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contrary, he will administer a heeming of colossal proportions

would pulverize you and send the powder to your grieving parents

Deano

Reckon id make a fine soldier

Time to sign up with her majesty's Royal Irish Brigade

*knocks your pathetic excuse of a lower jaw clean off with one swift blow*

manlet

Here we are...

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*obliterates your feeble Irish skull*