CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

It's the day after Thanksgiving, sooooooo...

ITT: we politely discuss what the best feature-length Christmas movie is ever, and unanimously agree that it's pic related.

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Die Hard

Batman Returns is a Christmas movie.

DON'T PUSH ME DOWN CLAAHHKK

a christmas without national lampoons christmas vacation is a christmas wasted

Is Rusty still in the Navy?

Those are more Christmas-adjacent movies. Movies that just coincidentally happen to take place during Christmas.

Assault on Precinct 13 is another one.

Truly the GOAT Christmas movie

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Shitters full

Ah...have you checked our shitters, honey?

Not a Christmas movie, does not happen around Christmas.
Yet really gets me in that yuletide mood.

>Yet really gets me in that yuletide mood.

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You're welcome, faggots.

Snow, wacky antics, festivities.

I watched Bad Santa today. Shame about the sequel.

Is this Kool Khristmas Kino?

RUSS

most certainly is

I've played that game!

Gremlins is the GOAT Christmas movie

Dad, did you bring a saw?

out of the way losers

real best Christmas movie coming through

oh wait that's not Brazil my bad

I am willing to accept that but I am also going to declare it a tie with this.

too bad your picture is from Gremlins 2

I love this movie but the last 10-15 minutes ruin it for me

Fixed the newlpost!

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What the superhero fight scene? Sure it's a little silly but it's not that bad.

Comfy.

Yep that's the scene, it's been a while since I've seen it though so maybe it isn't as silly as I remember

home alone 2: lost in new york

And not just because best president makes a cameo

Home Alone 2 is the poster child for bad sequels.

Cuddly Dudley is the GOAT elf... Huddleston is the GOAT Santa... Lithgow is the GOAT greedy capitalist in all the Christmas movies IMO famalam

I'll be honest I haven't seen it since I was just a lad but man I fuckin loved that movie. I also kind of liked home alone 3 though, which looking back on it I know without a doubt was fucking awful.

Home Alone 2 is the exact same movie as the first one but with a drastically larger budget that they didn't know what to do with so they filmed in bigger places and threw in celebrity cameos and other stupid shit.

It's Home Alone 1 but worse.

Suck brick, kid.

Home Alone and Jaws have to be the most pitiful and pointless sequels in movie history.

OMG another shark...
Duh who would have guessed I could be ''Home Alone'' again

Outta the way real christmas kino is here

Pedo go home.

I mean, come on, no contest.

Post your face when you found out the actor that plays Rusty is the same actor that plays Leonard in the Big Bang Theory.

Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.

It is a movie set around Christmas.

I wish you idiots would learn this.

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As a train nerd, I appreciated Santa Clause I, because in several scenes they featured LGB-brand model trains (one is in that pic in the background). It's pretty much the king of model train kino, but they rarely make US-style stuff now, which sucks.

You're kind are weird, but at least you're a harmless weird.

My wife thinks the same thing. Maybe it's from all of the "Your Mom" jokes I say.

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Bahbahbahbah, BUM, bahabah, BUMBUM...bahbahbahbah, BUM, bahabah, BUMBUM...bahbahbahbah, BUM, bah, BUMBUMBUM...bahbahbahbah, BUM, BUM!

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I hope you are joking. This is terrible.

kill yourself

it's a parody of the first one and a satire on sequels in general you're just too stupid too understand it

Jump off a tall building you autistic cunt

He's right though, this "Die Hard is a christmas movie" meme needs to stop.

very comfy

this, can't believe how underrepresented this always is in these threads

Yes it is

Die Hard is the story of a man who would be home for Christmas except he got caught up by some terrorists who are driven by greed. McClane then becomes a sort of dark Santa Claus, traversing undetected and dispensing death to the greedy bad guys on the night of Christmas Eve. Multiple "chimney" references (dead terrorist in Santa hat going down elevator, dropping the bomb down the elevator shaft, jumping down that big vent) plus the scene where Hans realizes McClane is on the roof, just like Santa.

No it's about the true spirit of Christmas winning over greed

That's stupid.

Came here to post this.
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The part where his door knocker turns into Marley and the ghost of Christmas future scared the shit outta me as a child.

when my dad bought an RV, he mentioned the shitters everytime i talked to him after that. Never failed to get a laugh

>Based Harry Dean Stanton as creepy angel
>QT Mary Steenburgen
>Harry makes all sorts of fucked up shit happen
>Kills her husband, her kids to make her appreciate all she has in life
>He just sits back in the cut watching all this unfold like a creeper
>A letter she sent to Santa as a child makes her realize how much of a shit she's turned into as an adult

Its pretty comfy, senpai. youtu.be/CljuEI4U1W0

Sounds like the Book of Job.