You wake up in your current location in the year 1700

You wake up in your current location in the year 1700.

What do?

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bow down to my new frog overlords

enjoy the last century where France isn't a meme i guess?

Rape.

Organise the natives to fight against Portuguese oppression

start fishing with the natives I guess.

Do I get to keep my phone? maybe I can convince them I'm a god

>black
Live an either very interesting or very short life I guess

this desu, what else is there to do in this shithole?
>take my money that's worth hella good shit now
>buy gun and a fucking horse
>ride out of NYC
>rape people
>ride horse elsewhere
>rape some more
>go to europe by ship
>rape

Invent anime

Well I am white, so use your imagination.

>tfw maori use to rape and eat warriors of other tribes

I would like to pet a Moa before I surrender myself though.

>New England
Not much is different, I guess try and just settle down and enjoy my new life as a farmer in colonial Massachusetts

>Moa extinction occurred around 1300 CE[9] - 1440 CE ± 20 years, primarily due to overhunting by Māori.[7]

You don't even get to that.

>take my money that's worth hella good shit now
>paper money or steel coins from a country that doesn't even exist yet
>ever worth anything
WEW
E....E
WEW

plant bombs around copenhagen and stockholm

Work at the mines

This. If anyone were transported to the past, they would be a poorfag. No gold coins, and you knowledge of technology is useless to a 1700s society.

Spend two days walking going to Boston then take the first boat to England.

fug ids war :D

If im not standing in a section of the now dry lake and drown I may be standing on the middle of a swampy farmland

Mexico city?

Praise the Cross of Burgundy. Best flag in the world.

Oppress some Dutch, I guess

Assimilate with Indians.

Probably forced into being a serf for some noble family. Due the entire country is hellbent on war my life will very likely not improve particularly much during my lifetime. Living in Scania won't make matters any easier since my Swedish overlords will treat me like trash and I won't be allowed to speak my language: Danish. And it's going to get even worse when Sweden lose the great nordic war in 1709. But at least my suffering won't last very long, since the life expectancy for a man during this time period is around 35 years.

Yes, its currently flooded btw

>retards don't have gold
WEW

the life expectancy is an average
it factors in mortality rate
if you could survive until youre twenty then you could survive until youre sixty or seventy

Be a peasant

>Newfoundland
frenchies trying to call dibs on anglo colonies
literally fishing, curing fish, fending off natives, then popping of across the pond for the winter
that's it really

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

go forth and conquer

Genocide bantus before they ruin africa

I become a cowboy

That map is wrong.
Chile was as south as north Aysén by then
Also Uruguay should be full spanish
and esquivo is missing aswell

Fall 13 feet onto a farm

Invent new war strategies so we won't loose the Great northen war and so our empire can keep on living

Why would anyone listen to a peasant?

I'm 181 i'm probably a giant for the people of that era

Kill some beavers and make the days journey up to Toronto to sell the furs.

Wait, shit. You said 1700 not 1700s. Too early for Toronto.

I go kill some beavers then make the days journey up to Ganatsekwyagon to sell my furs to the Iroquis.

SPANISHED

>He has enough gold coins in his pockets to live comfortably in the 1700s

die of starvation or by being mauled by a jaguar or some other feline since the closest town with people at that time would be a good 2 days walk through deep untouched jungle.

Dutifully serve my King and Emperor Leopold.
Preferably by suppressing some upstart local nobles.

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Please kill yourself you Sup Forumstard faggot.

How is that even Sup Forums retard? France got shit on hard in the 1700's and things only got worse in the 1800's.

Because he said the 1700's were the last good century for France. He's probably one of those Sup Forumstards who hates the French Revolution and wants France to embrace his retarded "dark enlightenment" shit.

>I would turn on the lamp of my cellphone and become the second come of Jesus
>Hurry to invent the first electricity generator ever to charge my phone
>Try to create a bridge connection between my charger and the V8 connector of my cellphone whose battery is long gone
>Give up and escape
>Cum inside of a good looking native girl and have children
>Spend the rest of my live fucking my wife, other women and cutting wood

>implying beheading everyone then letting a literal dictator take over that resulted in France being conquered by Europe was any better

He's probably refering to the ideals of the French Revolution that he hates.

>South East Wisconsin
>Walk 2 miles to the coast of Lake Michigan
>begin to walk north towards French trading posts in Door County
>Fortunately the Menominee are peaceful people, I might live with them if I can't be fucked to keep moving north.

get killed by natives or get killed by a spanish smallpox blanket. Depends on who finds me first.

>be me
>be harpsichordist in 2017
>wake up in 1700
>the fucking golden age of harpsichord
>go to the church and play the Bach´s harpsichord works
>Cardinal drops jaw
>Viceroy drops jaw
>Become Mexico City chappelmaister
>Manuel Sumaya starts crying
>save money
>go to California
>discover gold
>build a arms factory
>get richer selling arms
>get bitches
>get money
>get more bitches

You could also create versions of current music and become even more famous. Or "write songs".

>This
>Play Despacito on harpsichord
youtube.com/watch?v=cjukW9ChpV8

Wtf the Swahilis were already gone back then

STOP rewritting history REEEEEEEEEEEEE

What a profound, inspiring and complex melody you have there.

>mfw living in Colonia do Sacramento right now

CAAAAARA MACONHA HUEHUEHUEEE

ehm, worng pic

took me an eternity to find the one i watned heheee

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>being a Korean in Atlanta in 1700
I am completely out of place

I'd probably either die from heat exhaustion or get scalped by natives because I live in fucking Nevada.

Start the long trek south to meet up with the Spanish.

move to the colonial us and persuade them to turn independent and invade canada and mexico afterwards

Live among the Miwoks and get used to the taste of acorn. Gain notoriety as the palest guy in 400 miles.

Also all the indians would die of european diseases

eat sushi and then commit seppuku

Conquer all the Inuit and destroy the Spanish

>live in a catalan fortress city
>Die from black plague

Make wood block prints
I'd probably die, otherwise I'd join the local tribe. The English won't show up for another 100 years.

Well I live in London so
>plague year
>Whig Tory disputes leading to potential political crisis
At least I can chill out with Samuel Johnson and laugh at euopoors

Sit and wait for Peter the Great to come to this shitty swamp

grab my sks and start wreaking havok on the brits.

Die from starvation because shitty frozen island and Danes are shit at running their colonies.
(The Norse colony in Greenland has gone extinct at this point.)

I'm thinking about converting to Catholicism, sounds like better Orthodoxy. And Venice is Catholic as well, man's gotta make his living.

rebel

o fug time to walk east

Immediately start removing swebab to help tsar BTFO them from the baltic sea and become a tough manly man with my bros while we construct saint petersburg

Shoot a Scot and steal his cattle and get away with it thanks to border law

start heading south to mexico and live live as un hacendado

this

defend the cape colony from british intruders

No, I'm just nostalgic of everything before the fall of Napoleon, because we were powerful and respected.
The death of the First Empire killed something in the french people, look at the 19th century in France, it's a fucking mess. We fail nearly every war, we have government change every 20 years, our power is diminishing by the year... And I'm not a royalist, I'm a republican.

And as said, we already got shit on in this century. We lost near all our colonies in NA and the UK raped us hard. But the end and Napoleon could have redeeming

Cry tears of pride and joy. Convince the kaiser to take back Constantinople.

Invent soap to win every war ever

The Gauls invented soap.

>1700
>raped by Brits
Shut up defeatist

Fugg! Get Turk'd immediately!

I'd die within a week

turks are out, but the austrians are garrisoned in, do you guys think theyll go home?

get fast memeing

I would rape some girls and became a priest or viceversa

Lmaoing @ your life

kill all the opium dealers
OBOSEN

I can read and write so im pretty sure im qualified to be a naval officer.

I don't think they allow indios any weapons back then

The kind that kills bacteria.

tfw mestizo

>mestizo
you wish