Friday night

>Friday night

Why are you here?

4U

Because it's nearly 11am and I work from 4pm to midnight anyway.

Am I supposed to be somewhere else?

Literally where else would I be?

>night
gtfo eurotrash

but its wednesday

Got nowhere else to go or turn to.

Because I'm not 21 yet ;)

Waiting to go to a concert with my GF, why are you?

I have no gf

Have you tried a bf? ;)

no

Want to? ;)

Because its only 10 in the morning, d00d

no

;(

How does it feel living in a flyover state?

its 11am you spaz

Answer him.

Because I'm not a disgusting normalslime, that's why. This website wasn't made for you cockroaches, fuck off.

It's 2am and I went to bed too early and I woke up and I can't sleep again and I'm shitposting to pass the time while I drink a Diet Coke sweet fucking mercy is this Diet Coke good, really is there anything more refreshing in the world to drink than an ice-cold Diet Coke, even if you're not fat?

it's only 17h21 here pd

I have constitutional carry which means I don't need a permit to conceal a gun at all. It's pretty great.

made me reach for a bottle of Pepsi Max

Pepsi Max offers the unique taste of cola with a personality that is dynamic and unexpected.

Taste MORE with Pepsi Max!

Diet Coke guy here, I won't lie, I wouldn't turn down an ice-cold bottle of Pepsi Max either.

Does that make me bipartisan? Or just bifaggot?

Its 8 in the morning

It seems like both of you have forgotten about RC Cola- the king of colas!

Uh... I live in Australia. In the last twenty years, we've gone from a genuine "first world" nation to something approaching a "third world" nation. I think I had an RC Cola once, to be honest, but I can't remember what it tastes like.

It's the morning here.
no plans for later though

>tfw I work guest services for a fancy shmancy mall today
Pray I don't die, anons

Godspeed, user.

So getting caught won't be part of your plan?

coconut yogurt