RISK

Cont. from:
MUPDATE 14

Kill Commies

retake texas

Retake Wisconsin

Continue the purge of mexispics from Texas.

Seperate purple territory north from south and defend from the south while moving north

Attack Fascist Canada

thats michigan ree

Fill more Tacoland.

Finish Iowa and then rush to get to orange and fuck his shit up
I'm coming to restore the rightfull ruler of the Highlands

Fuck, when we win vs purp, i want wisconsin and whats northwest and you can have whats south.

I also now have +13.

Can I cede land in Ohio to Vlad and attack USSO in Michigan?

As soon as I get my +16 I'll be right there next to you, so I suggest you focus on going north in Texas.

Michigan* not wisconsin

I was planning on only keeping Ohio and giving you the rest anyway.

Fuck no

there's a whole board for this now

It's shitty as fuck, slow as fuck and the dice is dumb as fuck

Alright, I'll try to have OP move in that direction so you can still attack him

FUCK YOU

There's a whole board for Australians now

OP bringing the bantz.

>There's a whole board for Australians now
>>>/BBC/

>being this bootyblasted I pointed out your off topic thread is off topic

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NUKE!

BTFO
T
F
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MUPDATE 15

The Northmen quick to help the Fascists

retake texan lands

retake Michigan

REEEtake Pennsylvania. Mounties get out.

Steal more Taco land cocaine land and spill into Texas if necassary.

Kill the Communists

Continue attacking Texas, moving along the North border so my ally can get to him.

I'm +10 now

So you're just going to hope for a miracle now?

Nice roll.

Finish Iowa the go through North Illinos and north Indiana to attack Orange
Order must be restored, the true Warden of the Northern Lakes must be helped

nee ik ga blijven aanvallen tot ofwel ik dood ben ofwel jullie vuile rasverraders

Oh chit, I didn't even notice. Texas successfully ended, praise KEK.

Kort potje dan.

RAISE THE UNN

Macedonia
Missouri
Brown

wasted

Hello Fyrom

Why?

Ummmmmm, who?

ik verlies toch, kan net zo goed alles eraan doen zodat jij ook verliest

wasted again

MUPDATE 16

KKK BTFO

Now the Fascists can cede Ohio to the Northmen

Fill Missouri

retake texan lands

Fill Georgia then continue killing the communists in Florida

Cede Ohio to Northmen and retake Michigan
Kek wills it!

Take Pennsylvania, spill into attacking Purple in Ohio

Move west and north driving out purp

KILL ORANGE, RAPE HIS BUM

OP IS THIS PERSON ALLOWED TO SPEAK A FRENCH DIALECT HERE?

Take more Mexico, spilling into Texas.

Continue the battle along the northern border of Texas.

Actually now that i have Ohio can i just attack FUCK! Instead?

Just make sure I have the bottom of Texas so I can move to Dixie.

UNN will prevail.

4 largest players are allied 10/10 guys

You can't reach Orange anyway since the Fascists blocked him off

Reroll

We are the 4 largest players BECAUSE we allied, why didn't you?
Rerolling to fucking end FUCK

Right? Nobody else stands a chance.

Understood, should I take Oklahoma to back you up or fill New Mexico?

Macedonia will rise from the ashes, trust me

What do your alliances have to do with your bonuses? FUCK ALL.

no you are the largest because you got the best rolls

i haven't fought until the point the fat american attacked me

Iblying I didn't stall Texas while VOC built up his bonus.

MUPDATE 17

When we started i promiser you that we would rule this map, that we would be the law, well look at us now boys!!! We stand as gigants, we will rule eternal and chrome! LONG LIVE THE UNN!

Kick Minnesota out of PA and go into WV

Fill missouri

Fill Michigan

spill into arkansas

losers compaining about other players who have clear tactics and are winning because of them

Go for Oklahoma if you plan on backing me, go for New Mexico if you need more bonus to go up and attack others/help our other ally.

UNN WILL PREVAIL

You forgot me.

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Fill PA

Starting in texas is the most stupid thing possible you could do, that's why you're getting fucked, it take forever to fill that fucking thing, that's why you need smaller bonuses first, snowball effect nigga

hey hey hey, I want to move into Kansas, so if you don't attack me, I won't attack you, peace?

*drums of war* Attack the lone star state again, northern border expansion.

Sorry added

All of the games I've been in have had Texas being the most powerful entity on the board.

OP YOU FORGOT MY ROLL

>Tactics
Rolls.

Fill Florida

Take all of Pensylvanya then New Jersey
Bonus 18

allying with 3 other players isn't a tactic
you just get yourself so big you can kill everything no matter what you do

you guys played like shit with your bonusses and still are huge

Cheers, take more Mexico/Texas.. you know the drill.

Yes, it's just luck that three people next to eachother, who are allied and work together are winning. Just luck.

Well I said I fucking added it

You have the Mexican territory now

the two voc guys east of me had twice my land in the same turns without achieving any bonusses, the reason i am so small is because of rolls

CALM YOUR TITS SOFIA

Alright, in that case I have +16 for this roll:

+16 BITCHES

UNN WILL OWN THIS SHIT

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I cede California to Reconquerors.

Wtf are you doing?!

That's not what I fucking said you cunt. I said it's luck that you have the highest bonuses. The fact that you're allied has little to do with it. Vlad got to +15 in the same amount of time it took me to get to +7 and neither of us were attacked.

MUPDATE 18

Things are getting desperate for the Northeast alliance

Your borders won't be connected then, not allowed

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fill arkansas