Guys my gf is dragging me to go see Moana, what should I expect?
Guys my gf is dragging me to go see Moana, what should I expect?
Brayden Brown
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Andrew Cook
good animation
bad stories
bad characters
bad pacing
Ryan Miller
More dubs
Hudson Thomas
Her to get fucked by some big black guy when she tells you she is going to the bathroom
Wyatt White
Expect her to cheat on you for being such a beta bitch.
Eli Foster
It's like her nose grows wider in every fucking piece of promotional art.
Matthew Ortiz
WAIT
Liking Disney films makes you a beta bitch?!?!
Hmmm I had no idea. Thanks m8, I'll convince to watch The Arrival instead
Charles Powell
If you laugh at the movie and cry when it gets sad and hold her hand, you might actually get laid.
Jaxon Turner
My gf has never cried in any movie. She's a rather cold person
Ryan Price
it's not that bad desu, i wasn't 100% emotionally invested with every bit of it but its hell better than shit like frozen.
Expect to feel like you just watched a typical disney movie
Josiah Diaz
the pig is only in the beginning
idk why its in the promo pics
Luis Diaz
I like her already
Ayden Harris
does the fat one eat it
in b4
>they're both fat
i just want to know if they take it for a tasty snack and put an apple in its mouth
Kayden Peterson
Excellent animation that you'll enjoy for 15 minutes, which will be ultimately ruined by the fact that the story and pacing is dog shit mixed with forced multicultralism memes and disney has been RIP since Tangled.
Jaxson Kelly
to sell merchandise retard. but the movie was actually fantastic and i hope it does very well.
Dylan Wright
they make that joke with the chicken
James Sanchez
A fun, gorgeously animated film with some nice music.
Nathaniel Ross
no the rock character tries to make the chicken fat throughout the movie so he can eat the chicken
Jace Ward
>forced multicultralism memes
Literally what the fuck are you smoking? There's zero fucking multicultural aspects to Moana. It focuses on a single, isolated, homogenous culture and nothing else.
Christian Sanchez
Is Moana THICC?
That's the only thing that has me invested
Nathan Moore
This. It was actually pretty nice not worring about DIVERSITY. in modern family oriented movies
Juan Ramirez
fuckkkkkkk
Joseph Jones
Would you have been LITERALLY SHAKING otherwise?
Matthew Garcia
>Dragging
You can say that you wanna go, man, it's cool
Caleb Young
Fuck off shiro you fucking spic redditor back to r/the Donald
Sup Forums is for aryan men only cuck
Brandon Butler
(You)
Adam Martinez
Eat shit non white
Samuel James
You need to relax nigger
Ayden White
Go see that jlaw movie instead and slip your hand in her panties during the romantic scene
Asher Sullivan
>she likes Disney movies
Nathaniel Thompson
An enjoyable movie
Easton Myers
>she
Isaiah Nelson
To get arrested by the cops for dating a child.
Dylan Campbell
Absolute kinography
Nathan Collins
Any porn of moana yet?
She's cute and thiccque
Carson Foster
Laika>Dreamworks>the drizzlin shits>Pixar
Carson Jones
Dat booty in the short before the movie though.
Kayden Bennett
I could ignore all that if they just devoted 30 seconds to Maui deciding that he would come back. It was bad enough they rushed a conflict between the two but he literally comes back without warning.
Robert Campbell
Bruh I was actually taken aback by the thiccness. Like I know it was the art style and everything but goddamn.
David Gomez
p-post pics pls
Juan Wright
idk, magic surfing indians?
Benjamin James
Serious question, was this inspired or influenced by the Robert Flaherty documentary? They're both named Moana and star native girls in the South Seas.
Jason Jones
I thought it was just okay, but then I saw Trolls. Now I think it's excellent
>Bad characters
They're pretty well-fleshed out imo.
Cooper Brown
Guys I just finished the film.
It was absolute THICC KINO
Liam Howard
the inspiration was a quota chart
Luke Peterson
I don't think there's a full version floating around online but at the 0:55 mark bruh
Luke Ross
a decent disney movie
Tyler Lewis
>my gf is dragging me
>dragging
>Shiro Poster
Shame on you for not putting your anime pillow in her place.
Oliver Cooper
She's only going because she's a pinay and somehow she found some sort of connection I don't fucking know
Austin Perry
Dubs not found
Andrew Howard
Brown girls are best girls
William Russell
Guys I didn't know Disney was allowed to show ceepee.
I was confused and honestly disgusted
Gabriel Peterson
>being cucked by a stupid, short brown mongrel
Literally no excuse unless you're one too.
Austin Rivera
Plus isn't it based on the culture of Hawaii? That's just an American company promoting the culture native to a part of its own country.
Angel Lopez
That's a lot of talk for someone who has 3 tabs of Porn and Hentai open
Logan Sullivan
thick for disney protag expectations
Nathan Scott
It's more "Polynesian islands" than Hawaii (or anywhere specific), but that's not to say hawaiin culture isn't similar (see: the same).