>Melanie Hexen, a bellydancer and midwife who identifies as a traditional hereditary witch, organized a mass hexing of Turner on Tuesday. She posted the hexing as an event on Facebook and invited her 12 coven sisters, with whom she decided to perform the hex and publicize it on the social media platform.
>Before she knew it, the event had expanded with more than 1,000 people invited.
So what does Sup Forums think of witches using social media to cast magic spells?
What enhances Mana more, Kikebook or Tumblr?
What ever happened to witches condoning sexual deviance and shit?
If a witch makes a love potion, is it considered rape?
Reminds me of that one season of American horror story. Shit show t b h senpai
Luke Hughes
Theyre using meme magic
Connor Powell
>witch
what did you just said ?
Caleb Harris
what do you think meme magic is?
it's just collective intention being channeled.
that's right user, you are the crazy cat lady.
Evan Nelson
>Theyre using meme magic
>what do you think meme magic is?
...does this take away from OUR power, then?
Or is Meme Mana infinite?
Adrian Bailey
You ever feel like the world gets crazier every time you have it figured out?
Jace Taylor
If there's one thing leftists really love it's their Two Minutes Hate.
Tyler Young
The "mana" is just based on the people channeling.
Everyone has their own tap, the more you use it, the stronger the ability grows.
Brandon Rodriguez
BURN THE WITCHES
Samuel Adams
GIVE THIS MAN YOUR MEME POWER TO PROTECT HIM FROM EVIL WOMYN FALSE-MEMERY
REPLY WITH
WOMEME BEGONE, PRAISE KEK
Elijah Smith
Ay yo, voodoo aint no hexing crap. Voodoo PROTECTS against black magic. That there is straightup witchcraft
Mason Jenkins
I genuinely think we could save this guy with meme magic.
Joseph Butler
>hexen
litereally german for witching is a witch
you cant make this shit up
Nolan King
>pushing little toys around a table with rulers
degenerate and bretty gay to be honest m8
Andrew Cruz
WOMEME BEGONE, PRAISE KEK!
>Dubs means we all coat our whips with salt and start witch-hunting
Nicholas Sanchez
\o/
Ryan Thompson
that's a google pic brah not mine
Nathaniel Jones
WOMEME BEGONE, PRAISE KEK
Isaiah Rogers
The witch never can nor shall be tolerated in a Christian society.
Dylan Cox
>huge majority of players are married white males >a good portion are Military or veterans
>degenerate
Cooper King
Heresy.
Christopher Taylor
May Kek Compel You! May Kek Compel You! Purify the heathen witches!
Juan Richardson
>identifies as a traditional hereditary witch >organized a mass hexing
Sounds retarded. Rule of Threes is in her own belief system. Let's say magic is real, and by extension the Rule of Threes is in effect. If 1,000 people get involved, that's going to be one fairly powerful hex going on a single targeted individual. Trying to make him clumsy so he keeps hurting himself will probably end up causing him to fall down a flight of stairs and break his neck, basically turning this coven into a suicide cult as any use of magic is supposed to come back to you threefold.
Dylan Gonzalez
>take a shit in public >stir everything in the bowl with my hand >laugh manically like a witch >mumble shit about 'my brew' being ready soon
Nolan Wood
I hope some witch hunter from an ancient patriarchal order takes care of them
no spell that prevents people from being raped in the first place?
pathetic art
Adrian Parker
>The witch never can nor shall be tolerated in a Christian society. I don't honestly believe that 99.9992% of these "witches" believe they are witches, and the 0.0008% that do are just batshit insane.
The vast majority of them are those crazy Tumblrina's that desperately want to be special snowflakes.
When I was a teenager, I used to hang out with these types of people. One girl went on about how she was Cleopatra in a former life, and then whatever nerd was having his nose up her ass that week was some other famous historical figure or whatever.
It's nothing but a cry for attention and a "fuck the Man" kind of thing.
Hudson Allen
WOMEME BE GONE, PRAISE KEK
Blake Diaz
>dubs >magic thread there is no coincidence in the testing grounds of kek.
PRAISE KEK, PARTY ON RAPEBRO
Caleb Wright
Well if it turns out that this shit works, I'll start studying magic in my free time.
Xavier Campbell
Oh noooo, don't hex me and summon a succubus to fuck my life away, nooooo that'd be terrrrrrrible
Joseph Harris
Litterally African nigger tier
Matthew Garcia
>inb4 he gets murdered in prison >the witches cackle with glee >you start wasting your time on bullshit other than Sup Forums
Blake Garcia
They have no powers. They haven't even become a level 20 wizard apprentice.
Jeremiah Peterson
...
Lucas Jackson
My girlfriend has slowly begun to turn into /x/ for some reason
>started off listening to some Australian podcast call mysterious universe >wants to watch the new x files >watch the first episode and its cringy as fuck, literally (((old white men))) are trying to destroy the world >she has learned the categorization for all the different alien species and what kind of ships they fly >wants to go to some convention in the middle of the desert and listen to the ancient aliens guy talk about bullshit
Maybe this will make it easier to accept Sup Forums theories. I still haven't redpilled her
Ian Butler
Dude, I gotta be honest with your right now, you are in a really bad position. She is going to turn batshit, and you are going to get the worst of it. Does she own crystals? Because crystal magic bullshit is the next step.
Hunter Hernandez
DEUS VULT
James King
She owns tarot cards and she said her mom and her meditated and say their past lives. She was the navigator on a french ship that lost their way, apparently
Luis Hughes
>Does she own crystals? Because crystal magic bullshit is the next step. My family used to travel all over, singing, dancing, and selling shit at powwows for a living. We were somewhere different every week, just about. One of the things we sometimes sold was quartz crystals. Jesus Christ, the fucking retards that would come into our booth...
>OMG I can feel the power in those crystals! >That crystal is speaking to me >this crystal holds so much power
We once sold a small cluster of crystals, probably worth $100 retail, to some crazy hippie, telling him that we kept it on the dashboard of our Winnebago and almost never had to put gas in the tank.
We used to joke around and call these faggots "crystal twinkies."
Easton Miller
>She owns tarot cards and she said her mom and her meditated and say their past lives. She was the navigator on a french ship that lost their way, apparently
Dude...
Get the fuck away.
Quit sticking your dick in crazy. It's fun now, but it will bite you in the ass, mark my words.
Parker Hernandez
Should have went and raped them.
Parker Johnson
She's lost. Break it off.
Levi Cook
>doubting the power of the crystals
Jaxson Russell
Quoted the wrong person. Wew lad. ESCAPE
Nicholas White
Which is worse? Witches or Jews?
Jaxson Reyes
>a good portion are Military or veterans Why is this so true? I've never played more, or better quality, table top games then when I was in garrison.
Kayden Garcia
>Or is Meme Mana infinite?
It depends on how much autism you have.
Josiah Lopez
Crystals aren't even the worst of it sadly. I knew a girl who bought $50 worth of rocks. ROCKS. $5 each. She gave me a lecture about how each of them has a special power. It kinda made me want to become a Jew and sell rocks to idiots.
Mason Price
I knew it >the other day she took me to an oddities shop >I bought a bronze statue of a Templar knight >she bought an old ouija board, a taxidermied bat, and a raccoon penis bone What's going to happen to me guys? She's an engineer I thought she would be a stable wife
Xavier Martin
I will pray for him.
Daniel Butler
Wow, Robert Downey Jr. has really hit a low point.
Daniel Fisher
First she will start buying stupid shit. Then she will start becoming more like a hippie. Next, she will expect you to do the same. Finally, you're going to end up at burning man with crystals shoved up your ass in a Winnebago filled with meth. She'll probably lose it if you don't become a hippie though, so good luck dealing with that.
Nicholas Flores
The WORST part is her new friends.
She will start hanging around faggots that actually believe in this shit, and will get angry when you don't want to, or when you make fun of them, or when you won't participate in crazy shit with them.
She will drag you down. Don't let her. Either beat this shit out of her, or start looking for a new snatch.
Joseph Allen
Holy fuck, get out
She's a top teir chuuni, and can only be defeated with top teir meme magic. Redpill her if you can't leave so soon.
Elijah Kelly
>So what does Sup Forums think of witches using social media to cast magic spells? It's like wizards on Sup Forums using memes to cast magic spells, but not as entertaining. >What enhances Mana more, Kikebook or Tumblr? idk, wizards use mountaindew and doritos >What ever happened to witches condoning sexual deviance and shit? i don't know anything about that but, I know wizards need to jerk off for spells 'n' shit >If a witch makes a love potion, is it considered rape? If it's anything like a wizard's love potion than it's just sexual assualt
Ethan Smith
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Joshua Taylor
Lots of time to bullshit around with people that are at least functionally mentally competent.
I grew up outside of Ft. Hood and 90% of the Warhammer playerbase is Army. I go to a senior military college now and a good number of my buddies play.
From an article on players from Ft. Hood, >Games Workshop’s U.S.-based outreach manager estimates that 20 to 25 percent of Games Workshop’s American customers are active members of the military. If you include veterans, she said, that number jumps to about 40 percent.
And expect her friends to be drug addicts. It'll start with weed and end with some very bad stuff
Bentley Wilson
Exodus 22:18 - "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."
Ethan Russell
Kek, please protect this young man from the evil magic.
Carter Myers
...
Nathaniel Sanchez
>It'll start with weed and end with some very bad stuff
>Honey, did you get the kitty litter I asked for? >"Uh, yeah, but I still don't understand... we don't have a cat..." >No, it's to cut our meth with, so it lasts longer. >"WHAT? METH?" >Oh, silly, don't worry, it's just to enhance the magic for our coven's spell later tonight. >"Wait, what? Tonight is our date night." >I know! When we sacrifice something dear to us, the magic will be that much stronger! >"..."
Nolan Davis
>Holmes DAMMIT I KNEW HE LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE AND IT'S A FUCKING MEME
So if I take a bomb that I think is real (for example, as a part of a sting) and try to blow it up someplace public, they get me for attempted murder, right?
So how is this different?
They believe that they are going to cause harm to this guy, so why can't they be charged with assault?
Henry Price
I wouldn't think so more likely they cut it during manufacture
Oliver Turner
I live on the moon
What's the story here? I'm assuming there wasn't a real rape.
Nolan Ortiz
Well, obviously, it's crystallized. I'm wondering what weird shit gets used during manufacture.
Thomas Torres
>Does cat litter actually get used to cut meth? Honestly don't know, user. Weed's the hardest I get nowadays, and even when I was younger I never got heavy into the hard shit.
Jace Adams
>saving a rapist
Easton Sanchez
Burn all Mages! (except Mememagisters)
Aiden Kelly
>She's an engineer
Is there ever a good ending when those three words are uttered in unison?
Cameron Gutierrez
Start reading articles. tl;dr: they got krunk af, he fingered her while she was passed the fucked out behind a dumpster, tried to book it when someone showed up, got taken down by the witness
Matthew Gonzalez
Kitty litter is usually scented which I imagine makes for a pretty bad high, then again meth heads aren't the quickest bunch.
James Brooks
Dear Kek,
We are thankful for all the meme magic. Please bless Standford finger man with good luck. I promise to always say '2 drunk to remember if I initiated' to myself whenever I see a drunk girl like that.
Amen
Brody Perez
Even rapists shouldn't be sorcered, user.
It's just not right.
It's heresy.
Nathan Torres
It will backfire on them Satan is perfectly fine with rape
Mason Perez
>Satan is perfectly fine with rape New age witches largely claim that their "religion" has nothing to do with Satan.
And then they go on about how you're a bigot for thinking otherwise, and quite obviously a misogynist, and how they'll hex you.
Matthew Evans
>defending witches
Nathan Cook
I'm not an expert on voodoo, but for a hex/curse to work on someone, they'd had to have wronged you, personally, in some way. You can't just randomly hex/curse people.
Liam Brown
not that shit. if anything cluesforum.
Jeremiah Howard
>who identifies as a traditional hereditary witch
I identify as a planetary ruler and I demand governments recognize me as ruler of Earth.
Anything less wouldn't be tolerant.
Mason Richardson
fuck, I'm sold. its about time law caught up with weaponized spell casting. we're a first world country for fucks sake
Isaiah Martin
The patriarchy has been harming them since before they were born maaan
