/
Screeching

what sub is that?

Mum told me to shave my beard again lads. I told her I'm a big boy now and I need to make these decisions for myself, but she said it looks disgusting and work is on the verge of firing me for not looking professional enough

ay caramba

I found your kev calls video earlier
Was creasing myself very funny

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>around the board
My dad taught me "Around the World" and I swear it's 20 backwards but he swears he taught me 1 up to BE

How do you play it?

it probably looks like pubes on your face, it's for the best

culo has no ú
and he's perfectly fine
t. culo expert

I bet it must look disgusting

A daring synthesis

Start from 1, finish on the bull

Single you advance 1, double you advance 2 and treble you advance 3 but you can't skip the bull

The other main variation is hitting every double and finishing on the inner bull

I've been meaning to make news one but with Tim, but I've found myself lacking the will to put in the effort for these kind of things recently, there's a lot of grind involved.

#bants

*grabs you by the throat*

Where do you think the expression bird brain came from

Wheezing

lock this faggot up

NEEDS the music
youtu.be/eAqgXhblr-w

>this one?
No.
The other one.
C'mon you know the one.

No, and I'm not a fan of those loose panties n shit

>sounds perfect
Hate you.

Just shave lad, mother ALWAYS knows best.

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its funny and all, but really you would absolutely run in this situation
idk, birds have pretty small brains compared to mammals, but they are hardly stupid animals on the whole and when compared to the entire animal kingdom their brains are actually quite large

what do you think?

>The other one.
we could be here for quite some time.

>t. culo expert
ouais, gars.
Méfie-tu le cul qui va «péter» dans la nuit.

We play how you play (singles, doubles, triples) just a difference in option on bottom to top or top to bottom. End on bulls

Do you play "cricket"? Bulls+ 20s - 15s?

Heard they only play soft tip in America and when you get a treble twenty it lights up and music comes out haha

got a nice nasal drip going