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>couple has baby that develops a serious health condition 8 weeks after birth
>experts say it's no use, there's no cure
>american doctor offers and experimental treatment
>they managed to raise £1.4million via crowdfunding
>couple managed to get 110,000+ signatures calling for the Prime Minister to release the baby from the hospital
>they try to battle the doctors in the court who want to pull the plug of the baby so bad
>UK judicial system ultimately forbids them from seeking experimental treatment in the US with their own money
>European Union courts are in total agreement with killing the baby


dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4644268/Charlie-Gard-s-parents-lose-final-appeal.html

how do you make friends lads

tell that to zod's snapped neck

wouldn't know mate

haven't had a friend in about 8 years, just go to work then come home and post on /brit/, quite lonely haha

Not too sure

>you just gotta lift and have confidence bro, everything else falls into place

selfish pricks trying to consign Charlie to a half-life full of suffering just so they don't have to grieve for him

egalitarian technocratic meritocracy when?

>Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children wanted Charlie to 'die with dignity'

ah yes i'm sure the fucking baby really gives a fuck about dignity
this would never happen with a shitskin baby

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i think i was shot in the right side of my chest in a past life

Fookin' pouring outside the day

CHOOOOON

youtube.com/watch?v=wEflPY7FBIc

lads I'm telling you the neck is the most underrated part of a girl

they dont look like real humans. more like androids.

never been in a pub
what do I order

>i think i was shot in the right side of my chest in a past life

white genocide is real

You can fulfill your natural social needs through /brit/ lad

Imagine someone like tim now he really has no one

EXPERIMENTAL treatment in the US

I was a wee british lad from manchester who died in the blitz(in a past life).

haven't you seen any films?
you say "one beer please, barkeep"

manchester wasnt bombed

Think I had my bollocks pounded into mush in a past life

bloody hell the german bombers must've been way off target that day

pint

simple as

ask for the drinks menu, ring up and pre-order the drinks before you go if you're planning on having more than one

going to throw vending machine coffee at all the anime nonces I see in Japan

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>tfw chad in past life

not really underrated, not really the most underrated

who cares the baby dying is the alternative

I honestly hate handsome people. They just have to be there, everything served.

*runs through the streets of japan with arms behind back*
*makes autistic giggling noises*

Tim's life really isn't so bad for a paranoid, mentally ill man who refuses to seek treatment.

just hand em your pint glass, they'll do the rest

unless you want a cider, then they'll send you to the soft play area lmao

can tell you were a runtoid in a past life and also the current one

gib polish gf

back living with the parents after finishing uni
absolute DIRE state of the area, nothing to do, no mates here any more
amazing

>8 weeks

ehh
they should just make a new one

>Mitochondrial DNA depletion syndrome
just let it die like it was meant to

>You will never put aside the rhetoric, get round the negotiating table and form a death metal band with Ed Miliband

youtube.com/watch?v=gTs3I5dkPuc

you have to bring a glass???

dunno much about the procedure but the baby is in pain and has been for a while and this new experimental treatment the UK and EU think will only extend that pain is seems

ah yes lets not test this this experimental scientific technique hmmm i fucking love science though

what else were you gonna do? hold your hands out under the tap?
state of you

>tfw 23 year old kissless virgin NEET living with his parents

a young muslim girl

fucking hell mate have you really never been to a pub? course you do twat

even if the baby dies in experimental trial treatments the doctors can still learn something

I'll be you in four years

Me: racism is bad.

White girls: ???

Me: henlo u smol beans, teh racism makes me a heckin sad pupper

White girls: say no more, we'll stop.

love this post

>back living with the parents after finishing uni
don't know if you were meant to reply to me but I did this too haha

if it's not a very widespread disease and kills the babies quickly, it's a non-issue

didn't mean to haha
it's so shit haha
can't take much more lol x

ah yes if a tiger comes and eats a few babies its a non issue, shan't be investing in anti-tiger technologies

>The complainant was to remain blindfold throughout – because Kye was ashamed of his injuries. And he was bandaged around his chest because of a heart condition and had to wear a “medically necessary sort of bodysuit” during sex. In addition, he would have to wear a hat because of scarring caused by an operation on his brain tumour.

jesus christ how did anyone fall for this

>get to the pub
>mates are already there
>give 'em the ol' waheyyy and walk in with arms wide
>they all glance at my empty hands and pockets
>the colour drains from my face
>they can barely contain their laughter
>I've forgotten my pint glass
>have to borrow a mug from the restaurant
>for some reason got charged double for half the drink
>just agree to it out of sheer shame
>got called muggins all night

nowt wrong with this

>Specialists at Great Ormond Street Hospital believe Charlie has no chance of survival.

>European Court judges have now concluded it was most likely Charlie was "being exposed to continued pain, suffering and distress" and undergoing experimental treatment with "no prospects of success... would offer no benefit".

what if it becomes widespread?

I like it 2bh
I only moved 2 suburbs away from my parents in the first place, I'm eating better and I'm saving ~$300 a week
only downside is bints but I can deal with it

get a bit nervous browsing the 'chon in public ngl

i'm ugly myself, you can have all the polish grills as far as I am concerned

>even if the baby dies in experimental trial treatments the doctors can still learn something
that's just cruel and unusual but probably part of it

>undergoing experimental treatment with "no prospects of success... would offer no benefit".
how the fuck could they determine that? they didn't even talk to the US doctors

i browse Sup Forums and Sup Forums in my university lounge

So... what happens to all that money?

that'd never happen

refunded

want to have a baby
better ask the government first, shall be abiding by their decision
hope they let me reproduce x

Where in Britain do you live?

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youtu.be/27kGpJF6Aio?t=63

me and of timothy james byrne

the north or east london

ibeefa wiv the lads

the good bit (south west england)

Irrelevant. The damage is irreversible.

canterbury for uni london for home

>The damage is irreversible
how do you know this?

have got about £1.2k saved up but all my mates that were down here are already married with kids (am 22). Can't drive and there's no spare car even if i could, it's a 45 minute walk to the nearest shops and a 30 minute drive to the nearest city. If i get a job in the city i'll have to commute for nearly an hour and a half every day if i don't immediately move out
it's about £4 a pint too, utter suffering

>pull up to the pub at 5:00pm - sharp
>toss my keys to the valet - "don't scratch her" I say
>take off my sunnies
>walk in
>approach the server
>qt blonde, eyeing my new River Island blazer on with gloss finish - choice
>"Hello sir do you-" I cut her off before she can finish
>"The name's Deano, but you can call me Deano (I wink) - table for 7"
>The waitress shows me to the table and hands me a menu
>The champions league semis are about to begin, the joint is stuffed to the guns - thank goodness I was smart and booked ahead
>monitor above the bar calls my order number
>saunter over
>the barman extends the chip and pin machine
>jolt out my arm to pull my sleeve back, almost hitting another bar patron, to reveal my apple watch with apple pay
>the chip and pin machine beeps in merriment as my payment is confirmed as I make my way back to the table with my pitchers in hand

>got called muggins all night

smashed all my mate's pint glasses when he did this to me

he's been on machines and stuff for most of his life

>they didn't even talk to the US doctors
how do you know that? im sure both they and the great ormond street hospital doctors have looked into it before making their decision

se London

I go to Soho a lot, its brilliant.
My godparents (who are gay) showed me some great gay bars and were able to list 25+ bars within 3 minutes walk off the top of their heads ahaha

Notting Hill, an area of Central London historically home to carribean immigrants but nowadays is extremely gentrified and full of rich russians

FOB

god it's like when a baby has cancer

sure they can do chemo but that fucks up the child's development and they end up retarded

yeah we should abort retards

didn't know you had cancer as a child x

no I didn't

business idea: sell pint glasses on the door at pubs

my grandfather bought the house in the 1950s for pennies when it was a jamiacan ghetto
not my fault the houseprices have increased hundredfold since then and now my average family own a £3 million 5storey hourse in one of the poshest areas of london ahaha

mong

I'm a doctor

>average family
>own a £3 million 5storey house

pick 1
posh twat

Whomst had him killed?

The treatment is oral medication (or so the parents say on their fundraiser page), and the illness doesn't affect intelligence.