Brazil

>tropical beaches in almost all state capitals
>biggest tropical rainforest of the world
>beautiful people everywhere
>beautiful culture, music and good food
>loved worldwide and relevant globally
>able to integrate people from every part of the globe
>comfy life and a enjoy-life culture
Why haven't you embraced the Brazilian Dream?

i think it is a very nice place desu

How easy is it to get citizenship? Do you know some easy way to learn Brazilian Portuguese?
I actually do want to move, I'm 100% certain of that.

>How easy is it to get citizenship?
Not that easy, but it's really easy to get a visa
>Do you know some easy way to learn Brazilian Portuguese?
Most gringos get it with time, it's not that hard

If it were safer and less degenerate id move there

do you know an easy way to get a visa?

Brazil is too violent, wait Bolsonaro become president before moving here

You just need to come here unironically and get it at the federal police at least for a temporary one. There are tons of sites that actually say it

i heard you can extend it infinitely

What the fuck are you doing? Why would you move?

It he has to live in a shit hole at least let him live in a fun one

He wants to live O Sonho Brasileiro

thx, I like your country too, mostly because of your history.

I played Max Payne 3 and MW 2 and learned the truth.

...

Britain is so fucking terrible man, you pampered Americans wouldn't understand it.

And Brazil will somehow be any better?

If you want to come here at least go to the good parts of country. I would recommend the countryside of São Paulo. It is the safest part of the country, has a good economy, has the second best university of the country, the white population (idk if you care) is 80%+ and has the best cities to live in the country.

>wait Bolsonaro become president before moving here

So never? Good tip.

>So never? Good tip.
Next year faggot.

São Paulo is seriously disgusting
Brazilian people are horrible
The women are ugly and tainted by feminism
The men are ultra violent criminals and SJW at the same time

>even more niggers than in the US
No thanks, nothing personal Pabló.

>train Jiu Jitsu
>studying portuguese
>visiting Barra in December
>dated a Brazilian girl
I'm trying!

When I think of Brazil I think of none of those things

What comes to mind is piss poor ghettos and people murdering you for pocket change, corruption and disgusting low IQ rats spewing flooding the internet with BR? HUEHEHUEHUEHUHEE

>t. nordestino

Sou paulista

>What comes to mind is piss poor ghettos and people murdering you for pocket change, corruption and disgusting low IQ rats spewing flooding the internet with BR? HUEHEHUEHUEHUHEE
This this and this so much this

You don't deserve to live in our state, fucking liar traitor.

>What comes to mind is piss poor ghettos and people murdering you for pocket change, corruption and disgusting low IQ rats
I don't know, I never went to one of your refugees' ghettos...

Yes 100% will. They have been above us economy wise on quite a few occasions iirc
Better life, better culture, better people

Meant to you, traitor

>The men are ultra violent criminals and SJW at the same time
Just how I like em.. tell more

Chupa minha benga vira-lata

>55,320 murders in 2016
Huh

Finally a knower.

think of them as a whiter version of your middle class neighbourhoods

those are only drug and gang related
if you stay out of trouble, trouble won't find you

>Chicago
>Detroit

Looks like we have some competition on the most violent cities in the world, right amirite?

>daily brazilian craving for attention via self-hating because he wants to feel accepted by gringos thread

I hate brazilians here so fucking much.

They only died because they were stupid, probably acted foolishly and were most likely asking for it. It's their fault that they were murdered, only drug users are murdered to owning money to the drug dealers

Because embracing the truth is wrong.

Consider suicide, might be the only answer you're looking for.

Literally this. Fuck these brazilians that all they know to say is "Brazil is so shit". If they think this way, why don't they go fuck off to another country? Aaah, ofc they are poor and live in shitty neighborhoods, therefore can't leave Brazil.

Brazilians have no regard for human life. They kill people over the pettiest things. It's the last country I'd want to visit.

>all those thing
Dear Dog, I am so much time in my room. Things really change.

>If they think this way, why don't they go fuck off to another country?
Mas eu fiz curso superior justamente pra isso. Não é tão fácil assim

Lol

Please, just go. You will not be missed here.

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The problem isn't telling "the truth", the problem is you inconvenient monkeys shitting the board with you Sup Forums-tier posts and mongrel complex.

>you had the unfortunate fate of being born in this nigger infested disease-ridden lawless hellhole
>now please, fight for it, die for it, and never agree with those who say the truth of your nigger infested disease-ridden lawless hellhole simply because you had said unfortunate fate of being born in this said nigger infested disease-ridden lawless hellhole

I'd honestly carpet nuke Brazil from top to bottom without blinking once.

Tou tentando sair. Se Deus quiser eu consigo

Sorry. I forgot about Baltimore, St. Louis and New Orleans!

Eu tenho muitas do essas coisas aquí
Pero quero vialhar a Brasiu algum día

the future of all countries in the world is to become a humongous Brazil anyway. In the future there will be lots of tiny Brazils in Europe

Some flee their problems and others stay and try to solve it. The first ones are cowards, the second ones are brave.

How's that cotton picking going?

Vai lá resolver o problema do tráfico kkkkkkk
Por isso eu voto Bolsonaro

And that's why I'm voting for Bolsonaro too. Bolsonaro is not as good as the Integralismo was but he is the best we have.

BRASIL IS THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH
IT IS A SHIT CUNT FILLED WITH SHIT PEOPLE
DIE DIE DIEEEEE

?

>bolsonaro
>kkk
>write in portuguese in out of /luso/
Will vote in Lula after this.

Todo mundo escreve em lingua nativa no int. Os americanos tão se cagando pra nossa conversa

How is Florianapolis? How far would $1,500 USD get me?

why do brazilians use gringo when it's a spanish slur?

Do all brazilian women have huge ass

COME TO BRAZIL

all more violent than Rio too lol

No, they have huge dicks. All Brazilian women are trannys

WE WUZ HUE AND SHIET.

Too bad loads of white people I know are moving
yes, ive seen like 10 and all of them did

Is it actually worth moving to brazil?
Everyday they seem they're becoming a first world country, or is that just meme, like my country?

NO we're in the middle of the worst econimical crisis in 70 years or some shit

I want to go fish in the Amazon

Are you white or a Moor?

Which will probably be succeeded by the biggest economic boom in all time 2bh

wait a couple of years Portuguese have the easiest route to citizenship and work so you can just wait in Portugal till it's the perfect time to leave

But your GDP is ten times bigger than mine, so many job opportunities, growing industry and more...
is that all just a meme?

Isso, sim. Se o Lula for eleito em 2018.

no. All the Poortuguese people I know are moving to Brazil

As white as they come.

The only Brazilian woman I've met had no ass, but she was a grey eyed blond

>so many job opportunities
olhe nossa taxa de desemprego brah
UNEMPLOYMENT R8S

>growing industry
Don't be silly, father.

I'm talking seriously. I know many cases of "semi-white" getting good jobs for being white.

I didn't know there was racism in Brazil

there isn't

Isn't racism give the best jobs to white people. Is logic.

there is

Depends on the area. The average worker sure is fucked, now if you work on a specific area like IT(my area) there is actually a fuckload of demand.

if there was racism we wouldn't be almost 50% pardo. everybody loves mulatas

dem smooth calves hnng

>everybody loves mulatas
Pare de sexualizar uma mulher pela sua cor, seu machista

sexualizo o que quero foda-se

>noje.js
>python
>java
>delphi
India 2.0.

MAXISTA

You forgot "it". "It" doesn't exist in English but you mustn't forget they always have a subject in English.

>best jobs
like peeling bananas?

Machista*

>doesn't exist in English
doesn't exist in Portuguese**
But it exists in English.

How would Brazilians react to a Canadian tourist who is mulatto?

They would start speaking to you in Portuguese.

every woman would suck your dick furiously