/cum/

Phoenix Edition

koth sucks

Real

Dabura the Demon King was the best dbz character

Posting in the real thread

Oregon sucks

Im talking specifically about the pic he posted, the "grilled meat" or however you wanna call it, the shredded pork(?) is weird for me too id say.

I do remember now eating chicken salad sandwiches.

>Maryland

>Oregon

FELICITATIONS, MALEFACTORS I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPPRIATE THE FORMULARY FOR THE PREPARATION OF AFFORDABLE COMESTIBLES! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!?!

>see store selling a package of Canada 150 day cupcakes
>bought it
>laughing to myself while eating them as they have these cute little leaf sprinkles
>ate the whole fucking thing
>mfw i wont survive july 4th

but now that i think about, when we have our BBQs (Carne asada) of course is wheat tortillas for days.

So i guess it makes sense that we do not use bread.

Pulled pork sandwiches are the thinking man's sandwich. Also the bread isn't even there for sandwiches. There's three slices.

The great state of Maryland.

buh bye 30-posts-early trump thread

All memes aside, King of the Hill is a terrible show.

The great state of Oregon.

New thread buds

>An early thread is bad unless it's 12 posts early
>This somehow makes sense in the autist's mind
Jokes on you fags I made both threads
What are you gonna do about it now?

Well somebody said sandwiches but he is from new england so what does he know.

Here we have some highly condimented pulled pork dishes, so i guess id be down to try a sandwich of one of those one day.

>new york is new england
Dumb fucking spic

Reported three threads earlier.
>New England
Factually incorrect.

Aren't you from Boston?

Maryland or Liberia?

Is this the thread where everyone is lurking in?

No.

Delete this post. It's insulting to Liberia.

>mestizo memory
No you illiterate beaner

>i make a thread
>doesn't thread split


>i don't make the thread
>there's like 3 cum threads

You idiots are lost without me

Liar. There is only one other /cum/ thread and it has 313 posts already.

76637324
kys leaf

Well, you got me

mannn

OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 3.0
/CUM/ SLEEPOVER THEMED
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
WOULD LET SLEEP IN YOUR BED WHILE YOU SLEEP ON THE COUCH GAP
1-henrico, virginia
2-oyster gay
3- ravioly county
WOULD MAKE BREAKFAST FOR THEM IN THE MORNING GAP
4- huntsville alabama
5- whatcom county canada
6- lane county oregon
AIR MATTRESS GAP
7 clack my ass
8-cucks county
9-denmark
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE GAP
9000-canadians
9001- cara is bald poster
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND IS DENGUE SEASON GAP
90000001- my wife left me sinaloa poster
SLEEP ON THE BACKYARD WHEN IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE, IS DENGUE SEASON AND IS NEW YEARS EVE SO THERE IS CELEBRATORY GUNFIRE GAP
9000000000000001- the fucking idiot who reported my thread

(you)

goddamit i hate the air mattress
Makes a lot of sounds when i move

>*blinks*
>BZZZZTSTSURRRT

This is actually really accurate

Sherlock is only my first name.

>Lane above Clack
Accurate.

This thread sucks

my penis

Yeah i know
I should've made the thread

You could always go to /dixie/
and entertain the 5 posts an hour there

sensiblechuckle.jpg

Montana - 6'2" - 185 pounds - green eyes - dark brown hair
Arkansas - 5'9" - 118 pounds - blue eyes - dark brown hair
Sinaloa - 6'2" - 198 pounds - brown eyes - black hair
Whatcom, WA - 6'1" - 180 pounds - blue eyes - brown hair
Montreal - 5'11" - 155 pounds - blue eyes - blonde hair
Sacramento - 5'11" - 157 pounds - brown eyes - brown hair
Alabama - 6'0" - 180 pounds
Gaycer - 6'2" - 135 pounds
Ottawa - 5'7" - 170 pounds
Lane County - 6'1" - 180 pounds
Los Angeles - 6'0" - 185 pounds
Portland - 5'11" - 156 pounds
Henrico - 6'3"
Ohioano - 6'1"
Oyster Gay - 6'3"
Oyster Dad - 6'5"
S.Bernardino- 5'6"
Pennsylvania- 5'6"
BritColumbia- 6'0"
Connecticut - 5'8"
Toronto - 4'3"
Cana-chan - 5'11"

he is from Long Island but he attends Boston College

>You could always go to /dixie/
I could lurk in two generals. Maybe I'll visit them.

You missed Austin telling his us height and weight

Imagine if Conway posted here like he does in dixie, these threads would reach bump limit in 15 minutes

...

I have the same hair color as young Varg

how did you obtain this information

>his us
He asks people.

I just ask.

I dont care about that

i actually know that.

But rather be seen as someone with bad memory than as a dumbass that basically said "north east = new england"

I meant to reply to Clack. He's the only one who cares.

he breaks into peoples homes and measures them

>bamboo shoots in chinese take out

What a useless fucking vegetable

>biggest chebs in the catalog edition
we can't keep letting them get away with it

I don't record people without state flags.

Austin is the Texan poster, Clack.

wow asians are funny hahahahaha

>not even on the list

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE THINKS NEW YORK IS NEW ENGLAND AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you didn't record me, and you never will

>not being in this list despite having posted a lot of that
you're not so keen bucko

Austin is a genuinely ugly name

What was his height and weight?

Would you mind sharing your height and weight?

I don't want you on my list.

I don't record flagless losers.

the yank gf

north east =/= new england
I will never be associated with the jersey side of the cesspool

6'3, 192 LB
He was telling Bucks that he could beat him up

>Would you mind sharing your height and weight?
7' 2", 350 lbs (all muscle, built like a brick shithouse)

it's fair that i've dropped so far.
i haven't been posting regularly in a while because of vacation and the like.
i hope one day i'll reclaim my #2 spot, perhaps climb even higher

stop posting pictures of my wife

i dont want to be on your list

"no"

there's 2 alabama posters, and i don't quite weigh that much

if I became non-anonymous it wouldn't count

I'm 5' 1" and 1071 pounds. I hope I converted that correctly from meters and kilograms.

i wanna cry in ur arms

terrible poster

It's the one who one has the state flag.

kys manlet
t. 10'5, 524 LB

Thank you both.

you're a big guy

I have a 0% body fat

i know that. i was giving you hints about me trying to goad you into asking

A I a big guy too?

...

literally impossible, your heart would tear apart

Oh... would you mind sharing your height and weight?

chicks dig a little squish, reminds them of their dad

Wrong
kys fattie

turned down an impromptu hangout with some guy and now i feel bad but i really need some damn alone time considering i just talked to people for 8 hours on the phone at my day job

rip manlet

6' 170lb

north east = new england

nobody cares about your imaginary meme borders

fat bellies can be okay if you have huge muscular arms

>mid atlantic
>rust belt
>new england

choose 3

thanks