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anime dab edition

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sue

going to go to stratford to look for a gf

Fucking hate anime.

not being funny but if a cow wanted to get brave and start mouthing off to me I'm confident in the knowledge I could turn it to mincemeat with one punch

hate you desu

doubtless the Nonce–man placed that foto for the siamese article.
paying no heed to that payed-for promotional message. I præfer my beef to be real, and not m.r.m. patties.

yuck sket central

>walking around places like highgate and notting hill and seeing literal 10/10s

nah
cows can be pretty dangerous

good, I would be sick to the core if an anime nonce liked me

>“When you saw that old, dilapidated Kuznetsov sailing through the Channel, a few months ago, I think the Russians will look at this ship with a little bit of envy,” Michael Fallon told the Telegraph on Tuesday.

>The Russian Defense Ministry has called the latest Royal Navy aircraft carrier a “big convenient marine target,”

good banter

proud citizen of kekistan

*walks into Whole Foods High Street Kensington*

rah bruv...

feeling sick after taking the decision that will literally decide my future at the last minute without any expert guidance

Might kill the ol' self

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Hate anime, hate nig culture, hate forced memes, hate script posters, hate fags, hate commies, hate most niggers in general, hate fat manchildren and people without jobs, hate welfare junkies, hate gays, hate hate hate hate HATE people that drone on about politics but never discuss economics or stocks

love woody harrelson movies

plain as fucking day

good post
are you the kensington lad? how do you afford to live there

how racist is the Paddington bear?

t. A-levels student

don't worry, Theresa says they're going to make a success of it

wrongun

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I like both you and anime equally, user

if you punched a cow in the head as hard as you could you would shatter your hand into bits

Matched with this bird on bumble lads

The chebs on her

destroyed a cow last night (your mum) and could do the same again to any other bovine runtlet

genuinely believe in past lives, reincarnation and karma

bought 2 tops today
pictures to follow

i won't be kowtowing to any farm animal

they probably droop

might review my local chicken shop on the pengest munch app

I'd like to say that I have rich parents or that I'm a self-made millionaire but the reality is that I just used to work in the area

imagine dressing in a rubber cow costume and running through farms being chased by degenerate horny farmers on tractors

hmm. mmh.

pull yer head out yer arse

aha woah, that's fascinating tell me all abo- Dave is that you?
scuse me lad
*walks away from you just as you're preparing a speech on your bizarro shit*
Dave? Alright Dave!

*furiously searches all chicken shop reviews in london under the name of Reuben*

I WILL find him

maybe your spindly little hand with the same structural integrity as a glass spider but my fucking sledgehammers would turn it to ash

choonmasters

crack on son

starting the coke binge early

creative post
you must read a lot

wow thanks

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good opinion

shut it, nonce

i dont use this word often but that guy looks very numale

me punching a cow in the stomach

adfghhj

tried coke zero for the first time the other day, was not impressed.

>hate fags
>hate gays

fucking goldfish

ree

can't be arsed to go to work today

there is literally nothing to do

there isn't a thing to do here in this dimension except for toil at dawn
we were literally put here (literally) to reproduce and work and keep doing that indefinitely
it's beautiful, god's handiwork

what happened to the german work ethic we hear so much about?

>Hey user why are you so bigoted?

>tfw people and especially women tend to think I'm ~35 but I'm only 28
>coursemates way back when I started uni thought I was some older student in my late 20s when I was the same age as them

it's german work ethnic now

so you're the bastard who removed the the 93rd to 99th floors of ground coke zero

it's a meme always has been

germans don't really seem to work any harder than other western nationalities

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>yanks
bless them, what are they like?

thailads real name is connor

would not shag a single one of those hambeasts even if they begged me for it

You will never know what it feels like to pay $350 for a gram of coke. Count yourself lucky

you're welcome. also be mindful of them at night, they sleep standing up, generally wont wake, but if you get close and startle one it'll batter you. i'm sure you've heard of cow tipping.

worst nut:
walnut

best nut:
hazelnut

>$3.33
>rollback
>WTC 7 as the sprite display

truly bonkers to think the architect of this wal-mart display works with mossad

youtube.com/watch?v=-K977NxGhyU

Going to watch this for the next 12 hours.

last night i found a techno club, hung out with the djs then pulled
think my normification is nearly complete

my situation is the complete reverse. i'm 25 but could pass for a high schooler fairly easily.

backed hard

How did WTC7 fall down if nobody drinks sprite?
Checkmate, squares.

>i'm sure you've heard of cow tipping.
I have, how do people tip them without being battered?

the one at the end is cute and doesn't look overweight and she also looks somewhat polite and not shriekish

would

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I haven't been asked for an ID when buying alcohol since I was 15.

they'll have to get your next of kin to identify you after i heem u m8

they're cows not savage wildebeest mate

they are domestic

JUST

think you lot are really milking that cow post

Yes, so I'm told but he said if you startle them whilst they're sleeping they'll batter you. I assume you just have to be gentle and quiet about it.

small houses are comfier

have to really get it with some force, the trick is two kids run and push it at the same time. i never did it though, it's a cunt thing to do and the cows can break their legs, then the crows peck their eyes out in the morning

>better than Russia, similar to Sweden and Italy
Surprisingly not as nightmarishly shit as I've been lead to believe.

i found out his name not through doxxing but by his personality, the sound of his voice and my ability of clairvoyance. i am an Advanced Being you see

speaking of which why is it 'mice' but not 'hice'?

Your mum probably drooped you on your head

what?
a big house a silly meme
hoarders need to fuck off

When the London Bridge attack happened my mum sent me the pic related photo she took when we were in London a few months earlier.

put too much garlic in the bolognese yesterday

farts, sweat and finger all still REEK of it

>had my '30-inch meat feast pizza with a side of tendies and a 2ltr coke just waiting for me on the kitchen table when I get up' dream again this morning

utter suffering

who, thailad?

oh :(

I've learned a lot cows thank you. Also business idea: cow stabilisers
ree Mystic Meg pls stop

it would be a big step up from uncooked potatoes

why yes I'll need a giant house to store all of my useless junk that I never use

This is Tim levels of paranoia

truebluetest.me/

time to run the gauntlet gentlemen

BAH