The Chinese Fireball, oooooooh!

The Chinese Fireball, oooooooh!

>You al'ight, Dave?

>"You've been spotted at the scene of the crime!"
The delivery of that line was so awful. Even my 11 year old self knew it was shit.

Goblet of Fire in general has awful, hammy performances. And too much hair.

>And too much hair

It will forever be the portrait of the early to mid 00s when everyone grew their hair long as heck

I'M NOT AN OOOOWL

Why was he so excited?
YOUREARIGHTFOWLGITYKNOWTHATYOUTHINKSOIKNOWSOFINESTAYAWAYFRUMME

The Chinese Fireball, duh.

More likee one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises OOOOOOH BOY Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

u haff no bizness here

>*gong sound*

Fuck off child

DIS TENT IS FOR CHAMPIONSSS...AND FRIENDS

>calmly

YES WELL DONE HARRY WELL DONE HOWEVER

HOWEVER NOTHING, YOU LOSE DIGGORY, I WIN
GO GRYFFINDOR!

50 points to Gryffindor

>we never saw any of the other dragons for some reason

>Can't wait to see the Quidditch World Cup brought to life
>NOPE

$$$

If the Horntail is the most dangerous dragon in the HP world then what is the white dragon at the bank vault ?