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Shinkansen edition

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really enjoy watching all these Hong Kong action movies

they usually have Brits as these caricatured evil monsters, and i like seeing all these incredibly muscular tall English fellas with posh accents beating the shit out of 5-12 chinese peasants

obviously they lose at the end of the film, but the first 60% of the film is a pure patriotic wankfest
love it

well hello there reddit

the goal

check out this captcha hahaha

>australians need a licence to buy airsoft and paintball guns

You are now picturing your oneitis grunting and straining as she pushes a big, hard, anus-tearing poo out of her rectum

*howls*

Business Idea: Two years of Mandatory Conscription from age 16, but you learn life skills as well as do A-Levels

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>tfw the based ussr will never come back

>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week

>Tories wildly cheer that pay cap stays 2 weeks after grenfell tower burned to the ground and they paid the DUP 1.5b to back them up

brit WILL defend this

The fall of the Berlin wall was probably the most devastating event in history

>>tfw the based ussr will never come back

'ah skee bop bop ba da da bop

Runty runty see him trot

Runty runty to the slop

Runty runty take a bite

Runty runty say goodnight

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

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Ah yes, paying civil service jobsworths more would have stopped a building going on fire

UU
UU

>average
>sized
>dick

>based ussr

Good job completely missing the point

Does anyone want to know what I'm having for dinner this evening?

got a wee cut on my finger

back from work already, wagecuck?

jesus he is tiny

genuinely think you have to be insane to put a dick in your mouth, doesn't matter if you a man or a woman

oh dear

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Oh did you have a point in your inane ramblings?

'skee bee bop da bop, skee bee bop da bop'

>the Poorthern Direhouse

me rushing into the room at the end

Just done a great news and got no (You)s

You lot don't deserve me

Disgusting

>not Dourhouse

You had one job

always wonder what he thought he was accomplishing with those kicks

hello?

is there anybody in there?

just nod if you can hear me

is there anyone at home?

Hong Kong and Taiwan films can be quite fun 2bh. They're not influenced by Jews, focus groups or executives like you would in Hollywood.

need to spaff on a pair of paki tits

>yfw in Britain the final ingredient to pancakes is to go outside and run around with it

Yeah firefighters risked their lives to go in that building two weeks ago and the government got beat rapturous applause to confirmation they won't even get a pay rise in line with inflation

Disgusting

the gf and I

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'Ere (you) go lad. Don't spend 'um all at once though haha

dicklet or not he is the one fucking that slag and not u.
stay mad betas.

Do you think Prince Harry ever gets to see his real father? I feel pretty bad for him

Not really

Crashed the bike in the rain lads.

This meme is fucking stupid. He looks A LOT like Charles

Spent the rent money on drugs and clothes again lads
Mum and Dad wont be pleased

ew why would I fuck a slag

All the time, they do royal events together

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5'7, tiny hands, size 9 US feet, tiny dick. any hope for me lads

many a lad has bought a house with the winnings from the town pancake race.

Reminder that Diana's boyfriend was a Muslim and she was probably going to marry him

Why do people still unironically wear fedoras? You'd think everyone would be aware of the meme by now

he said real father

>craigslist

Quintessential /brit/ sitcom waiting to happen

should I shave

can't imagine going into the yank thread and posting in there day in day out, and yet the yanks flock here

You have severe autism

Hmmm yes let's waste billions on inflated public sector salaries because a building went on fire

>m-muh ginger

Get a grip, they're fucking identical. Equally scruffy too

Disgusting slovenly creature

can't imagine going into the UK and living in there day in day out, and yet the pakis flock here

If firefighters get a pay rise then so to wastemen like me

We're all civil servants after all

sometimes I think it wouldn't be that bad to live in Ireland but then I remember they use the euro haha

>Why do people still unironically wear fedoras? You'd think everyone would be aware of the meme by now

try it some time and you may enjoy it

She's hot

hmmm yes let's waste billions desperately clinging on to power instead of letting it get used for useful purposes

Then act smug as fuck about it

>hungry af
>order shit loads of food
>gets delivered by some qt blonde with a thicc arse and big tits
>feel fucking guilty at being a fat slob
>cry wank myself silly whilst smearing pizza over my genitals

Every fucking tome

the poo-ro

Imagine being a dicklet

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doing a do

Young and Dangerous is the best whimsical chink crime saga that I didn't know existed. Would highly recommend it. It's got it all: melodrama, ultra violence, romance laughs and Asian puss'.

Just pure unpretentious viewing pleasure tbqh

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>hot
If you're into inbred runts then yeah sure mate

making an arrangement

Ok

>posts a pic of a willy that isnt even his own
its ok mate

Yeah the Tories should just hand power to Labour lol

Why is it wearing a snood?

amazing post

You can post a pic of it though

the nice thing about being homosexual and a bottom is that all the classic insecurity bait like height, dicksize, "alphaness" or whatever dont apply to me

instead of feeling envious or upset when i see a post like i just think 'nice' and move on with my day

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*manipulates the next election so the Tories are 5 seats short*
looks like I'll be getting a new hospital

Makes you wonder what kind of mental case makes images like this

ABORTION IS MURDER. THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE

>waste billions clinging to power
or
>waste trillions under labour

Really makes me think

Votes for women was an unobjectionable idea when most women got married early

Now we have too many young single women voting and it's fucking the West up

iktf :3