Where were you when the entire nation of Canada got btfo by mother nature?

Where were you when the entire nation of Canada got btfo by mother nature?

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Remember your place, Canadians. You exist only because we allow you to exist.

Dude weed

Canadian hate thread?

Is that actually their national animal?
What kind of retard doesn't choose a predator?

A


FUCKING


...goose?

one of the cuck-iest nations there is. DUDE

NATURES FORCE JACK

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

You say 'barbaric'. We say different yet equal cultures that would serve to learn from one another.

And rest of the world says 'what a faggot'

YOU THINK GOOSE ISNT PREDATOR? youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw

did it live?

Unfortunately like most things Canadians it managed to slither away.

Fucking geese. I hate those shits. The ones we have in the south are non-migratory (they don't fly back home to Tim Horton land) but instead just camp out year round. They shit everywhere, eat everything, make constant noise, ruin golf courses, and are generally pests.

The worst part is they are protected under international law. You can't kill them.

post the rest burger. The leaf got away and fled in a lake. The burger couldn't pursue because negros can't swim.

It's not their national animal. It states in the article.

GAS THE GEESE AVIAN WAR NOW

dog bles ameriga :DDDD

cbc.ca/news/trending/canada-goose-fights-american-bald-eagle-wild-battle-photos-1.3620449

Why are they protected? There's so many of them and they're fucking awful animals.

The worst part is that our national news broadcast the story, and framed it as a battle of the countries before the commercial break saying like "See who won, after the break".. but I still knew Canada had to lose, and they were just cucks.

Canadian news is just leftist cuck propaganda.

reminder that ravens are the wise mans animal
youtube.com/watch?v=Z0w9q125TSI

Thats just a canadian man they are complete pansies. A goose is fucking terrfied of everything apart from canadian cucks.

They are absolutely terrible. When they aren't attacking pets, they make some sidewalks unwalkable at times of the year from the sheer amount of geese shit that they leave behind. It's amazing as you can't just grab them and eat them either, which would be great considering the ridiculous amount they charge for a full goose at grocery stores.

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Well, we complet idiots have a fucking rooster

m8 Id like to see you take on a goose by its nest

Thats not even an eagle
youtube.com/watch?v=UkW7r-rgeBQ

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I hunted geese when I lived home. They're smart animals. I remember the ones in the park chasing picnicking Muslims

Meanwhile, I once saw an "American eagle" swoop down for a pizza slice, only to get caught in an electric fence and die

>Ameriturd eagle literally so fat it can't catch up to the Goose
>Goose gets away to shitpost another day

>Meanwhile, I once saw an "American eagle" swoop down for a pizza slice, only to get caught in an electric fence and die

Why did you put American eagle in quotes? That sounds pretty fucking American to me you slanty eyed shit.

The eagle couldn't chase the goose because it's commonly known that niggers can't swim

Kill or be killed jack

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Migratory_Bird_Treaty_Act_of_1918

>American eagle

>Majority of them live in Canada

>negros can't swim.
good one leaf br0

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Staged as fuck

>Majority live in Canada

And yet you picked a flying shit factory to represent your country.

My university is also a wildlife sanctuary. There are geese fucking everywhere. All they do is shit all over the place, the whole campus is covered in enough shit to rival pajeet. I fucking hate them and hope they all die.

>What is colonization

Beaver is the national animal of Canada, you retarded uneducated Americuck.

And we're thinking about replacing it with the Polar Bear.

But Canada's national animals are a beaver, a horse, and a loon, not a goose.

They're called bald eagles

You won't believe me because you're probably a nigger, and even if you're not, you're education was at their level

youtube.com/watch?v=zLKBcl3jilg
I love how the goose doesn't even acknowledge the eagle until it's already getting attacked.

>American education

A quick google search can tell you otherwise but being the lard ass you are I don't expect much else.

>with a professional record ofattacking U.S. presidential candidate Donald Trump,
>Bald eagles are still the national bird and nationalanimal of the U.S.,but this mayprove contentiousshouldTrump win the presidential election in November.

>you're education was at their level
>literally posting from South Korea as the member of the military because your intellect limits anything else

This post wins. Geese are fucking vicious creatures.

I thought Cuckada was Murica's hat not it's shoes.
Oh well, you learn new thing every day.
Thanks Sup Forums!

RULES OF NATURE

RULES OF NATURE

That's a gryfalcon
And for a bird half the size of a goose, they regularly fuck their shit up

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>pride
I fucking hate gooses they shit everywhere and hiss at you
Good riddence asshole goose

>if the goose won with his horrible barbed tongue I'd fucking carry a machette to knife those shits

Right, cant wait for the winner to go against Emus next. Nothing can beat the aussiebird, not even australians

That's a red kite. Did you mean to reply to ? That's a gyrfalcon.

delete this

Should've used it xenomorph attack.

>red kite
wew you're totally correct
good eye

kek

Canadian geese are a pest and should be eliminated.

>using the same joke twice
pls stop

is there one of those with the "if you kill your enemies, they win!" ?

and because its a struggle to get out of your scooters

seriously, look at that balding hambeast. crush your enemies by sitting on them, thats the american way

kek, the dumbass is eating fishhooks.

>rooster
It's a cock, a proud French cock standing erect and vigilant.

Still, at least your national animal is native to France. England isn't home to the lion.

DELETE THIS

>England isn't home to the lion
It was, until you dipshits murdered them all

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DELETE THIS!

this again? The eagle was born in canada its canadian citizen.
USA BTFO

WE
WUZ
LIONS
N
SHET

>Canada is a nursemaid.

Or, you know, a cuck

Canada is US clay

We had bears and wolves and we hunted them to death (as well as destruction of habitat), but we never had lions.

>Goose as a symbol
w-why?

sorry murica time to find a new hero, you know one that isnt canadian

Simmer down there, last time you guys tried that we had to occupy your capital and burn the Whitehouse.

canada is not a fat country
who do you think was BTFO by Nature?

It was home to the Empire :^)

Canada and Australia both BTFO in one week by our based eagles and buffalo.

fox4kc.com/2016/06/05/australian-man-hospitalized-after-tossed-into-the-air-by-bison-in-yellowstone/

Kek

> Not a loon or swan
The Goose represents the natives
Ugly, loud, violent

worse than a goose their actually national bird is this

they're doing a good enough job burning down their own country bong

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Shoot
Shovel
Shut-up

>tfw our official national bird is a songbird when we have this

>Canada just a glorified cum rag for our national bird

Kek

Fuck geese

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that's a damn fucking shame
Harpy eagle are fucking beasts

canada geese are basicall our refugees

you have to let them assault and harass you at gunpoint

Goddamn cocky little shits. I'd love to grab one by the neck and swing it around.

Who has that image of Americans and cuckporn spamming?

>invites vultures into its nest
top KEK

kek

TFW its more socially acceptable for animals to be nationalist than humans