I'm a barista at a cafe and as if that weren't bad enough, we have to play Christmas music...

I'm a barista at a cafe and as if that weren't bad enough, we have to play Christmas music. what can I put out that passes as Christmas music but won't make me want to die?

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>barista
Dude, chill. You just make coffee. Not farm it.

Last Christmas by Wham is the only Christmas song i can bear, just have that on repeat
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>yfw you remember that George literally died on Christmas last year

You are a fucking barista.
Get a real job you homo.

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For a non-meme reply, here's almost five hours of christmas Sufjan Stevens. I'm sure people who go to places that have baristas will appreciate him.

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Not a "Christmas" song per se, but it got me through the tough times in winter 2014. BTW, winter is my least favorite season.

That peanuts christmas album

>barista
go to trade school, get a real job, stop it with the soyboy coffee pouring shit. how you gonna have a wife and kids with this money?

>he isn't a soyboy
convert before you regret it, if you don't soy up early in life you'll suffer. it's a known fact soyboys have the most fun in the bedroom

This is decent.

Also Fiona Apple's version of Frosty the Snowman is amazing:
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Man up. I work at a radio station and right now our playlist is 24-hour wall-to-wall Christmas hits.

We do this every year. Suck it up and deal with it.

last Christmas on repeat

ow

john fahey christmas albums

50 Words for Snow by Kate Bush and Michigan by Sufjan Stevems both sound christmassy (even though they're not).

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