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really enjoy watching all these Hong Kong action movies
they usually have Brits as these caricatured evil monsters, and i like seeing all these incredibly muscular tall English fellas with posh accents beating the shit out of 5-12 chinese peasants
obviously they lose at the end of the film, but the first 60% of the film is a pure patriotic wankfest
love it
well hello there reddit
the goal
check out this captcha hahaha
>australians need a licence to buy airsoft and paintball guns
You are now picturing your oneitis grunting and straining as she pushes a big, hard, anus-tearing poo out of her rectum
*howls*
Business Idea: Two years of Mandatory Conscription from age 16, but you learn life skills as well as do A-Levels
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>tfw the based ussr will never come back
>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week
>Tories wildly cheer that pay cap stays 2 weeks after grenfell tower burned to the ground and they paid the DUP 1.5b to back them up
brit WILL defend this
The fall of the Berlin wall was probably the most devastating event in history
>>tfw the based ussr will never come back
'ah skee bop bop ba da da bop
Runty runty see him trot
Runty runty to the slop
Runty runty take a bite
Runty runty say goodnight
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
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Ah yes, paying civil service jobsworths more would have stopped a building going on fire
UU
UU
>average
>sized
>dick
>based ussr
Good job completely missing the point
Does anyone want to know what I'm having for dinner this evening?
got a wee cut on my finger
back from work already, wagecuck?
jesus he is tiny
genuinely think you have to be insane to put a dick in your mouth, doesn't matter if you a man or a woman
oh dear
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Oh did you have a point in your inane ramblings?
'skee bee bop da bop, skee bee bop da bop'
>the Poorthern Direhouse
me rushing into the room at the end
Just done a great news and got no (You)s
You lot don't deserve me
Disgusting
>not Dourhouse
You had one job
always wonder what he thought he was accomplishing with those kicks
hello?
is there anybody in there?
just nod if you can hear me
is there anyone at home?
Hong Kong and Taiwan films can be quite fun 2bh. They're not influenced by Jews, focus groups or executives like you would in Hollywood.
need to spaff on a pair of paki tits
>yfw in Britain the final ingredient to pancakes is to go outside and run around with it
Yeah firefighters risked their lives to go in that building two weeks ago and the government got beat rapturous applause to confirmation they won't even get a pay rise in line with inflation
Disgusting
the gf and I
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'Ere (you) go lad. Don't spend 'um all at once though haha
dicklet or not he is the one fucking that slag and not u.
stay mad betas.
Do you think Prince Harry ever gets to see his real father? I feel pretty bad for him
Not really
Crashed the bike in the rain lads.
This meme is fucking stupid. He looks A LOT like Charles
Spent the rent money on drugs and clothes again lads
Mum and Dad wont be pleased
ew why would I fuck a slag
All the time, they do royal events together
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5'7, tiny hands, size 9 US feet, tiny dick. any hope for me lads
many a lad has bought a house with the winnings from the town pancake race.
Reminder that Diana's boyfriend was a Muslim and she was probably going to marry him
Why do people still unironically wear fedoras? You'd think everyone would be aware of the meme by now
he said real father
>craigslist
Quintessential /brit/ sitcom waiting to happen
should I shave
can't imagine going into the yank thread and posting in there day in day out, and yet the yanks flock here
You have severe autism
Hmmm yes let's waste billions on inflated public sector salaries because a building went on fire
>m-muh ginger
Get a grip, they're fucking identical. Equally scruffy too
Disgusting slovenly creature
can't imagine going into the UK and living in there day in day out, and yet the pakis flock here
If firefighters get a pay rise then so to wastemen like me
We're all civil servants after all
sometimes I think it wouldn't be that bad to live in Ireland but then I remember they use the euro haha
>Why do people still unironically wear fedoras? You'd think everyone would be aware of the meme by now
try it some time and you may enjoy it
She's hot
hmmm yes let's waste billions desperately clinging on to power instead of letting it get used for useful purposes
Then act smug as fuck about it
>hungry af
>order shit loads of food
>gets delivered by some qt blonde with a thicc arse and big tits
>feel fucking guilty at being a fat slob
>cry wank myself silly whilst smearing pizza over my genitals
Every fucking tome
the poo-ro
Imagine being a dicklet
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doing a do
Young and Dangerous is the best whimsical chink crime saga that I didn't know existed. Would highly recommend it. It's got it all: melodrama, ultra violence, romance laughs and Asian puss'.
Just pure unpretentious viewing pleasure tbqh
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>hot
If you're into inbred runts then yeah sure mate
making an arrangement
Ok
>posts a pic of a willy that isnt even his own
its ok mate
Yeah the Tories should just hand power to Labour lol
Why is it wearing a snood?
amazing post
You can post a pic of it though
the nice thing about being homosexual and a bottom is that all the classic insecurity bait like height, dicksize, "alphaness" or whatever dont apply to me
instead of feeling envious or upset when i see a post like i just think 'nice' and move on with my day
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*manipulates the next election so the Tories are 5 seats short*
looks like I'll be getting a new hospital
Makes you wonder what kind of mental case makes images like this
ABORTION IS MURDER. THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE
>waste billions clinging to power
or
>waste trillions under labour
Really makes me think
Votes for women was an unobjectionable idea when most women got married early
Now we have too many young single women voting and it's fucking the West up
iktf :3