Australia v Germany Confederations Cup game thread

Starts in about 3 bongs

Hold still Germany, this is going to hurt

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>3 bongs
>gamethread

Should I:

A: stay in and watch this
B: go to the park, chill there for a bit and then go to the cinema

Is Australia going to qualify for the WC?

I heard Iran stole your spot.

>go to the park, chill there for a bit and then go to the cinema

What? Weather is really nice today.

is this on the television machine?

Definitely watch it, it should be a good game.

We still have a good chance to make it, we are in the playoff place at the moment with two games to go. If we get at least a draw with Japan next game we only have Thailand to beat and can realistically get above Saudi Arabia on goal difference after that game

SBS my man

yes, on SBS

Then go do it.

Is this the anschlussb owl?

thanks gents

monitoring this match

How many goals will the Granate score?

Predicting Germany 5-0

based RC

hows the missus?

Have you started edging for Irvine yet?

aren't you the guy that can't tip a canoe?

based Texas

I just want Australia to be good again

>again

Not too good mate she's come down with the flu and I think I'm getting it too.

>played decent football against much better opponents at WC
>drew Germany in a friendly the next year
>won the asian cup
>players have only gotten better
>Ange changes formation to 3atb
>start failing against asian teams in wcq
>couldn't make Brazil get out of first gear
>Ange refuses to admit his mistake and persists with 3atb for confed cup
Ange out when lads?

>cuckmany

Hey how is Australia playing the cup? I thought NZ was the Oceania champion?

chinks

now 2bh

4231 when?

>Breitbart
>real
pick 1

What do you mean by that? What about the Chinese?

chinks and japs

australia plays vs chinks cause ofc was too easy and new zealand play vs islanders

We play in Asia. OFC was too easy. If the USA wasn't such pussies they'd move to the South America confederation

3-3 SCREENCAP THIS

If anything, CONMEBOL and CONCACAF should merge into one football organisation.

>Everything I don't agree with is fake

Provide a source to back up your argument or fuck off

travel would be too much and also central american countries are too shit to compete

Thanks pals

>Hold still Germany, this is going to hurt

I don't think so, but even if they lose: nobody here really cares. People want to see if the guys can hold their own in a mock fight, because the team mainly consists of young players and players who haven't played for the NT that often.

Maybe I'll watch it, maybe I won't but all in all it's nothing to get excited about.

This. It is a long trip to the US or memexico, really.

>muh 3rd team
If you lose, you WILL be exposed. No excuses.

Hey Germany, how good is your lineup for this game?

Not German but I rate Wagner.

GERMANY (World Cup winners)

GOALKEEPERS

Bern Leno (Bayer Leverkusen), Marc-Andre Ter Stegen (Barcelona), Kevin Trapp (Paris St-Germain/FRA)

DEFENDERS

Matthias Ginter (Borussia Dortmund), Jonas Hector (Cologne), Benjamin Henrichs (Bayer Leverkusen), Joshua Kimmich (Bayern Munich), Shkodran Mustafi (Arsenal/ENG), Marvin Plattenhardt (Hertha Berlin), Antonio Ruediger (AS Roma/ITA) Niklas Suele (Hoffenheim)

MIDFIELDERS

Julian Brandt (Bayer Leverkusen), Emre Can (Liverpool/ENG), Kerem Demirbay (Hoffenheim), Julian Draxler (Paris St-Germain/FRA), Leon Goretzka (Schalke), Sebastian Rudy (Hoffenheim), Lars Stindl (Borussia Moenchengladbach), Amin Younes (Ajax/NED)

ATTACKERS

Sandro Wagner (Hoffenheim), Timo Werner (RB Leipzig)

From memory, if any, not many of the players played in the world cup two years ago

>that lineup
Australia 2-0 confirmed

Shit squad, Australia should beat them easily.

>a ginger coconut
what an ugly cunt

Not if we're playing 3atb lmao

I've seen only Ter Stegen, Kimmich, Mustafi, Can and Draxler.

Juric
Irvine Rogic Mooy Luongo
Milligan
Smith Wright Sainsbury Degenek
Ryan
Subs: Leckie, Behich, Troisi

This is what we should be playing. Please hire me as coach.

Who is your best player? Leckie?

Mooy

We're trying out 2-5-3 formation this game

> 5 centre midfielders
> Smith

"no"

Ryan
Grant - Wright - Sains - Behich
Milligan - Mooy
Kruse - Rogic - Leckie
Juric

probably Mooy or Rogic

Mooy is shit in international

Where does Mooy play for huddersfield? having him that far back seems weird. Also Kruse is fucking shit and can't stay onside, literally any other midfielder in the team is a better choice.

I just hope they keep the memes (Can, Draxler, Ter Stegen, Rudiger, Younes) on the bench.

Holding or defensive mid

had a chuckle at rc last night

he shows up in the cric thread
makes his prediciton,after pakistan hit 300
pakis by 35 or something
everyone just ignores him
he comes back at the end of the innings to remind everyone about his prediction
everyone just ignores him and continues the bants
india get btfo by 180 runs
and not rc in sight

Still our best

I would say Rogic or Juric, as far as international players

What would be the equivalent of shitposting for football players that are in the middle of the game?

When's the last time Australia won a world cup level match? Qualifiers against asians and muslims don't count

This

Just wanted to let you all know that I shan't be watching your tournament

We won the Asian cup in 2015 against worst Korea

>Goretzka is the only remotely creative player
at least Löw accepted that this is a hoofball tournament

>Kruse
Try again son

At the world cup we beat Serbia in 2010, drew Ghana that year too, in 2006 we beat Japan and drew with Croatia.

This isn't even the B team, tbqh.

Some of our good rookies (e.g. Selke) who should be in the team are playing in the U21-EM instead.

No idea what to expect. I want this match to be good, but it might be super shit.

Australia 2 - 0 Germany

Just check da digits.

>(e.g. Selke)
you watched the game yesterday? Werner and Wagner are both a lot better, even Stindl desu.

thank you based carlos

Nobody expects anything good to come out of this tournament. If it does: great, if it doesn't: meh.

>good rookies
>Selke

>tapering expectations against Australia of all countries
how the mighty have fallen

gonna beat'em at their own game, eh?

>Schelke

Draxler is actually captain

#DieMannschaft XI for #AUSGER:
Leno - Mustafi, Hector, Draxler ©, Goretzka, Wagner, Stindl, Rüdiger, Kimmich, Brandt, Rudy.

Lads...

based RC

It's not about Australia. Even a 2nd Bundesliga team could beat them. It's about the whole idiocy that is the Confed-Cup. Thankfully this will be the last one.

For me the U21 EC is much more interesting.

114º? are you boiling?

the mighty are on holiday
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4600416/German-neo-Nazis-reveal-Swastika-tattoos-Majorca.html

Probably one of the best line ups possible if we're insisting on 3 atb.

Is this the lineup tonight?

If so, I'm going to bed now. Fuck that 3 at the back shit.

>tfw all my ancestors evolved in cloudy goat fields in Britain and Ireland
>tfw moved to the middle of the goddamn Mojave Desert

Lads I've made a mistake.

Is that actually confirmed? There's nothing wrong with it, it's fun.

Is Leroy Sarnie still having his nose job?

yeah it's tonight. It was always gonna be 3atb still, Ange isn't letting up.

Fuck that guido cunt

Does Australia have a serious chance? I don't know much about their current team tbqh

Some DFB people have said it should be cancelled, but they're in no position to decide about it.

It's just the personal opinion of a loud minority.

They were really good in 2006, decent in 2010 and meh in 2014.

Idk about nowadays.

Dogshit recently

We were going well after 2014, won the asian cup, and now it seems like we've gone completely backwards again. There's a few good young cunts though so maybe the coming years will be good.

Mojave Mo' problems am i right?

No, but it is to expected that FIFA will scrap it at the beginning of October. There will definitely be no Confed-Cup in 2021, so there's also a good opportunity to let it die.

Also: there's a lot wrong with it. Most European nations don't take this one seriously and the clubs would rather see their players regnerate, than play a tournament with virtually no prestige.

After Germany won in 2014, a some people were saying: "Aw fuck! Now we will have to play the Confed-Cup 2017!"

Forget about that. You are going to park the bus with zonal defending.